Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.
Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* あなた sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are あなた talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't give me that! Everypony says that.
Mirage: You're drunk. I understand that, and あなた probably hate your job to.
Conductor: Hate it?! I loathe it! I was supposed to be promoted from conductor to station master, but I did not get it! That is why I drink, get drunk, and drink more.
Mirage: Okay, that's nice, but あなた have to get back to work.
Conductor: Fine! *Gets out of cab, walks to caboose, and uncouples Mirage's engine from the train*
Shortly after that, Coffee Creme thought it would be a good idea to speed up, to get over the 丘, ヒル quickly. However, on the end of the train.
Conductor: *Feels train going faster, and accidentally knocks one of the lights off* Whoops. Ah well, to make things even... *Goes to other light, and knocks it off*
Mirage: *Sees train going faster* Wait a minute. How did my engine get uncoupled from the train? That bloody conductor must've done it. *Speeds up* I can't see the lights.
Coffee Creme: *Notices train going slower* Why is the train going slower? We should have enough power to go fast.
Mirage: *Sees train, and applies brakes*
Conductor: *Sees Mirage's engine* Oh dear.
Mirage: *Crashes into back of train*
Coffee Creme: *Stops train*
When Mirage crashed into the train, one of the old freight cars collapsed, and Pizzas went flying all over the place.
Mirage: *Sees Pizzas* Oh no. *Gets hit によって pizzas*
Conductor: あなた could've kept up with us.
Mirage: Well how was I supposed to know あなた uncoupled my engine from the train?!
Conductor: Didn't あなた notice?
Mirage: No!
Conductor: Then 次 time, pay もっと見る attention.
They had to wait until 次 morning for Pete to arrive. Workers found the lights that fell off of the caboose, and Pete was speaking to Mirage, and Coffee Creme.
Pete: None of あなた are to blame. The conductor that got drunk is now fired, and I'm giving あなた both a two 日 vacation. Take some time to relax, and recuperate from this accident.
Mirage: Thank あなた Pete. あなた know, Hawkeye did warn me about crashing this train, and how it's not good to have Pizzas landing on you.
Pete: Alright, あなた two can go now.
As Mirage was heading home, he saw Hawkeye at the station.
Mirage: Waiting for another train?
Hawkeye: I've been assigned to drive a passenger train to Laramie.
Mirage: I wanna thank あなた for the アドバイス あなた gave me last night about those pizzas.
Hawkeye: あなた crashed, didn't you?
Mirage: Yeah.
Hawkeye: I could tell, because I heard that the line on Sherman 丘, ヒル was closed because of a derailment.
Mirage: あなた know everything, don't you?
Hawkeye: No, not everything. I at least know もっと見る than Gordon. Everypony should know もっと見る than him.
Mirage: Right, well I got a two 日 vacation. See ya.
Hawkeye: Bye.
Mirage: *Leaves station*
The end
On the 次 episode of Ponies On The Rails
We get to look at the ponies that work on the Southern Pacific.
Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* あなた sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are あなた talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't give me that! Everypony says that.
Mirage: You're drunk. I understand that, and あなた probably hate your job to.
Conductor: Hate it?! I loathe it! I was supposed to be promoted from conductor to station master, but I did not get it! That is why I drink, get drunk, and drink more.
Mirage: Okay, that's nice, but あなた have to get back to work.
Conductor: Fine! *Gets out of cab, walks to caboose, and uncouples Mirage's engine from the train*
Shortly after that, Coffee Creme thought it would be a good idea to speed up, to get over the 丘, ヒル quickly. However, on the end of the train.
Conductor: *Feels train going faster, and accidentally knocks one of the lights off* Whoops. Ah well, to make things even... *Goes to other light, and knocks it off*
Mirage: *Sees train going faster* Wait a minute. How did my engine get uncoupled from the train? That bloody conductor must've done it. *Speeds up* I can't see the lights.
Coffee Creme: *Notices train going slower* Why is the train going slower? We should have enough power to go fast.
Mirage: *Sees train, and applies brakes*
Conductor: *Sees Mirage's engine* Oh dear.
Mirage: *Crashes into back of train*
Coffee Creme: *Stops train*
When Mirage crashed into the train, one of the old freight cars collapsed, and Pizzas went flying all over the place.
Mirage: *Sees Pizzas* Oh no. *Gets hit によって pizzas*
Conductor: あなた could've kept up with us.
Mirage: Well how was I supposed to know あなた uncoupled my engine from the train?!
Conductor: Didn't あなた notice?
Mirage: No!
Conductor: Then 次 time, pay もっと見る attention.
They had to wait until 次 morning for Pete to arrive. Workers found the lights that fell off of the caboose, and Pete was speaking to Mirage, and Coffee Creme.
Pete: None of あなた are to blame. The conductor that got drunk is now fired, and I'm giving あなた both a two 日 vacation. Take some time to relax, and recuperate from this accident.
Mirage: Thank あなた Pete. あなた know, Hawkeye did warn me about crashing this train, and how it's not good to have Pizzas landing on you.
Pete: Alright, あなた two can go now.
As Mirage was heading home, he saw Hawkeye at the station.
Mirage: Waiting for another train?
Hawkeye: I've been assigned to drive a passenger train to Laramie.
Mirage: I wanna thank あなた for the アドバイス あなた gave me last night about those pizzas.
Hawkeye: あなた crashed, didn't you?
Mirage: Yeah.
Hawkeye: I could tell, because I heard that the line on Sherman 丘, ヒル was closed because of a derailment.
Mirage: あなた know everything, don't you?
Hawkeye: No, not everything. I at least know もっと見る than Gordon. Everypony should know もっと見る than him.
Mirage: Right, well I got a two 日 vacation. See ya.
Hawkeye: Bye.
Mirage: *Leaves station*
The end
On the 次 episode of Ponies On The Rails
We get to look at the ponies that work on the Southern Pacific.