That night, while everypony was asleep, Rarity was thinking about how to find out why 虹 Dash, and アップルジャック, applejack were talking about her behind her back.
Rarity: Hmm, I can't think of anything. They just talked about me falling in 愛 with Sliver, and probably... doing Rule 34 related stuff to him, but I don't care, that's just me. Wait a minute, I got it! They think I'm a Rule 34 addict, and that's why they were talking behind my back. *Goes out of her room to find 虹 Dash, and Applejack*
次 morning, Princess Celestia was having breakfast, when Lord Burlington arrived.
Lord Burlington: Princess, those three mares are not here.
Celestia: What do あなた mean?
Lord Burlington: They left! I knew they weren't good enough to be in this army.
Celestia: Perhaps they left to get もっと見る supplies.
But they didn't. While 虹 Dash, and アップルジャック, applejack were sleeping, Rarity kidnapped them, and put them in a nearby tower.
虹 Dash: *Wakes up* I'm feeling happy today, and- *Notices she's in a bag with Applejack* AJ? Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* Is it time to collect apples? I'm on it Big Mac.
虹 Dash: No! It's me 虹 Dash. We're stuck together in a bag, and I don't know why.
Applejack: *Realizes she is in a terrible situation* Why are we in a bag?
Rarity: Because I put あなた in there.
虹 Dash: Why?
Rarity: Because あなた 発言しました bad things about me behind my back. What were they?
Applejack: It was nothing.
虹 Dash: We were just talking about how あなた were going to mas-
Applejack: *Slaps 虹 Dash* Not here. We'll get punished for saying things like that.
虹 Dash: Then let's get out of here.
Applejack: But we have to kill Gilda first.
虹 Dash: Why don't we kill Rarity first?
Applejack: Well. Now that あなた think about it...
Rarity: oh no.
Applejack: She did tie us up into this bag for no reason, so let's kill her.
Rarity: No! *Teleports from tower to ground*
The other two ponies got out of the bag, and looked for Rarity.
虹 Dash: She's gone.
Applejack: It's all your fault!
虹 Dash: My fault? I was literally the only one trying to get us out!
Applejack: I helped!
虹 Dash: Barely! *Flies out of tower, and goes to another tower*
Rarity: 虹 Dash, what are あなた doing?
Applejack: *Shoots ARROW/アロー at 虹 Dash*
The ARROW/アロー hit the wall, and was stuck between two bricks.
虹 Dash: Nice try Applejackass! *Shoots 大砲, キャノン at Applejack*
Applejack: *Ducks* あなた missed!
Rarity: I must stop them. *Sees another tower, then runs into it* I must stop them before they kill each other.
虹 Dash, and アップルジャック, applejack were now shooting flaming arrows at each other.
虹 Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming ARROW/アロー at the same time*
虹 Dash: Stop making your ARROW/アロー hit my arrow!
Applejack: I will when あなた stop!
虹 Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming ARROW/アロー at the same time*
Rarity: *Gets to the 上, ページのトップへ of her tower, and sees fight* They're not even hitting each other. *Grabs cannon*
虹 Dash: Hey, Rarity's pointing a 大砲, キャノン at us!
Applejack: Us? She's pointing it at me! *Shoots flaming ARROW/アロー at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the ARROW/アロー into a shiny fork* A few more, and then I can have a lovely dinner.
虹 Dash: *Shoots flaming ARROW/アロー at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the ARROW/アロー into a shiny spoon* One もっと見る ARROW/アロー please. I insist!
虹 Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming ARROW/アロー at Rarity at the same time*
Rarity: *Stops both arrows, and turns both of them into a shiny plate* Are あなた finished?
And so, they stopped fighting, and walked back to Celestia's castle.
2 B continued
Rarity: Hmm, I can't think of anything. They just talked about me falling in 愛 with Sliver, and probably... doing Rule 34 related stuff to him, but I don't care, that's just me. Wait a minute, I got it! They think I'm a Rule 34 addict, and that's why they were talking behind my back. *Goes out of her room to find 虹 Dash, and Applejack*
次 morning, Princess Celestia was having breakfast, when Lord Burlington arrived.
Lord Burlington: Princess, those three mares are not here.
Celestia: What do あなた mean?
Lord Burlington: They left! I knew they weren't good enough to be in this army.
Celestia: Perhaps they left to get もっと見る supplies.
But they didn't. While 虹 Dash, and アップルジャック, applejack were sleeping, Rarity kidnapped them, and put them in a nearby tower.
虹 Dash: *Wakes up* I'm feeling happy today, and- *Notices she's in a bag with Applejack* AJ? Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* Is it time to collect apples? I'm on it Big Mac.
虹 Dash: No! It's me 虹 Dash. We're stuck together in a bag, and I don't know why.
Applejack: *Realizes she is in a terrible situation* Why are we in a bag?
Rarity: Because I put あなた in there.
虹 Dash: Why?
Rarity: Because あなた 発言しました bad things about me behind my back. What were they?
Applejack: It was nothing.
虹 Dash: We were just talking about how あなた were going to mas-
Applejack: *Slaps 虹 Dash* Not here. We'll get punished for saying things like that.
虹 Dash: Then let's get out of here.
Applejack: But we have to kill Gilda first.
虹 Dash: Why don't we kill Rarity first?
Applejack: Well. Now that あなた think about it...
Rarity: oh no.
Applejack: She did tie us up into this bag for no reason, so let's kill her.
Rarity: No! *Teleports from tower to ground*
The other two ponies got out of the bag, and looked for Rarity.
虹 Dash: She's gone.
Applejack: It's all your fault!
虹 Dash: My fault? I was literally the only one trying to get us out!
Applejack: I helped!
虹 Dash: Barely! *Flies out of tower, and goes to another tower*
Rarity: 虹 Dash, what are あなた doing?
Applejack: *Shoots ARROW/アロー at 虹 Dash*
The ARROW/アロー hit the wall, and was stuck between two bricks.
虹 Dash: Nice try Applejackass! *Shoots 大砲, キャノン at Applejack*
Applejack: *Ducks* あなた missed!
Rarity: I must stop them. *Sees another tower, then runs into it* I must stop them before they kill each other.
虹 Dash, and アップルジャック, applejack were now shooting flaming arrows at each other.
虹 Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming ARROW/アロー at the same time*
虹 Dash: Stop making your ARROW/アロー hit my arrow!
Applejack: I will when あなた stop!
虹 Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming ARROW/アロー at the same time*
Rarity: *Gets to the 上, ページのトップへ of her tower, and sees fight* They're not even hitting each other. *Grabs cannon*
虹 Dash: Hey, Rarity's pointing a 大砲, キャノン at us!
Applejack: Us? She's pointing it at me! *Shoots flaming ARROW/アロー at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the ARROW/アロー into a shiny fork* A few more, and then I can have a lovely dinner.
虹 Dash: *Shoots flaming ARROW/アロー at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the ARROW/アロー into a shiny spoon* One もっと見る ARROW/アロー please. I insist!
虹 Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming ARROW/アロー at Rarity at the same time*
Rarity: *Stops both arrows, and turns both of them into a shiny plate* Are あなた finished?
And so, they stopped fighting, and walked back to Celestia's castle.
2 B continued