The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.
Intro Music: link
音楽 Director: Uh Belmont, あなた don't have to ベルト it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
音楽 ポニー 1: *Clears throat*
音楽 Director: Take two.
音楽 ポニー 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
音楽 ポニー 1: 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun dun-
音楽 ポニー 3: Ah, do it again.
音楽 Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
音楽 ポニー 2: Take your time man.
音楽 ポニー 3: Yeah, relax.
音楽 ポニー 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then あなた start.
音楽 ポニー 1: Gee.
音楽 ポニー 2: So? What's the difference?
音楽 ポニー 1: Uh, it's getting to sound like a hillbilly song, I mean it.
音楽 Director: *Quietly* what hillbilly song?
音楽 ポニー 2: Yeah Gormon, listen. *Hits a key on the piano*
音楽 Director: Take 7.
As the song starts, so do the opening credits.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Ponies On The Rails fanfic.
The Human World
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 8:36 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
It was a bright sunny day, with no clouds in the sky. Everypony on the Union Pacific was just doing their job.
Stephanie: *Driving a freight train with Nicole*
Nicole: *Shovels coal into the firebox*
Stephanie: *Blows the whistle as she passes the entrance to the trainyard*
Inside the trainyard
Wilson: *Slowly driving a switcher pushing freight cars down the hump*
Snowflake: Slow it down a little bit.
Wilson: *Slows down his speed*
Snowflake: Better.
Mike: *Uncouples three freight cars from the train*
Ike: Nice work. Now, uncouple the first two boxcars from the train.
Mike: *Uncouples two boxcars from the train*
Snowflake: *Sticks her head out of the window on her yard tower* Mike, and Ike, another freight train is coming in after あなた finish with that. *Puts head back into yard tower*
Mike: Mike & Ike.. Isn't that a brand of candy?
Ike: I don't know what you're talking about.
The 音楽 fades away as Gordon enters Pete's office at the train station.
Pete: What can I do for you?
Gordon: あなた can tell me why Pierce, and Metal Gloss aren't here!
Pete: That's the 60th time あなた asked me. They're on their honeymoon.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: They got married.
Gordon: Where is their honeymoon?
Pete: In San Franciscolt. Far away from you, so they don't have to worry about your idiocracy.
Song: link
On The Golden Neigh Bridge, Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were walking across it. As they were doing this, a tugboat was pulling a barge going under the bridge.
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: This has been a really great honeymoon thanks to you.
Hawkeye: No problem. あなた mean the world to me, and I want あなた to have the best of everything.
Metal Gloss: *Giggles*
They stopped walking, and kissed each other again. Now stop the song.
Not far away, a bank robber was running away from three police ponies.
Police ポニー 2: Stop him!
Bank Robber: *Shoots two bullets at the police* I can't believe my partner left me behind.
Metal Gloss: *Looks at Bank Robber* What's going on?
Hawkeye: I don't know, but he's heading towards us, we need to run away from him.
But it was too late.
Bank Robber: *Shoots Hawkeye in the leg* 移動する it! *Pushes Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: Ow.
Hawkeye: *Holding his leg, and leans on the railing*
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye, look out!!
Hawkeye: *Goes over railing, and falls off the bridge*
Metal Gloss: PIERCE!!
Hawkeye: *Sees a tugboat pulling a barge.*
One of the objects inside the barge was a mirror. It seemed like any ordinary mirror, but it wasn't.
Hawkeye: *Lands in the mirror*
Metal Gloss: *Sees Hawkeye disappear* Huh? What just happened?
2 B Continued
Intro Music: link
音楽 Director: Uh Belmont, あなた don't have to ベルト it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
音楽 ポニー 1: *Clears throat*
音楽 Director: Take two.
音楽 ポニー 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
音楽 ポニー 1: 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun dun-
音楽 ポニー 3: Ah, do it again.
音楽 Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
音楽 ポニー 2: Take your time man.
音楽 ポニー 3: Yeah, relax.
音楽 ポニー 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then あなた start.
音楽 ポニー 1: Gee.
音楽 ポニー 2: So? What's the difference?
音楽 ポニー 1: Uh, it's getting to sound like a hillbilly song, I mean it.
音楽 Director: *Quietly* what hillbilly song?
音楽 ポニー 2: Yeah Gormon, listen. *Hits a key on the piano*
音楽 Director: Take 7.
As the song starts, so do the opening credits.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Ponies On The Rails fanfic.
The Human World
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 8:36 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
It was a bright sunny day, with no clouds in the sky. Everypony on the Union Pacific was just doing their job.
Stephanie: *Driving a freight train with Nicole*
Nicole: *Shovels coal into the firebox*
Stephanie: *Blows the whistle as she passes the entrance to the trainyard*
Inside the trainyard
Wilson: *Slowly driving a switcher pushing freight cars down the hump*
Snowflake: Slow it down a little bit.
Wilson: *Slows down his speed*
Snowflake: Better.
Mike: *Uncouples three freight cars from the train*
Ike: Nice work. Now, uncouple the first two boxcars from the train.
Mike: *Uncouples two boxcars from the train*
Snowflake: *Sticks her head out of the window on her yard tower* Mike, and Ike, another freight train is coming in after あなた finish with that. *Puts head back into yard tower*
Mike: Mike & Ike.. Isn't that a brand of candy?
Ike: I don't know what you're talking about.
The 音楽 fades away as Gordon enters Pete's office at the train station.
Pete: What can I do for you?
Gordon: あなた can tell me why Pierce, and Metal Gloss aren't here!
Pete: That's the 60th time あなた asked me. They're on their honeymoon.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: They got married.
Gordon: Where is their honeymoon?
Pete: In San Franciscolt. Far away from you, so they don't have to worry about your idiocracy.
Song: link
On The Golden Neigh Bridge, Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were walking across it. As they were doing this, a tugboat was pulling a barge going under the bridge.
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: This has been a really great honeymoon thanks to you.
Hawkeye: No problem. あなた mean the world to me, and I want あなた to have the best of everything.
Metal Gloss: *Giggles*
They stopped walking, and kissed each other again. Now stop the song.
Not far away, a bank robber was running away from three police ponies.
Police ポニー 2: Stop him!
Bank Robber: *Shoots two bullets at the police* I can't believe my partner left me behind.
Metal Gloss: *Looks at Bank Robber* What's going on?
Hawkeye: I don't know, but he's heading towards us, we need to run away from him.
But it was too late.
Bank Robber: *Shoots Hawkeye in the leg* 移動する it! *Pushes Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: Ow.
Hawkeye: *Holding his leg, and leans on the railing*
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye, look out!!
Hawkeye: *Goes over railing, and falls off the bridge*
Metal Gloss: PIERCE!!
Hawkeye: *Sees a tugboat pulling a barge.*
One of the objects inside the barge was a mirror. It seemed like any ordinary mirror, but it wasn't.
Hawkeye: *Lands in the mirror*
Metal Gloss: *Sees Hawkeye disappear* Huh? What just happened?
2 B Continued
Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who あなた calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot によって a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who あなた calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot によって a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a 雲, クラウド of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real フレンズ don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a 雲, クラウド of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real フレンズ don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.