マイリトルポニー〜トモダチは魔法〜 Article: Flash Sentry Rant Part 2!

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posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be もっと見る swearing than last time (And it'll be もっと見る intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

あなた all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls 子鹿, フォーン over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments...

"If he has no flaws, why don't あなた make some for him?" - Really? I have to develop a main character who is a big part of the movie? あなた know stupid that sounds?

"Cliche can be nice." - Unless it's supposed to be stupid, then it's not.

"What's wrong with having a nice, flawless guy?" - That sounds even stupider...it's basically saying that men with flaws are bad, and that flawless men are good. If that's true, あなた need to pull your head out of your a** and get into our modern f***ing world. Men aren't "Knights in shining armor". Like this quote says, "A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested".

Now, I'll compare Flash Sentry to クモ, スパイダー Man. クモ, スパイダー Man has flaws, and he's a better character!

クモ, スパイダー Man: I didn't catch a crook, and my uncle payed the price...
Flash Sentry: I like Camaros.

クモ, スパイダー Man: I'm constantly bullied at school and my name is always hated によって J. Jonah Jameson, yet I carry on. My city needs a hero. It's my responsibility...
Flash Sentry: I'm 人気 and like sports.

クモ, スパイダー Man: My first girlfriend died. When I tried to catch her with my webs, it accidentally snapped her neck. I couldn't save her...
Flash Sentry: I fell in 愛 with the first girl I see.

Now...I need to get some thoughts out...

FLASH SENTRY, IF あなた CAN READ THIS, あなた HAVE MADE ME VERY ANGRY. LIKE I HAVE STATED IN MY FIRST RANT! あなた HAVE NO F***ING CHARACTER, YOU'RE AS BORING AS F***ING WHITE BREAD! NO, WHITE パン HAS もっと見る VARIETY THAN YOU! あなた DON'T DESERVE TO BE WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE, EVEN THOUGH THE B***ES AT HASBRO SAY THAT あなた TWO ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! あなた ARE AN INSULT TO REAL MEAN EVERYWHERE WHO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEIR FLAWS, BUT WE HAVE PERSONALITY AND OUR STRUGGLES MAKE US WHO WE ARE, あなた MOTHERF***ER!

あなた NEED TO GO TO DEVELOPMENT HELL, AND THEN WE MIGHT GET A DECENT CHARACTER WHO HAS STRUGGLES, UNLIKE YOU!

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 67 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 67: All Aboard For Manehattan
Date: January 21, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming's train station
Time: 6:58...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 65 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 12, 1957
Loaction: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo, and Metal Gloss were to work in Oatland, which was right によって San Franciscolt. They were driving across The ベイ, 湾 Bridge in one of the UP's supply trucks.

Stylo: All this time we've been here, and we haven't seen Alcatraz.
Metal Gloss: Why would あなた want to go there? You're not a criminal.
Stylo: または am I? Not really, but I think it would be cool to see it, and visit the cons.
Metal Gloss: What about the pros?
Stylo: *Continues driving*

By the time they got to the trainyard in Oatland, a ポニー was waiting for them.

Supervisor: あなた Stylo, and...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... PART 6

posted by Canada24

AFTER THE EVENTS OF EPISODE 1

Everyone was enjoying the party. But Saten wasn't there, as was still depressed from AJ having dumped him. And Derpy, being very protective of her cousin and mad at AppleJack for hurting him, got back at アップルジャック, applejack when she tricked the western ポニー into having one of Derpy's 'special' muffins.
AJ: (eating it quickly) this is delicious. What's in it?
Derpy: Oh あなた know. Dough. Blueberries.. Bit of pot.
AJ: (nervously) What was that last part!?
Derpy: ... Raisins.
AJ: THAT'S NOT WHAT YA SAID!!
Derpy: Whatever. Just be glad this is a party for that new girl. Because your...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 65 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

James, and his friends

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 65

Adventures In San Franciscolt

Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming. The school.

Jeff has a son...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom Foolery

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are フレンズ live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are あなた called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then あなた would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom:...

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Awesome ポニー pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

Googled Ponies

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Googled Ponies

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Googled Ponies

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Googled Ponies

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Just Be Me Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a beautiful 日 in Equestria. 虹 Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks あなた two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if あなた get it on you, あなた can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised あなた didn't wear that farming outfit あなた made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 61 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki's engine for the work train

When Nikki, and Michael got to the station, they saw engine 2467 coupled up to a work train.

Worker: こんにちは Nikki, welcome back.
Nikki: Thanks.
Michael: Get going あなた two.
Worker: Okay. Get in the engine Nikki. I got her warmed up for you.
Nikki: I hope so, because it's cold. *Climbs into engine*
Workers: *Getting into train*
Nikki: *Waiting to go*
Worker 52: All aboard.
Nikki: *Drives train*
Worker 34: Okay, the tunnel is about 12 miles away. It'll take us a while to get there, so sit back, and relax.
Nikki: *Driving train* How nice, and smooth the tracks feel. I gotta thank Ryan 次 time I see...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 61 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Ryan From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 61

Back To Work

Date: January 2, 1957...

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Saten Twist Adventures 7.. Part 2

posted by Canada24

THE 次 DAY:

Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. あなた haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol あなた got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If あなた say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If...

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The Breakfast Family goes to Wisconsin Dells (based on a true story!)

posted by TotalDramaFan60

My name is メープル, カエデ Syrup.

I'm married to Buttered Pancake and our daughter Gummy くま, クマ is just the cutest little filly you've ever seen.

But this is our big trip.

Gummy has never been in the car this long. She woke up early of the 日 we went sad was jumping around wildly. She kept chanting, "Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin!" Over and over again. Me and Buttered just rolled our eyes. It was a very long car trip, but because I was "crabby" Buttered drove the way and back. Anyway, when we got here, Gummy was just amazed. Giant clock! Stuffed animals! Sweets! Tattoos! Store! Her eyes just...

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Saten Twist Adventures 6... PART 5

posted by Canada24

Sweetie now realised that Rarity was never trying to outshine her. She was just buying time, till Sweetie Belle arrived. IF she arrived.

Rarity: Ooh... Sapphire Shores is such a big 星, つ星 and such a stickler for details. What if everything's not perfect enough?... Oh, buck up, Rarity, stop this foolishness. You've done your best and left nothing to chance! All that's needed now is a good night's rest.

Wait.. Stop the train.
Like in The Incredibles, when he stops the train because of his super strangth.
But anyway.
Did she just say "buck it?".
I believe she did.
I took that from the original script....

Just Be Me Episode 1 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a beautiful 日 in Equestria. 虹 Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks あなた two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if あなた get it on you, あなた can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised あなた didn't wear that farming outfit あなた made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...

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虹 Dash Saves The 日

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Michael

It was a beautiful 日 in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, 虹 Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that あなた would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until あなた get back.
Rainbow Dash: I won't let あなた down. *Flies to the quarry*

By the time she arrived, 虹 Dash met an earth ポニー named Michael. He was not happy to meet Rainbow...

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Saten Twist adventures 2

posted by Canada24

Again this takes place joining an episode..
The 林檎, アップル Cider one..
By the way? Anyone ever drank 林檎, アップル cider... Is it good!?
Because I never had it.
I'll try to involve Windwaker's character if I can..
......................................................................................................

Pinkie came out of her tent, with her hair even crazier then usual.
Fluttershy: Oh, Gose, Pinkie. I 愛 your new style.
Rainbow: Who are these ponies!?
Pinkie: Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and...

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The Great Equestrian War Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over によって Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot

??? - Lets begin... the War...

At The Same Time...

Ponyville

Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into 枕 at same time Canterlot exploded*...