マイリトルポニー〜トモダチは魔法〜 Article: Saten Twist Adventures 7.. Part 2

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posted by Canada24

THE 次 DAY:

Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. あなた haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol あなた got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If あなた say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If only あなた were able to go.
Saten: Who says I'm not.. I have a 日付 for it too..

Applejack: NO!
Saten: Oh come on. Give me one good reason why あなた shouldn't.
AppleJack: I can name 'ten' good reasons.
Saten: I'll give あなた 40 dollars*
AppleJack: ... *groans* Finnne.. But only as a friend.. Very.. Very.. Uncomfortable friendship.
Saten: good enough for me.
AppleJack: And promise your stop spying on me so much.
Saten: I don't spy on you.
AppleJack: あなた just were!
Saten: No I... Fine

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Casino Royale Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Vesper arrived at Vanhoover.

Con: あなた know what we should do first?
Vesper: What?
Con: I heard there was a great 音楽 store in this town. What we should do is get the newest CD from Queens Of The Stone Age. I really like their music.
Vesper: I think their 音楽 is good too.
Con: We'll buy one of their CD's then, but first I want to buy a nice, big house.

So, they bought a big house, and were on their way to the 音楽 store.

Con: *Walking 次 to Vesper*
Dutch ponies: *See Con*
Der Cheif: Not yet.
Dutch Ponies: This was Mr. Black's plan?
Der Cheif: Yeah. Get the mare.
Dutch Ponies: *Running...

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Games Ponies Play: Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ten Cents

Episode 1

Reporting Ponies

Game played: Grand Theft Ponies 5

Ten Cents: 10Cents
Jordan: Striker31
Unknown pony: Epicne$$
Unknown pony: bdp
Unknown pony: Zorin
Applejack: CombineHarvester01
Twilight Sparkle: $Money$

10Cents: *On train tunnel*
Striker31: What are あなた doing?
10Cents: I'm trying to jump on a train.
Striker31: *Stealing helicopter at an airport* Which tunnel are あなた at?
10Cents: I'm on the tunnel によって the highway.
Striker31: Ok, I'm flying there now.

Epicne$$ has joined the game

Epicne$$: Aw yeah bitches, I am going to pown all your asses.
10Cents: Good luck with that.
Epicne$$: 10Cents? あなた must...

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Quantum Of Solace Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Moneybit's disguise

次 morning, Con was going out to buy groceries.

Lola: Don't forget the canolli's.
Con: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Moneybit: *In disguise* Hello sir. I'm Matilda. Please come with me.
Con: I have to buy some food.
Moneybit: Just come with me.
Con: Whatever.
Moneybit: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Moneybit: *Pushes Con into Taxi, and gets in*
Taxi driver: *Driving taxi* Where to ma'am?
Moneybit: The airport.
Taxi: Okay. While we get to the airport, let me tell あなた a little something about myself. I was seven years old when I saw a taxi for the first time. I thought it was amazing how あなた could take somepony...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 22 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train with the Korean War veterans stopped at the Cheyenne Station.

Pete: *looking at train*
Veterans: *Getting out*
Orion: *comes out of engine* I'm glad the war is almost over.
Pete: Me too, but honestly, we're making a lot of profit for delivering these vets back ホーム from San Franciscolt.
Orion: I agree. If we keep this up, we'll have millions of dollars on our hooves.
Captain Wilson: *walks to Pete* Are あなた Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes sir. How can I help you?
Captain Wilson: I want to thank あなた for getting me, and my squad back ホーム safely. Oh, and uh I don't have enough cash for a hotel. You...

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Please read this it's a warning to all ファン fic readers!!

posted by Macareina

Please read this: I am warning あなた of a ファン fic that will make あなた not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet 林檎, アップル massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death 読書 cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff あなた must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget 読書 :(

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Ponies On The Rails: Season 2 highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Season 2 Highlights of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. I think あなた know where this is going. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh.Though personally, I...

The Racer (10 年 Anniversary)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*

A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven によって two russian stallions.

Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays 星, つ星 on sign*
Police ponies:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run によって thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 5: War pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for あなた to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want あなた to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon: Cool....

Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's によって Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.

Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.

Pierce: Did Browning tell あなた what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just 発言しました he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...

Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom Foolery was now going to talk about dogs.

Tom: I 愛 dat dog. I never met him before, but I know I 愛 'im.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's gonna be wonderful when I meet dat dog. *Sticks his tongue out, and pants like a dog*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Lots of ponies have lots of doggies. And あなた don't even need to have a dog to know about 'em. Your friend could have a dog. He can be your friend's dog. That makes him your dog friend.
Crowd: *Chuckling*
Tom: あなた go there to visit, and the イヌ there, あなた go to pet him, and say Hi hello. How are you? You're wonderful Sneezy, and for that moment, he's...

Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Now this is a short segment where I like to inform あなた about simple things that not many ponies take time to notice. The first thing being we all have something in common, and that is...we're all here in Neigh Jersey.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: At an auditorium. In a high school.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: あなた ever wonder why Manehattan always gets so much praise?! It's a fucking dump!
Crowd: *Cheering, and laughing*
Tom: It's a cesspool of littering, rape, and traffic jams!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: There might be a few good landmarks here and there, but あなた have to wait 3 hours for 70 cars...

Tom Foolery With A Bit Of Salt Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his 次 joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered によって the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: あなた get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, あなた yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but あなた must understand あなた don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...

Tom Foolery With A Bit Of Salt Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Mare: *Pushing a shopping カート through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have あなた ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well あなた better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do あなた know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...

A クリスマス Story Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a コルト named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down 通り, ストリート passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....

SeanTheHedgehog's Wonderful World Of ファン Fiction 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...

SeanTheHedgehog's Wonderful World Of ファン Fiction

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was a typical 日 in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.

SeanTheHedgehog's

Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*

SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World

Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his...