Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.
Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do あなた have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine 銃 that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when あなた take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh great. We're supposed to find Shadow The Hedgehog, and make him talk about Discord.
Spike: Well, good luck with that.
Con: I'm going to guess that あなた don't know where he is.
S: I don't even know who he is.
Con: Whatever, 表示する me some other gadgets.
S: Right. *Shows toy tank*
Con: Don't あなた think I'm too old for toys?
S: This is no ordinary toy 0007. Watch, and learn. *Puts toy tank on ground, and grabs remote control* あなた 移動する the tank around with the left analog stick, and 移動する the タレット around with the right analog stick. And with the left button, あなた shoot shells from the turret. *Hits left button*
A small shell was shot out of the tank, hit a wall, and blew a huge hole in it.
Con: And, the right button is for the machine gun. Am I correct?
S: Yes. Here's another thing. *Shows bike chain*
Con: Do あなた expect me to lock up my car with this?
S: No, but if あなた somehow end up putting this on somepony's bike, あなた can set up the lock combination, and have it go off at anytime あなた want. *Moving numbers on bike chain* Tap the two middle digits twice to arm the bomb, and tap it twice to disarm it.
Con: Very creative. Is that it?
S: Oh, just one もっと見る thing. And it's not the Columbo reference I just made. *Shows Mini Uzi* Extended clip to hold 40 bullets, and is fully automatic. Now, bring all four of these to me in one piece Mr. Mane.
Con: あなた know I will. *Grabs gadgets, and puts them in car*
S: Yep. Sure.
Con: *Drives away*
Meanwhile, at my house, I was laying in ベッド with 虹 Dash.
Sean: You've been a very good princess so far. *Kissing 虹 Dash*
虹 Dash: And you're a great general. *Kisses Sean*
Sean: あなた could be one like me あなた know.
虹 Dash: I don't think I know how.
Sean: Well, I guess you'll have to be in military training. *Kisses 虹 Dash*
虹 Dash: *Kisses Sean* Aw yeah.
The doorbell rings.
Sean: Well, I wonder who that could be. *Gets out of bed*
虹 Dash: Do あなた want me to wait here?
Sean: I don't know, I probably won't come back.
虹 Dash: Don't say that. You're the toughest war hero I know.
Sean: Well, thanks for the encouragement. *Runs downstairs, and opens door* Hello Mr. Mane.
Con: あなた ready?
Sean: あなた know I am.
Con: Good, because we need to find Shadow quickly.
Sean: Alright, let's get in my car, and-
Con: Hold up, your car? No, we're taking my car.
Sean: I wanna take my car!
Con: Well too bad, you're getting in my car!
Sean: *Sighs* Excuse me for a minute. *Runs upstairs*
Con: Where are あなた going?!
Sean: *Returns to 虹 Dash* Take the keys to my car, and follow me.
虹 Dash: Why?
Sean: Because Con won't let me take it, but I wanna ride it. That's why I want あなた to follow me.
虹 Dash: I ain't getting involved in this!
Sean: Yeah あなた are. Call Luna, let her know that you're helping me out with something, and that she'll have to take over for you.
虹 Dash: Ugh, fine.
Sean: Thank you. *Runs back to Con*
Con: What was that all about?
Sean: Mind your own business. *Gets in car*
Con: *Gets in car, and drives* I am minding my own business, you're my partner.
Sean: We only met ten 分 ago. We haven't known each other long enough. Therefore it is not your business.
Con: Well, if あなた keep that behavior up, maybe I won't want to know you.
Sean: Well, you're gonna have to get used to that, because we're working together. Shadow the hedgehog could be anywhere, and we need to find him.
Con: Yeah, whatever. *Looking in rearview mirror* Is that your special somepony following us?
Sean: Yeah.
Con: She's got a nice car.
Sean: Actually, that's my car. あなた know... The one あなた wouldn't let me drive. The one I wanted to use to hunt down Shadow with.
Con: Vintage cars like that shouldn't be used for hunting down enemies.
Sean: I do it all the time, and it has never been damaged whatsoever.
Con: Yeah, okay. It had to get damaged at least once.
Sean: Nope.
Con: Why not?
Sean: I park it in a 安全, 安全です spot.
2 B continued
Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do あなた have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine 銃 that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when あなた take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh great. We're supposed to find Shadow The Hedgehog, and make him talk about Discord.
Spike: Well, good luck with that.
Con: I'm going to guess that あなた don't know where he is.
S: I don't even know who he is.
Con: Whatever, 表示する me some other gadgets.
S: Right. *Shows toy tank*
Con: Don't あなた think I'm too old for toys?
S: This is no ordinary toy 0007. Watch, and learn. *Puts toy tank on ground, and grabs remote control* あなた 移動する the tank around with the left analog stick, and 移動する the タレット around with the right analog stick. And with the left button, あなた shoot shells from the turret. *Hits left button*
A small shell was shot out of the tank, hit a wall, and blew a huge hole in it.
Con: And, the right button is for the machine gun. Am I correct?
S: Yes. Here's another thing. *Shows bike chain*
Con: Do あなた expect me to lock up my car with this?
S: No, but if あなた somehow end up putting this on somepony's bike, あなた can set up the lock combination, and have it go off at anytime あなた want. *Moving numbers on bike chain* Tap the two middle digits twice to arm the bomb, and tap it twice to disarm it.
Con: Very creative. Is that it?
S: Oh, just one もっと見る thing. And it's not the Columbo reference I just made. *Shows Mini Uzi* Extended clip to hold 40 bullets, and is fully automatic. Now, bring all four of these to me in one piece Mr. Mane.
Con: あなた know I will. *Grabs gadgets, and puts them in car*
S: Yep. Sure.
Con: *Drives away*
Meanwhile, at my house, I was laying in ベッド with 虹 Dash.
Sean: You've been a very good princess so far. *Kissing 虹 Dash*
虹 Dash: And you're a great general. *Kisses Sean*
Sean: あなた could be one like me あなた know.
虹 Dash: I don't think I know how.
Sean: Well, I guess you'll have to be in military training. *Kisses 虹 Dash*
虹 Dash: *Kisses Sean* Aw yeah.
The doorbell rings.
Sean: Well, I wonder who that could be. *Gets out of bed*
虹 Dash: Do あなた want me to wait here?
Sean: I don't know, I probably won't come back.
虹 Dash: Don't say that. You're the toughest war hero I know.
Sean: Well, thanks for the encouragement. *Runs downstairs, and opens door* Hello Mr. Mane.
Con: あなた ready?
Sean: あなた know I am.
Con: Good, because we need to find Shadow quickly.
Sean: Alright, let's get in my car, and-
Con: Hold up, your car? No, we're taking my car.
Sean: I wanna take my car!
Con: Well too bad, you're getting in my car!
Sean: *Sighs* Excuse me for a minute. *Runs upstairs*
Con: Where are あなた going?!
Sean: *Returns to 虹 Dash* Take the keys to my car, and follow me.
虹 Dash: Why?
Sean: Because Con won't let me take it, but I wanna ride it. That's why I want あなた to follow me.
虹 Dash: I ain't getting involved in this!
Sean: Yeah あなた are. Call Luna, let her know that you're helping me out with something, and that she'll have to take over for you.
虹 Dash: Ugh, fine.
Sean: Thank you. *Runs back to Con*
Con: What was that all about?
Sean: Mind your own business. *Gets in car*
Con: *Gets in car, and drives* I am minding my own business, you're my partner.
Sean: We only met ten 分 ago. We haven't known each other long enough. Therefore it is not your business.
Con: Well, if あなた keep that behavior up, maybe I won't want to know you.
Sean: Well, you're gonna have to get used to that, because we're working together. Shadow the hedgehog could be anywhere, and we need to find him.
Con: Yeah, whatever. *Looking in rearview mirror* Is that your special somepony following us?
Sean: Yeah.
Con: She's got a nice car.
Sean: Actually, that's my car. あなた know... The one あなた wouldn't let me drive. The one I wanted to use to hunt down Shadow with.
Con: Vintage cars like that shouldn't be used for hunting down enemies.
Sean: I do it all the time, and it has never been damaged whatsoever.
Con: Yeah, okay. It had to get damaged at least once.
Sean: Nope.
Con: Why not?
Sean: I park it in a 安全, 安全です spot.
2 B continued
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof によって behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten 発言しました nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave あなた alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad あなた to know あなた actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten 発言しました a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. あなた wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten 発言しました excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten 発言しました nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave あなた alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad あなた to know あなた actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten 発言しました a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. あなた wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten 発言しました excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my お気に入り character Twilight and AppleJack, によって using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer 読書 Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little ポニー has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if あなた really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my お気に入り character Twilight and AppleJack, によって using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer 読書 Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little ポニー has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if あなた really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
TotalDramaFan60 presents:
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy くま, クマ wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
メープル, カエデ and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy くま, クマ wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
メープル, カエデ and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!