posted by Seanthehedgehog
Blazin' Blue, and everypony in his convoy finally got onto the highway for Fillydelphia.
Mirage: It's been a while since those cops decided to go after us.
Frank: I think they ロスト us.
Saten Twist: Don't jinx it!
Ryan: Saten, what did I tell あなた about jinxes not existing?
Saten Twist: They do exist. Pinkie Pie told me.
Blazin' Blue: Oh. So that's the name of the ピンク German あなた mentioned earlier.
Master Sword, Sean, The Cop from Flemington, and five もっと見る police ponies were behind them.
Case Cracker: Looks like our フレンズ brought もっと見る guests along.
Frank: I guess Saten Twist was right about the jinx after all.
Saten Twist: I warned あなた bastards, but none of あなた listened.
Ryan: They can't follow us all the way.
Mirage: What do あなた mean?
Ryan: Sooner または later, they have to stop. Once we get into the state of Pennsylneighnia, they won't be able to chase us, because we won't be in the state of Neigh Jersey anymore.
Night Frizz: What about Master Sword, and Sean? They've been following us all the way from Baltimare.
Ryan: Those two, we need to get rid of, but the others aren't allowed to follow us into Pennsylneighnia.
Mirage: How far do we have to go?
Ryan: I'd say a few miles. Once we クロス the Delamare River, we're clear.
Saten Twist: Then we have to get rid of Master Sword, and Sean.
Ryan: Yes we do.
So the seven ponies in their muscle cars decided to put the petal to the metal. They drove as fast as they could so they would クロス the river before getting stopped によって the cops.
Blazin' Blue: When we ラップ this up, where do あなた wanna meet?
Saten Twist: Either the zoo, または 30th 通り, ストリート Station.
Night Frizz: Let's go to the zoo.
Case Cracker: I agree.
Blazin' Blue: Alright then, we'll go to the zoo.
Cop 83: Stop your cars right now!
Case Cracker: *Looking back at trailer* I have a plan.
Frank: What's up?
Case Cracker: I have two ponies in the trailer I'm towing, but I plan to use the gasoline on there to blow those cops to smithereens.
Frank: あなた sure it'll work?
Case Cracker: Yes, but first we need to get those two ponies off. One of them will ride with me, but I think we need Saten Twist for this one. He's got a convertible, so it'll be easier for the other pony.
Frank: Right. Saten, what do あなた say?
Saten Twist: Of course. Anything for my friend.
Case Cracker: Alright, well get in the left lane, and wait for me.
Saten Twist: あなた got it. *Gets in left lane, and slows down*
The others started to pass him, and soon, Case クラッカー got his trailer right 次 to Saten Twist's car.
Trailer ポニー 1: *Gets in Case Cracker's car*
Trailer ポニー 2: *Hesitating to get in Saten Twist's car*
Case Cracker: Come on man. Jump into the convertible.
Saten Twist: Yeah. I don't bite, but I do kill.
Case Cracker: I gotta detach the trailer. Jump!
Trailer ポニー 2: *Jumps onto Saten Twist's car, and is holding onto the outside of the door*
Saten Twist: Hold on!
Trailer ポニー 2: *Gets back hooves onto Case Cracker's trailer, then jumps into Saten Twist's car*
Saten Twist: Welcome aboard.
Case Cracker: *Detaches trailer*
Master Sword: *Getting closer* They ロスト their gasoline. Sean, あなた retrieve it, and I'll follow them to make my arrests.
Case Cracker: *Pointing a Desert Eagle at the gasoline trailer* Say goodbye あなた mother- *Shoots gun*
The trailer exploded, and with it, the police cars. All the cops got killed.
Frank: *Looking at explosion, and whistles* Nice!
Mirage: Was that あなた Case Cracker?
Case Cracker: Half of that was me. The other half was caused によって idiots getting too close to the trailer, if あなた dig what I mean.
Mirage: I do.
Night Frizz: So now what?
Ryan: We're still going to the zoo right?
Blazin' Blue: I wouldn't mind. I always wanted to see their prairie dog exhibit.
Saten Twist: As a ポニー being raised in that town, let me tell あなた I've been to their zoo many times. That prairie dog exhibit is awesome.
Mirage: I like how it's によって the railroad.
Ryan: あなた know something? It's gonna take us a while to get there. I got a song to play for you.
Saten Twist: Oh god, not again.
Ryan: *Plays song*
Ending Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcaeYmT4wsg
Ryan: It's a different version of the song I was playing earlier.
Saten Twist: I see.
Blazin' Blue: Wanna sing it?
Ryan: No. Just listen to it, and enjoy it.
And that concludes the....
Starring in order of appearance
Blazin' Blue from Dragon-88
Saten Twist from Canada24
Ryan from Seanthehedgehog
Master Sword from Windwakerguy430
Night Frizz from 16Falloutboy
Nocturnal Mirage from NocturnalMirage
Sean from Steampunkotaku
Jeff from Seanthehedgehog
Case クラッカー from Izfankirby
Frank from Seanthehedgehog