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Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

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Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

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Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

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Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

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Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

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Attempt Seven

"There's a 雲, クラウド of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

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Attempt Eight

Ships.

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Attempt Nine

"Real フレンズ don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

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Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

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Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

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Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.