虹 Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

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Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was もっと見る like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

虹 Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To 虹 Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
虹 Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
虹 Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
虹 Dash: Why are あなた just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
虹 Dash: What did あなた do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
虹 Dash: Scoots, あなた okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
虹 Dash: あなた do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
虹 Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a ポニー that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether あなた like it または not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, あなた got a point there. How about, we have あなた further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether あなた like it または not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, 虹 Dash was not happy with me.

虹 Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a カップケーキ today.
虹 Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn あなた not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
虹 Dash: I think we should 移動する back to the 雲, クラウド house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End