マイリトルポニー〜トモダチは魔法〜 Article: Don't Eat カップケーキ On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 6

Don't Eat カップケーキ On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and 虹 Dash found my scooter. It was stolen によって some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

虹 Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
虹 Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
虹 Dash: Go ホーム Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo: Don't! They're not after you, they're after me!!
虹 Dash: *Kicks one of the guards*
Guard 4: *Aiming his gun at 虹 Dash*
虹 Dash: *Grabs his gun, and points it at the other guard*
Guard 5: AH! *Runs away*
虹 Dash: Coward.
Guard 4: No. あなた are a coward.
虹 Dash: Excuse me?

They stopped fighting.

Guard 4: I 発言しましたあなた are a coward.
虹 Dash: Do あなた even know what that word means?
Guard 4: It means to be afraid.
虹 Dash: Do I look like a coward? Because I'm not afraid of anything. Your friend on the other hand? He's the coward.
Guard 3: *Grabs 虹 Dash from behind* Are あなた sure you're not afraid of anything?
虹 Dash: *Kicks guard*
Guard 3: *Lands on a 火災, 火 hydrant, and then water comes from the hydrant, onto him*
虹 Dash: Yeah, I'm sure.
Guard 4: Please surrender.
虹 Dash: I don't want to.
Guard 4: We'll give あなた $35,000 if あなた let us take out your bodyparts for cupcakes.
虹 Dash: I'm worth もっと見る then that. *Walks away*
Guard 4: *Lands on the ground, and holds onto 虹 Dash's back legs* You're not going anywhere! Let us kill you.
虹 Dash: *Flies*
Guard 4: *Falls, and breaks when he lands on the ground*
虹 Dash: Too easy. *Goes to her house*

2 B Continued

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The M.C.C

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At a classic car 表示する in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting によって his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting によって his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, またはあなた will be killed によって a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have あなた been? あなた almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan:...

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TDF's (belated) Countdown to Nightmare Night: 日 4/Cuatro/Four

posted by TotalDramaFan60

音楽 Monday!
Today, we're going to share what, if we did, songs would be on our playlist! I'll share mine first.
1. Simpsons Theme
2. Gracie Films Theme Extended
3. 虹 Rocks
4. Better than Ever
5. Battle of the Bands
6. Under our Spell
7. Tricks up my Sleeve
8. Welcome to the Show
9. Shine like Rainbows
10. AwkwardMarina's I like Ponies
11. AwkwardMarina's How to become a Brony Musician
12. Popipo - Hatsune Miku
13. My Little CanCan
14. Night of Nights - Touhou
15. Bad Apple!!! - Touhou
16. Bad Harmony
17. U.N Owen was Her? - Flandre Scarlet's Theme - Touhou
18. Fighting is Magic - Twilight Sparkle's Theme...

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"Simple Ways" Review

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a ポニー named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to アップルジャック, applejack because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then...

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ハロウィン Fanfictions

posted by Seanthehedgehog

ハロウィン is getting close. To celebrate for this occasion, I'd like to share two MLP fanfictions to read that are related to Halloween, and scary things in general.

Pinkie's Ghost: link

When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, 虹 Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at 虹 Dash, and it proves to be very successful.

The Nightmare Before Christmas: link

Created によって me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.

Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 69 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

New logo for P.O.T.R

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Episode 69: Jinxed
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time:...

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Canterlot High School, in the ポニー world, not that Equestria Girls crap.

Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay anypony, today we will be learning about-
James: How our school is going down the drain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why do あなた think it's going down the drain?
James: I'm not sure if あなた noticed, but this is a high school. I've seen students that are under the age of ten. Who the hell would run a school like that?!
Audience: *Laughing*...

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A picture of the new character

Astrel Sky: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 通り, ストリート corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 次 to Double Scoop*
Tom: もっと見る ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze:...

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The Impaler

posted by mariofan14

This isn't ポニー related, but I think I should tell あなた people about this sadistic fuck: a monster of a man named Vlad III, もっと見る commonly known as Vlad the Impaler. I'm doing this for no particular reason, really.

It's really all quite bizarre, all that he went through and all that he did. Born in Transylvania in 1431, he would become a prince of Wallachia. His father, Vlad II Dracul, along with his family, including the soon-to-be maniac, moved to Nuremburg as soon as the baby was born. Vlad II then joined the Order of the Dragon, who were knights to protect Christendom from the Ottomans and...

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Nick's Rant - One Bad 林檎, アップル

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then アップルジャック, applejack talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 67 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 67: All Aboard For Manehattan
Date: January 21, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming's train station
Time: 6:58...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 65 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 12, 1957
Loaction: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo, and Metal Gloss were to work in Oatland, which was right によって San Franciscolt. They were driving across The ベイ, 湾 Bridge in one of the UP's supply trucks.

Stylo: All this time we've been here, and we haven't seen Alcatraz.
Metal Gloss: Why would あなた want to go there? You're not a criminal.
Stylo: または am I? Not really, but I think it would be cool to see it, and visit the cons.
Metal Gloss: What about the pros?
Stylo: *Continues driving*

By the time they got to the trainyard in Oatland, a ポニー was waiting for them.

Supervisor: あなた Stylo, and...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... PART 6

posted by Canada24

AFTER THE EVENTS OF EPISODE 1

Everyone was enjoying the party. But Saten wasn't there, as was still depressed from AJ having dumped him. And Derpy, being very protective of her cousin and mad at AppleJack for hurting him, got back at アップルジャック, applejack when she tricked the western ポニー into having one of Derpy's 'special' muffins.
AJ: (eating it quickly) this is delicious. What's in it?
Derpy: Oh あなた know. Dough. Blueberries.. Bit of pot.
AJ: (nervously) What was that last part!?
Derpy: ... Raisins.
AJ: THAT'S NOT WHAT YA SAID!!
Derpy: Whatever. Just be glad this is a party for that new girl. Because your...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 65 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

James, and his friends

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 65

Adventures In San Franciscolt

Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming. The school.

Jeff has a son...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One 日 at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking によって the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom Foolery

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are フレンズ live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are あなた called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then あなた would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom:...

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My Little ポニーファン Fiction: The Legend of Pleiades Part 1 Volume 1

posted by purrloinedlove

So... あなた came to hear of Pleiades, I presume? Well, here's some of her background information and status quo. She, at one time was a regular pegasus filly of Camargue, expected to die one. Just some good n- Get back here あなた sticky foal! (sigh) Don't worry. She's still alive. Ooh! A mist cloud! Pleiades has the story for you!
Pleiades Stardust was born in Camargue... well, あなた shouldn't have every detail. She started flying at two または three months and ever since she was a yearling she skimmed the waves of Camargue. Every morning. No matter what. A cold? Eeyup. Big cut on wing? Eeyup. Winters...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mike

As mentioned in the 前 part of this story, the Union Pacific is Equestrian's longest railroad. It even has part of the responsibility of getting a train all the way from San Franciscolt to Manehattan. The other part of this responsibility is owned によって CSX, taking over for the Union Pacific in Chicagoat.

Applejack: Once the train gets to Manehattan, all of the lettuce, tomatoes, and other vegetables that they use for making salads goes to many places in the east coast. Not just in Manehattan, but also in small towns like Ponyville.
Rainbow Dash: If it weren't for the サラダ Bowl Express,...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Wayne

We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake 海岸, ショア Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have あなた worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria. Have あなた ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, あなた are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, または evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, または send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered によって steam....

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Awesome ポニー pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor