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My name is メープル, カエデ Syrup.

I'm married to Buttered Pancake and our daughter Gummy くま, クマ is just the cutest little filly you've ever seen.

But this is our big trip.

Gummy has never been in the car this long. She woke up early of the 日 we went sad was jumping around wildly. She kept chanting, "Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin!" Over and over again. Me and Buttered just rolled our eyes. It was a very long car trip, but because I was "crabby" Buttered drove the way and back. Anyway, when we got here, Gummy was just amazed. Giant clock! Stuffed animals! Sweets! Tattoos! Store! Her eyes just sparkled. Though Buttered was extremely angry about not getting 狼, オオカミ Ears (we were at a hotel called Great 狼, オオカミ Lodge, what did あなた expect?) I took tons of pictures of Gummy in hers. First, we went to MagiQuest, a giant magic play area. Buttered got tired, but after a while, Gummy did too so we went to the room and got our swimsuits on.


The 次 choice we made was not accurate.

There was a ride called the "Howlin' Tornado" which was a giant funnel ride.


We knew it was scary, because when Gummy cries of fear, she cries of fear. We dropped right down and then went up and down. Buttered couldn't come. He said, "I'm not doing any of that shit!" "Buttered!" I exclaimed, as I put my hooves around Gummy's mouth. I took them away as soon as I felt Gummy talking. "It's okay, mom!" She chuckled. "I've heard worse." Next, we went on Totem Towers which is a twisting open green slide. Gummy went on both, while I only went on one. Then we went in a wave pool, and then an enclosed twisting green and yellow slides, which of yellow was "dark". Me and Gummy went down the green one which was clear and Buttered went down the "dark" yellow slide. After that we went on a white twisting slide that lead to the lazy river and that was pretty much it. We went to ディナー and then went to sleep. The 次 morning, there was a kid's spa called Scooops Kid Spa. Gummy went there, I was with her but didn't get treated, and Buttered got lunch. Then, a Gummy and Buttered went to the arcade and then we checked into Ambers Hideaway (We complained about the missing apostrophe) and then were going to ride the Ducks. It started to rain. We had a great big coupon book that 発言しました there was something called "Jonah's Underwater Mini-golf". Buttered and Gummy loved mini-golf. I guess it was okay. But it was not there. So we went to a place called "Wild Fun Zone" instead. We played 3D glow-in-the-dark black light mini-golf there which was the COOLEST THING EVER and Bumper Cars. If あなた could kill somepony in Bumper Cars, we killed Buttered. Then we went back to Ambers and slept. The 次 日 was a big day! We went to Noah's Ark. The rides we went on included: The Wave, Octoexplorer, Congo Bongo, 4D Dive-In theater, and Flash Flood, which we call Big Splashers. Me and Buttered used to call it that. Unknowingly, we went together, saw each other, and then completely forgot about each other later. Anyway, after Big Splashers, we got Gummy Dippin' Dots and went back. Oh, and before that, we went on the Ducks then. Anyway, the 次 day, we went to Wizard Quest, an amazing "Real Life Video Game" that Gummy loved. あなた had to answer the 質問 of the "Realms" (water, earth, air and fire, which had each Wizard hidden somewhere.) to free the Wizards. あなた just scan it to free them. Then, Buttered took a nap while me and Gummy went to Ripley's Believe It または Not! museum and found some very interesting thing there. Then I went to a restaurant called "Crabby's" because Gummy and Buttered told me I was 芝居 "Crabby" so I went. I got a カクテル but it kept giving me brain freezes and it made me very angry! Maybe that's why they call it "Crabby's". Then, we went to so,etching just terrible. It was called "Top Secret". Gummy was the one who hated it most, she cried the the whole way through after the 秒 scare. The scares were 1. (A non-counting one) a dark red-light lit hallway 2. (Another non-counting one) an animatronic digger 3. A loud, unexpected シンバル crash 4. A Sasquatch scream (where Gummy started crying) we started running as fast as we could after that (which was not very fast). 5. ピアノ 音楽 (this lasted, so it wasn't that scary) but it definitely not true. The scenario was that The White House fell upside-down after an alien abduction in Wisconsin Dells (then how does the REAL White House exist today?) and the creepy stuff (Really?) Then, we went back to Ambers, went to sleep woke up, and left.
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Location - Near Equestria Moutains
Time - 5:50
Alpha Team - Bravo we near location...
Dan - Roger that Alpha... Delta あなた near
FireDash - ye- HOLY CRAP RPG *silent*
Dan - DELTA DELTA! CRAP
Alpha Team - WE NEED BA- *silent*
NightFire - RPG!
Dan - 火災, 火 火災, 火 *fire*
Marine - THIS CAR GET ONLY 2 FIRES FROM RPG!
Dan - WELL FIRE! *fire*
NighrFire - I-I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE... RPG!
RPG hit Dan and NightFire
Dan - *lieing on ground* crap... NightFire... あなた ok
NightFire - yeah *wstand up*
There was 火災, 火 everywhere... they was knocked on 5 分 and nuclear bomb exploted in air...
Dan - what the hell...
NightFire...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another ポニー is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the 星, つ星 wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: こんにちは look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh あなた from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are あなた doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did あなた do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: あなた sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other ミサイル carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's 移動する up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... あなた live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what あなた want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... あなた suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: こんにちは isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want あなた in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did あなた do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my ベッド room window....
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It was a regular 日 in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So あなた from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on あなた guys.
Sean: I'll meet あなた there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: あなた always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What あなた might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would あなた like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell あなた what. あなた make this ボート go faster, and I'll pay あなた for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...
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hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no 火災, 火 dash: series D; im ハート, 心 broken as im 書く this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if あなた ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
 "Are あなた bucking joking?!"
"Are you bucking joking?!"
虹 Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet 林檎, アップル Acres. アップルジャック, applejack was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ 発言しました to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus 発言しました excitedly. It didn't take long before 虹 Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer ポニー asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if あなた can holler, then get back to it" 林檎, アップル 発言しました to her. ," are あなた bucking joking?!" RD 発言しました as if surprised. "Yep, あなた 発言しました あなた wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard あなた worked every day" アップルジャック, applejack stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought あなた wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to 表示する due to her anger. 
 "If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The three ponies went for a walk toward a スキー resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed によって here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: または not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello あなた two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: あなた need all the help あなた can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con reported at P's office.

Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a 一覧 with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills あなた three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?

The answer was yes.

S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do あなた have for me?
S: Glad あなた asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A ミサイル shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns,...
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Mike: Who do we have to deal with?
Rainbow Dash: I found out another ポニー has been feeding info about our work to other mafias.
Dan: Who is it?
Rainbow Dash: Diamond Tiara.
Dan: I should have known.
Applejack: Let's kill her.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, but we have to do it before she leaves for Ponyville.
Applejack: Then lets kill her now, the sooner the better.

Applejack pulled up to Diamond Tiara's house with Pinkie Pie sitting in the back.

Silverspoon: We're moving back the same time that the CMC is.
Diamond Tiara: I cannot wait to make fun of them again.
Applejack: Howdy あなた two.
Diamond Tiara:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. あなた just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. 虹 Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke 虹 Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The ポニー that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are あなた from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So あなた created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

Later that...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
where we done... oh RPG

Dan - *shoot* *missed* demn it
Vinyl - Wach Out!!
2 Helicopters come from clounds
Russian Pilot - Its me Dimitri Dan... Shadow call me
Dan - THX Shadow
Shadow - No problem. EVERYPONY TO HOPTER
Evrypony go to helicopter
Dimitri - Long Time dont see friends
Dan - yup... its about 10 yers?
Shadow - 11 yers... and 5 hours
Dan - hahahahahahahaha yea
Dimitri - everypony ok
Fluttershy - Im hurt in leg
Twilight - let me see it
Dan - Where Yuri ?
Yuri - In another helicopter
Dan - oh ok
From sky come missle and hit Yuri helicopter
Yuri - IM HIT... FUCK...
Yuri helicopter falling into Canterlot
Yuri...
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