posted by Seanthehedgehog
テレビ shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the 一覧 is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop 表示する they liked, and here are the 返信 we got.
虹 Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes あなた think I'd watch a 表示する about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My sister is an idiot)
Applejack: Big Macintosh, what are あなた doing?
Big Macintosh: *Puts magazine away* Looking for something we need.
Applejack: *Glaring at Big Mac, then turns happy again* Well, あなた do that. *Walks away*
The T.V shows are about Police Ponies obviously, but they 表示する us what it's like on a typical 日 for a police pony. It's difficult, but the job pays well.
Even though police ponies get paid a good amount of money, some think that it's not enough. They work hard, and sometimes, they nearly get shot.
Twilight: Man, from all of the research I've been doing, it says that police ponies often get in fights with gangsters like me. Them pigs should think twice before trying to stop someone like me.
Fluttershy: I'm glad that they didn't try to shoot me.
Interviewing Pony: That's because あなた weren't trying to shoot them.
Fluttershy: Oh, so I have to be nice to them, and they'll be nice to me?
Interviewing Pony: あなた got it.
Fluttershy: That's easy. All of my フレンズ say that I'm friendly to everyone.
Interviewing Pony: What friends?
Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs to her bed*
Pinkie Pie: This maybe embarrasing for me to say, but once, when I got drunk, I ended up shooting a bunch of police ponies. They couldn't stop me, so they all ran away.
If a suspect proves to be too tough for the cops to handle, they get word from their captain to leave the suspect alone, and continue with their work.
虹 Dash: I've never really seen the cops give up when trying to stop somepony. Then again, no one tries to fight back.. Except for Twilight.
Carrot Top: *Cowering on ground* I didn't mean to litter officer! I'm sorry!
Police Pony: That's what they all say.
Twilight: *Drives up in gangster car*
Police Pony: Stop, you're not allowed to park there.
Twilight: あなた wanna know what I have to say to that? *Grabs shotgun, shoots police pony, and drives away*
虹 Dash: When it comes to fighting against the cops, she either drives very fast to escape them, または she just kills them with all of her weapons.
Twilight: *Carrying AK47* Take this piggies! *Shooting police ponies*
虹 Dash: Yeah. And everypony think's I'm bad.
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