マイリトルポニー〜トモダチは魔法〜 Article: Sweet 林檎, アップル Massicure spoof, Part 9

posted by Canada24

Unfortantely the Cusiders ran into a dead end, and Big Mac was finally able to do whatever the hell it was he was planning to do towards them.
But before he could the shotgun was blown out of his hooves, によって an unnamed police pony.
Ditto: (also revealing himself). (looks at the police pony) Not bad kid, now keep that gun at him, take no chances.
Police pony: Yes Chief Ditto (keeps aiming the M1911 pistol at Big Mac).
Ditto: (approaches Big Mac).
Scootaloo: (excitedly) Ditto! It's me!
Ditto: I see that.. But now's not the the time sweetie.
Scootaloo: Fair enough.
Ditto: (dramatic tone) Big Macintose, your under arrest for the murders of... Shit, they didn't give us the names..
Police Pony: Actually, it's all in a file that Cadence gave me.
Ditto: (annoyedly turns to the other officer) Well あなた could of told m-
Big Mac: (seizes the opportunity and punches Ditto on the head, knocking Ditto over).
Police Pony: (shoots at Big Mac).
Big Mac: (dodges the bullets grabs his shotgun again, and shot at the officer, who eventually got shot directly in the face, and died instantly).
Ditto: (attempts to at Big Mac, only to get shot in the shoulder).
Scootaloo: DITTO!! (tries to run over).
Big Mac: (points the gun at Scootaloo) Stay, put, あなた little runt!
Ditto: (angrily) あなた leave her alone!
Big Mac: No way.. She's next.
Ditto: (screaming) NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!
Big Mac: Too late! (prepares the kill Scootaloo, but suddenly Ditto, in an angry adrenaline rush, violently charges at Big Mac and punched Big Mac as hard as he can, across the face).
Big Mac: (grabs ナイフ and tried stabbing Ditto, but Ditto was quick enough to catch the arm, and aggressively snapped it).
Ditto: (angrily punches Big Mac in the face a 秒 time, and aggressively holds him down, so he can't escape).
Ditto: (still angrily) あなた ever threaten Scootaloo like that again, and rip あなた FUCKIN HEAD OFF!!
Scootaloo: (tearfully clings to Ditto like a small monkey).
Ditto: (the pain returns to him, but he dosen't want Scootaloo to see him suffering, so holds back his agony).
Shining Armor and the other police ponies run over.
Ditto: (annoyedly) Jesus! Took あなた long enough!
Shining Armor: Well,. あなた still got him, so who cares.
Ditto: (still being hugged によって Scootaloo, and rubs her hair kinda like 虹 Dash dose). Just bring those two ホーム (points at AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle).. I'll do the same to Scootaloo.
Scootaloo: (kisses Ditto's upper arm, as it's the only part she can reach at her small size) I KNEW あなた would defeat that, monster.
Ditto: (chuckles at this). Come on kiddo. Let's just get あなたホーム (lets Scootaloo climb onto his back).

TO BE CONTINUED:

Windwakerguy430 That was a good chapter

Awesome ポニー pics

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New Era : Reborn Episode 12

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Dan - Tricky. I could think it was him. It's time to take him out. He is hiding in his bills in Georgia.
Jade - Let's kill the man then.
Shadow - I'm in it.
Dimitri - Let's go.
Yuri - For our country. Well... Your country.
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Sandman. - *looks around Canterlot* everything is destroied... Damn.
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-Georgia-
Dan - *falls of the hill*
??? - *grabs him* where are they.
Dan - Shadow is pinned down with The and Dimitri. Jade location is unknown. Hank so あなた were listening to us.
Hank - I won't let my friend down let's go.
Dan - *follows him* that's the Villa
Hank - Mhmh... I leave it to you.
Dan - What? You're...

Saten Twist adventures: S3E5 PART 5

posted by Canada24

I had a complaint about being too short.. So made this long..

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Twilight: (shocked) The baby is an alicorn!?

Ditto: (there with Luna, cause there actually a couple now) Seems that way.

Rarity: But... But... But I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned によって accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!?

Applejack: Yeah. How can あなた just be born with 'em?

Celestia: The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!

Luna: Yes, it is beyond even our understanding.

Fluttershy: [hushed] That's not very reassuring.

Pinkie Pie: (typical...

Pinkie Pie's version of "You Belong With Me"

posted by Windrises

Note: In this song Pinkie Pie is around the same age as Mr. and Mrs. Cake.

Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your ポニー phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand あなた like I do. I'm at work listening to my アナと雪の女王 soundtrack. She'll never understand あなた like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for あなた to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If あなた could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't あなた see? あなた belong with me. あなた belong with me.

Walking in the...

Gran Turismo Episode 11 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki: *Passes Andy, and Mercedes*
Andy: *Sees ポニー 49 catching up to Nikki, and turns on his lights to pursue the two ponies*
Mercedes: Y6, in pursuit of a 1968 Shelby GT500, and a 2014 Corvette. We're southbound, entering the highway.
Tim: Talk to them.
Julia: GT24, we'll keep our eyes open on-
Tim: *Turns right, and goes off road*
Julia:-What do あなた think you're doing?!!?!?!?!
Tim: Taking a short cut. *Gains air when hitting a rail on a train track, and drifts onto the highway*
GMC Pony: *Honks his horn for two 秒 while slowing down*
Tim: They just got onto the highway, so we gotta wait for...

Awesome ポニー pics

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Rarity Measuring Big Macintosh

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Rarity and Spike

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Ponies

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 102 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: May 10, 1961
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 9:30 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss finally arrived.

Railroad ポニー 39: あなた guys are right on time. Nice work.
Hawkeye: Thank you. We need to ask あなた a question.
Railroad ポニー 39: Sure.
Hawkeye: Do あなた have any diesel fuel we can take back to Cheyenne? We're running low.
Railroad ポニー 39: Yeah, we're just getting a train set up full of fuel for あなた two. Uncouple your engines, and I'll take あなた to the fuel cars.

Seventy 分 later, they were delivering the fuel to Cheyenne. From their current location, it would take them...

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean and 虹 Dash entered Twilight's 城 in Ponyville with Wind and Master Sword. Celestia was waiting.

Applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Sitting with the others as Celestia starts to make a speech*
Celestia: This Eggman must be stopped immediately.
Pinkie Pie: Is he obsessed with eggs?
Sean: Uh, sort of. Let the princess continue.
Celestia: For the time being, his army is superior to ours, but we will quickly turn the tables, and make things go the way we want them to be. Sean, and 虹 Dash, I would like あなた two to go with Wind and Master Sword to sabotage as many of their vehicles as...

CHiPs 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The following リンク below are to pictures of all the bad guys for this fanfic.

Harry: link
Silver: link
Sadren: link
Rio: link
Malcolm: link
Highball: link
Hetford: link

Malcolm was at his house with Rio, and ハイボール when Harry arrived.

Malcolm: Okay. How did it go?
Harry: Fine. We got another successful robbery on one of the tour buses in this city, but they got Quincy.
Rio: What happened?
Harry: We robbed the bank, and the distraction was going well, but the police blocked off our escape route. Quincy left in a stolen car while the rest of us ran through the alley ways.
Highball: Sounds like you...

上, ページのトップへ ten characters who USE to be relatable:

posted by Canada24

#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked によって me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no もっと見る than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic...

MLP:Fim Pictures

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On The Block Episode 25 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.

Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? あなた do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm もっと見る used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: あなた know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could...

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On The Block Episode 24 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 通り, ストリート corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 次 to Double Scoop*
Tom: もっと見る ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 次 to...

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Tribe's funhouse remake, Part 3

posted by Canada24

As AppleBloom was desperately trying to get loose.

Trixie unhooked me and put me where Sweetie Belle was, before she was murdered.

And it was clear I was next.

I heard Trixie pick up the bat.

I had no choice but sit there, waiting for the pain to come.

Suddenly Trixie got tackled, making the bat fall out of her hooves and into dark corner.

I turned around to see what happened.

It was easy, as Trixie forgot to handcuff me.

Somehow, AppleBloom has gotten herself loose, and enraged about Sweetie Belle.

When Trixie realized what happened she got angry and bucked AppleBloom hard in the stomach, making her...

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上, ページのトップへ five Worst friends... (sense friendship is the theme of the show).

posted by Canada24

1: PATRACK STAR:
As Patrick becomes もっと見る and もっと見る villainous in newer seasons.
Being credited as somewhat of a sociopath now.
Patrick's loyalty is sometimes questionable.
He isn't above insulting Spongebob just for attention.
And being a bad influence on Spongebob, that almost always causes Spongebob to worsen his situration..

2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
Trevor is crazier.
But is he really WORSE than Michael.
Michael, despite all his honorable traits, DID sorta betray Trevor.
He faked his own death, and avoided all contact towards Trevor.
Leaving his "friend" to moan his death.
But this is only made worse...

My Personal Thoughts on Twilight 2

posted by bluethunder25

Over the past couple of days, I have been thinking non-stop about that wretched scene from the end of EG1 and have not been able out get it out of my head and each and every time, it just makes me angrier and angrier and ANGRIER!!!!!! And based on this, my opinion on Twilight has changed since my last article.

I don't like her.

I don't particularly hate her, but I kinda dislike her now.

I didn't want it to have to come to this point, but that scene from EG1 just has that impact on me. I honestly cannot think of any scene from any form of media, whether it be movies, TV shows, video games, etc...,...

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Project Nexus ACT 2 Part 1 "The Boy She Gave Me..."

posted by SomeoneButNoone

The Ponies started to run in panic when they first saw what was coming. Equestria failed doing experiments on nuclear life form, they tried to bring Ponies back to life. One explosion changed it all. Fear in their eyes could be saw from far away. I was there... standing on guard... no もっと見る place they told me. Dont let anyone - even a kid enter the tunels. I had to shoot and beat Mares, Stalions and even fillies. Now they call me a fool. But I saved one of them. The mare run up to me saying "Please save him, save my little Mark." She was crying, trying to find a little of a good ポニー inside...