マイリトルポニー〜トモダチは魔法〜 Article: Grand Theft Ponies Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After robbing the bank, Gordon, and Case クラッカー were at Gordon's place.

Gordon: *Laughing* We got $58,000
Case Cracker: *Laughs* Yes! What do ya suppose we'll do with some of this money?
Gordon: Well first, let's スプリット, 分割 it. We'll each get $29,000.
Case Cracker: K *takes $29,000, and puts it into his bag* こんにちは man, just curious. What kinda 銃 do あなた have?
Gordon: Why?
Case Cracker: I just wanna know what kinda 銃あなた have, and whether they're good または not.
Gordon: Okay. What kinda 銃 do あなた have?
Case Cracker: 2 Beretta 92s', the Tec 9, a Type 821 SMG, a couple explosives and I used to have a SPAS 12, but I ロスト it in an escalated bar fight about a week ago.
Gordon: Alright. I've got a Smith & Wesson, an AK47, I also have a Tec 9, and lots of grenades.
Case Cracker: Shit man.
Gordon: So あなた発言しましたあなたロスト your shotgun in a bar fight.
Case Cracker: That's right. A Spas 12.
Gordon: Would あなた like another Spas 12?
Case Cracker: Yeah, または an assault rifle.
Gordon: Alright. Follow me, I'm taking あなた to the gunshop.
Case Cracker: Ok then. *carries bag of money with the gun inside*

They got in the car, and drove off.

Case Cracker: あなた plannin' on getting anything there Gordon?
Gordon: Nah, not really. I want あなた to get anything あなた want. The Spas, maybe a few grenades. Get whatever あなた want. It's all for you.
Case Cracker: Cool.
Gordon: Here we are. *stops at gunshop*

They went inside the shop, and looked at the 銃 on display.

Cashier: What's good あなた two?
Gordon: Everything. What about you?
Cashier: Great. What are we buying today?
Gordon: My friend here is looking for some new weapons.
Case Cracker: Lookin' for a shotgun.
Cashier: Have one in mind? Pump-action? Semi-auto? Combat?
Case Cracker: I liked the SPAS 12.
Cashier: Well we do have a couple of those, but a cheaper shotgun would be the Winc--
Case Cracker: I have the money for it.
Cashier: Very well then. *gets SPAS 12 off rack* Will this one do fine?
Case Cracker: Yes
Cashier: Great. That is 345 dollars.
Case Cracker: *hands cashier 345 dollars*
Cashier: *Gives Case クラッカー the SPAS 12*
Gordon: Thanks for giving Case his shotgun. *Leaves gunshop*
Cashier: See あなた later.
Case Cracker: *Leaves with Gordon*

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BlackGryph0n & Baasik - Fighting Back

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Heard about this on deviantart.

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マイリトルポニー〜トモダチは魔法〜

Awesome ポニー pics

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Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are あなた sure あなた want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want あなた in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe あなた should whip me HARDER.
Trixie:...

Awesome ポニー pics

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Source: EQD, joyreactor

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A クリスマス Story Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen :D

Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a コルト named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down 通り, ストリート passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, クリスマス was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing クリスマス音楽 with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...

Kirby's Vinyl Scratch Impression

added by izfankirby

Credit: ShadesofEverfree ; Song 1 is "Dubstep Dushwasher". Song 2 is "Vinylicious".

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マイリトルポニー〜トモダチは魔法〜

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen

Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know あなた spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good at...

Awesome ポニー pics

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Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor

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Anyone Can Write

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hello. I wrote this 記事 for people on this club that like 書く fanfictions, but have the feeling that they don't do good. This 記事 should help あなた out, and it might also encourage others to start 書く fanfictions, if they haven't done so.

Again, this is for people on this club that feel like they want to do better, または just don't like reading/writing fanfictions in general. If あなた think you're good at writing, または do like reading/writing in general, give me some feedback.

There are many important things to have in a fanfiction.

1. A setting.

This is very important. If あなた don't...

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What Do あなた Think? #5: Fooling with Colts and Fillies (NSFW!)

posted by mariofan14

Well, here we go. My first NSFW 記事 ever. Please don't feel horrified at what あなた are about to see here because if I get any negativity, I will not be happy.

Well, let me start on the 安全, 安全です side. There's a lot of things that have signature colts and fillies such as Scootaloo, Pipsqueak, Diamond Tiara, and maybe some age repressed ponies as well. In those things, there's a range of items such as shipping, silliness, seriousness, and maybe some normality. Yes, we like silliness the most, especially when the colt/filly is with an adult pony, but on some occasions, the adult could be shipped...

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Dirty Harry

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny 日 when a ポニー with a sniper ライフル was looking at a mare swimming. The ポニー with the ライフル was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the 上, ページのトップへ of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an 時 later, a ポニー was walking. This ポニー was known as Harry...

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Worst MLP fanfics I ever read, part 2

posted by Canada24

Okay. So my last 一覧 was
Cheerliee's Gardan
Sweet 林檎, アップル Massicure part 2
Spike's Spike
Muffins
Film and Flam ロスト Episode
Raritys dress
Trixies funhouse..

And now..
I have more..

1# Filly Fooling:
Guess what.. Another porn story.
The main six 'try stuff'.
I mean, who thinks of this shit.
Though.. I guess I shouldn't be serprised, it's the same "coopercrisp" who wrote The ピンク Temptation.
But. It's worse thn Lilly's opposite side.
That Alpha and Omega story I read, back when I wrote for there.
Wish I could say its the WORST alpha and omega sex story I ever read.
How do あなた think I even stumbled abarn sex...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 41 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: I apologize for not being on for a long time. Seems like everyone else has been very busy with posting their fanfictions while I was away, so here are the リンク to the other parts of this episode

Part 1: link

Part 2: link

Okay, now that that's done, we can continue.

After taking the freight with Orion, Percy had to take another freight train によって himself.

Percy: *Slowly enters train yard*
Snowflake: *Turns signal red*
Percy: *Stops at red signal*
Snowflake: *Walks out of signal tower, and to Percy's train* Come on Percy, uncouple your engine, and get it in the siding, hurry up!
Percy: I'm...

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Wings

posted by Seanthehedgehog

アップルジャック, applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth カップケーキあなた had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, アップルジャック, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet 林檎, アップル Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might...