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Pinkie showed Derpy and Saten all over Ponyville, eventually they ended up at sweet 林檎, アップル aches.
Saten: (eyes widen) ヒイラギ, ホリー cow.. Who's that!?
Pinkie: Oh that.. That's Applejack.
Saten: She's.. Beauitful.
Derpy: Really? Not really something I'd look twice at. (looks at AJ again), No wait, never mind..
Pinkie: (calling out) こんにちは AppleJack! Come meet the new folks.
AJ: (comes over) greetings.
Saten: (has trouble finding his tongue)..
AJ: Are ya okay.
Saten: Yeah.. It's just.. (sigh) would あなた go out with me?
AJ: (pauses)... Sure.
Saten: R Really?
AJ: Sure. Why not.. Just give mah an 時 または so (leaves)
Pinkie & Derpy both: Wow... Impressive.
Saten: Really? Cause I almost shitted myself.
Derpy: Oh.. I'm sure あなた two would be 'perfect' together.


WEEK AND A HALF LATER


AJ: (sadly) Ah.. Ah think we need ta break up.
Saten: (holding large wine bottle, having finally opened it) What!? Why!?
AJ: It's.. It's just not working out.
Saten: Why!?
AJ: Well.. For one thing. Ya drink WAY ta much.
Saten: No I don't! (ends up chugging down the entire bottle of wine, much to AJ's shock).
Saten: (burbs).... What? I was thirty.
AJ: Look.. I'm sorry sugercube.. But Ah need ta 移動する on, towards bigger, better, things.
Saten: ...... Like meth?
AJ: (annoyed) No. Not like me-
Saten: Want some?
AJ: No ah don't wan- WHY DO YA HAVE METH!?
Saten: I never 発言しました 'I' do it.


TO BE CONTAINUED
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* あなた sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are あなた talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the 上, ページのトップへ of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do あなた want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: あなた have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, によって having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help あなた with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican ポニー 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican ポニー 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, あなた have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed によって the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting 次 to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying あなた were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the 日 February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did あなた think of Gordon's actions when he told あなた to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: あなた can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if あなた will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset によって what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When あなた say surprised, do あなた mean like an angry kind of surprised, または just surprised?
Jeff:...
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