After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.
Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: あなた got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned によって two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than あなた my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of あなた to say Burt.
Bob: So what do あなた plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely 移動する back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country あなた know.
Bob: I'm sure it is.
Emily: What will あなた do while me, and Bob go to work?
Burt: Hmm. I already know what Bob does, so I might as well see what your job is like Emily.
Emily: Sure, I don't see any harm in that.
Bob: I can.
Emily: Bob!
Bob: What? You're the principal of a school. You're too busy to babysit Burt.
Burt: Oh, I'll be alright. I could even help Emily with her work.
Emily: Yes, thank あなた for that.
Burt: Not a problem.
The 次 day, at the school that Emily worked at.
Emily: Alright, so pretty much, all I have to do is sign papers, look at my E-mail on a computer, and talk to students.
Burt: What would あなた like me to do?
Emily: Read a book または a magazine.
Burt: Okay. *Looks at 本 in Emily's office* Which one would あなた suggest?
Emily: Oh, I've got a lot of favorites. How about The Catcher In The Rye?
Burt: I read that, and I don't like it. Too much swearing.
Emily: Then, how about Diary Of A Wimpy Colt?
Burt: Too babyish.
Emily: Is there anything that あなた do like?
Burt: Hmm. *Looks at books* Oh, I see a book with a bunch of Shel Silverstein poetry. That ポニー knows everything when it comes to poetry.
Emily: Okay, go ahead, and read it.
As Burt grabbed the book, a green filly walked into the room. Her name was Tasha, and she didn't look happy.
Emily: Good morning Tasha, what can I do for you?
Tasha: I got in a fight, and my teacher told me to come down here.
Emily: Aw, Tasha. Why would あなた do that?
Tasha: Somepony ストール, 盗んだ my lunch money.
Emily: That's no excuse to fight somepony. あなた should have came to me, または one of the teachers, and they would've made that ポニー bring the money back to you. *Hears phone ring* Excuse me Tasha. This shouldn't take too long. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Bob: How is everything going with Burt?
Emily: Fine, fine. Can we talk about this another time? I have one of the students in my office.
Bob: Oh, sorry. I just finished up with a client, and I thought about you, so that's why I'm talking to you.
Emily: Okay, thank あなた Bob, but あなた gotta talk to me later, okay?
Bob: Okay. *Hangs up*
Emily: *Puts phone away* Okay, who was the ポニー that ストール, 盗んだ your money?
Tasha: Mat Beene.
Emily: Okay, あなた head back to class, and I'll make Mat give あなた your money back. Okay?
Tasha: Thank あなた Mrs. Newhart.
Emily: You're welcome.
Tasha: *Walks out of office*
Burt: あなた handled that pretty well.
Emily: Thank you. Enjoying that book?
Burt: Well, it's fine, but when I saw the back of the book, it scared me.
Emily: Why?
Burt: Shel Silverstein looks like a ポニー that should be robbing banks, または living a life of crime. Not 書く books.
Emily: Why? Because of his beard?
Burt: Yep.
2 B continued
Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: あなた got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned によって two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than あなた my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of あなた to say Burt.
Bob: So what do あなた plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely 移動する back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country あなた know.
Bob: I'm sure it is.
Emily: What will あなた do while me, and Bob go to work?
Burt: Hmm. I already know what Bob does, so I might as well see what your job is like Emily.
Emily: Sure, I don't see any harm in that.
Bob: I can.
Emily: Bob!
Bob: What? You're the principal of a school. You're too busy to babysit Burt.
Burt: Oh, I'll be alright. I could even help Emily with her work.
Emily: Yes, thank あなた for that.
Burt: Not a problem.
The 次 day, at the school that Emily worked at.
Emily: Alright, so pretty much, all I have to do is sign papers, look at my E-mail on a computer, and talk to students.
Burt: What would あなた like me to do?
Emily: Read a book または a magazine.
Burt: Okay. *Looks at 本 in Emily's office* Which one would あなた suggest?
Emily: Oh, I've got a lot of favorites. How about The Catcher In The Rye?
Burt: I read that, and I don't like it. Too much swearing.
Emily: Then, how about Diary Of A Wimpy Colt?
Burt: Too babyish.
Emily: Is there anything that あなた do like?
Burt: Hmm. *Looks at books* Oh, I see a book with a bunch of Shel Silverstein poetry. That ポニー knows everything when it comes to poetry.
Emily: Okay, go ahead, and read it.
As Burt grabbed the book, a green filly walked into the room. Her name was Tasha, and she didn't look happy.
Emily: Good morning Tasha, what can I do for you?
Tasha: I got in a fight, and my teacher told me to come down here.
Emily: Aw, Tasha. Why would あなた do that?
Tasha: Somepony ストール, 盗んだ my lunch money.
Emily: That's no excuse to fight somepony. あなた should have came to me, または one of the teachers, and they would've made that ポニー bring the money back to you. *Hears phone ring* Excuse me Tasha. This shouldn't take too long. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Bob: How is everything going with Burt?
Emily: Fine, fine. Can we talk about this another time? I have one of the students in my office.
Bob: Oh, sorry. I just finished up with a client, and I thought about you, so that's why I'm talking to you.
Emily: Okay, thank あなた Bob, but あなた gotta talk to me later, okay?
Bob: Okay. *Hangs up*
Emily: *Puts phone away* Okay, who was the ポニー that ストール, 盗んだ your money?
Tasha: Mat Beene.
Emily: Okay, あなた head back to class, and I'll make Mat give あなた your money back. Okay?
Tasha: Thank あなた Mrs. Newhart.
Emily: You're welcome.
Tasha: *Walks out of office*
Burt: あなた handled that pretty well.
Emily: Thank you. Enjoying that book?
Burt: Well, it's fine, but when I saw the back of the book, it scared me.
Emily: Why?
Burt: Shel Silverstein looks like a ポニー that should be robbing banks, または living a life of crime. Not 書く books.
Emily: Why? Because of his beard?
Burt: Yep.
2 B continued
The other changelings responded によって signaling to the tank drivers to 火災, 火 at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their 大砲, キャノン the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
アップルジャック, applejack as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
虹 dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.
Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
filly rarity: こんにちは u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!
Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)
Discord: 虹 dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes 虹 a filly)
filly dash: こんにちは u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks 虹 back)
Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!
to be continued.................