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WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then アップルジャック, applejack talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back in Manehatten.

Sorry, but that's a f****ng stupid justification of Babs Seed's bullying! That's like saying the guy who murdered your parents had his parents murdered によって someone else! It's so freaking stupid!

Afterwards, the CMC apologizes to Babs Seed. Pardon me, but for WHAT?!! Babs Seed stalked, humiliated, and technically assaulted the CMC (spitting seeds) and now the victims have to forgive the bully. That's so stupid あなた have no idea...

But it's アップルジャック, applejack who puts salt in my personal wounds for me. アップルジャック, applejack tells the CMC that they should have told her first.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! That's the most re****ed thing I've ever heard! When I was bullied as a kid, I told my teacher, and she 発言しました "They were only teasing". Really? The kids who would beat me up where only teasing?! F**k Applejack! And f**k this episode too!
posted by SomeoneButNoone
What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over によって Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot





??? - Lets begin... the War...




At The Same Time...

Ponyville


Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into 枕 at same time Canterlot exploded*...
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posted by IrisTheHedgehog
It a warm 日 in the village.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and カップケーキ put cherries on the カップケーキ for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.
Theme song:
My Little Future!
My Little Future!
Aaaaaaaaaah...
My Little Future!
I used to wonder what 宇宙 had in store!
My Little Future
Until あなた all took me and my hooves felt sore!
Big adventure!
Loads of aliens? But...AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
A beautiful star...
FUTURE APPLES!
*squealing* *starts screaming*
Fluttershy is scared
But we just don't care!
*Fluttershy screams*
Yeah, My Little Future!
Do あなた know that 宇宙 is a dangerous place?

Twilight Sparkle is 読書 a book, and this is what it says:


"The last time the moon was there, it ended sadly. Princess Celestia--"
Twilight closed the book, and ran to her house....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, 虹 Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
This is the 2,100th 記事 on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks 林檎, アップル tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...
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テレビ shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the 一覧 is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop 表示する they liked, and here are the 返信 we got.

Rainbow Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes あなた think I'd watch a 表示する about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My...
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Ponies that work for the police 愛 their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.

During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for もっと見る land to have for their kingdom.

The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.

Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police ポニー was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, または mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
DRUG ADDICTS
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do あなた feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no コメント at the time.
Reporter: Why did あなた let him free?
Ricca:...
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I personally don't mind her.She's just your stereo type mean girl.But I'm truly wondering why she PICKS on the cmc.Is there a history to this?Is she doing this to become popular?It's one of those character I'm curious about.Which put her in the lime-light in my opinion.I ask why so I can keep making my head cannons about it. Which makes me think that she could be a interesting character.And I really want to see her 日 in and out.I know あなた guys hate me already for saying that she could be interesting and あなた guys are going to hate me もっと見る saying this. If あなた think about her she's ashley pretty likable. In season 3
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when あなた think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know あなた guys hate me によって now so I'm ending the 記事 here.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One

My Little..I HATE THIS BUCKING JOB

Wat:
Attempt Two

When I was a little kiddy and the people got shot down~

Wat:
Attempt Three

Like pin the tail on the donkey and soda and I'm never gonna get this right am I

Wat:
Attempt Four

Twilight is my bestest friend whoohoo whoohoo she the best *insert brony reference here*

Wat:
Attempt Five

Hop skip and jump and hop skip and jump and god Pinkie is annoying

Wat:
Attempt Six

*insert another annoying Pinkie song here*

Wat:
Attempt Seven

She's a multisex yellow Pegasus with ピンク curly hair

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Winter ラップ Up x10000000

Wat:
Attempt Nine

Pinkie bakes...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Season 5 Highlights

Mirage: *Standing in front of station* Hello there. Being the new pony, and all, I got the advantage of hosting the season 5 highlights. When...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Butterscotch

Butterscotch is a yellow ポニー with a golden brown mane. Her eyes are also golden brown. Her cutie mark is several オレンジ butterflies.


Blue Belle

Blue Belle is a blue ポニー with a purple mane. She has periwinkle eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of twelve periwinkle stars.


Minty

Minty is an green ポニー with a white mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of eleven dark green clovers.

Snuzzle

Snuzzle is a grey ポニー with a ピンク mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of ピンク hearts.


Cotton Candy

Cotton キャンディー is a ピンク ポニー with a dark ピンク mane. She has purple...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a great 日 in the Crystal Empire, but Juno was flying her plane with Proxy, and Jeff on board.

Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm もっと見る powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, あなた will do as I say, または you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*

Okay, enough with the romance!...
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 Spectrum
Spectrum
Flash back....
Rainbows mother Dew and Her Father Wind had told her that being a wonderfully was great.Rainbow was born with half a horn which was pretty powerful.Gladys a filly who attended flight school was a selfish brat.but admired 虹 Spectrums skill,I could go 172 at speed also I could multi task which was pretty cool and I 発言しました the only way she could hang out with me was to don't be so selfish.And she stopped,as a older filly I was part of The Rainy bolts a group of fillies that got rid of old spectrum and trained how to fly in fact I was the leader.My wing spans was long also I wasn't talkative,I hanged out with Rainbowdash,Ollie(my main o c),Sharp winged,Ivey,and Snowstorm(another of my main characters).The 日 came when I was 12 I become a mini wonder bolt well since dash was older than me she was a Wonder bolt she was 14.I was right behind Rainbowdash,her フレンズ 発言しました I was the 次 element of harmony,and it turned out it was true,the element of dreams!
 Ivey
Ivey
 Sharp Winged
Sharp Winged
 Gladys
Gladys
 Snowstorm
Snowstorm
 Rainbowdash
Rainbowdash
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Hawkeye, and Stylo, Mirage went to the train yard where he had to work with Nicole. They were taking a freight train to Laramie.

Mirage: *Climbs into cab* Hello Nicole.
Nicole: Hi Mirage.
Mirage: How long have あなた been here?
Nicole: Not too long. I'm waiting for the Railroad Police to finish inspecting the train.
Mirage: Right then. Did あなた check our fuel?
Nicole: Yes. We have enough coal, and water to go all the way to Laramie, and back.
RP Pony: Okay, you're clear to go.
Mirage: Right.
Nicole: Thank you.
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Nicole: *Blows whistle twice*
Mirage: *Shoveling...
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posted by BlackPetals
Bah... I just woke up. くま, クマ with me. -Not at all funny cause my nickname's Sambear.- Shortest one, but I might tweak it later.... after coffee... and toast...




Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for 林檎, アップル Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.


.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob enjoyed visiting Jerry, but was looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to talking to Emily about seeing Jerry.

Emily: *Watching TV*
Bob: *Arrives at house* Honey, I'm home.
Emily: Great dear. How was your stay at Jerry's?
Bob: Not too bad. Listen, about Jerry, I want to talk to あなた about that.
Emily: I do too. Why don't あなた talk about it first?
Bob: No, I think it would be best if あなた talk first.
Emily: Very well. I was thinking about it, and I think it's great that you're making new friends. That's part of the job for being a therapist, and I want あなた to know that I'm fine with あなた seeing Jerry. Now, what do you...
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Today, everypony listens to music. No matter where they are, what they're doing, most of the time they are listening to music. Yet another new type of 音楽 was created just a few years ago.

link

The new type of music, is dubstep. Most songs in this category of 音楽 are remixes of any song chosen. Vinyl Scratch is the best dubstep player in Equestria, and loves her job.

Vinyl Scratch: Nopony can beat me when it comes to operating a ベース cannon. I'm literally unstoppable!
Rainbow Dash: She hasn't been defeated によって anypony yet. I don't think she ever will be defeated.
Octavia: Although I'm not...
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