At the abandoned school building which was turning into a station, things were not going very well. Instead of putting down track for the yard, everypony was being lazy, and listening to the radio.
Radio Pony: *On advertisement mode* If あなた want the greatest household appliances ever made for your home, then trust General Electric.
Jeff: General Electric makes household appliances?
Stylo: I wonder if they put any of those in the locomotives they make.
Pete: Come on, stop playing the commercials, and continue with the news.
Jeff: Sir, I bet あなた they're doing great. によって now, they probably have all of our engines coupled up, and heading back to Cheyenne.
Pete: Buffalo Turd!
Radio Pony: We now return to the news. The engines that got stolen from Cheyenne によって the mafia were taken to Denver, but a trio of railway employees decided to get in one engine before the mafia had a chance to steal it, and take all the stolen engines back from Denver. Now they're all coupled up, and heading for Cheyenne.
Pete: I'll be damned. They're doing it.
Jeff: I told あなた so.
At Cheyenne
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Percy, go and set the switch for the yards.
Percy: I'm on it.
Coffee Creme: *Walks from her engine to Hawkeye's engine* Why have we stopped?
Hawkeye: In case あなた haven't noticed, we need to switch the track for the yards.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Percy: *Sets switch* Okay. Let's go. *Climbs back in*
Coffee Creme: Wait a minute. *Sees headlights* I see a car!
Hawkeye: That must be them, get back in quickly!
Coffee Creme: *Running to her engine*
Hawkeye: *Puts engine in reverse*
The train was too heavy, and the drivers slipped.
Percy: We're dead. They're gonna throw a molotov in here, and kill us!
Hawkeye: Hold it. *Looks closely at the car* That's Pete driving a truck! He's with everypony else in all the supply trucks.
Pete: *Stops truck* Well done あなた three. あなた got all of our engines back. Now, we can continue with our business.
Hawkeye: Good. It was easier to get these engines back then we expected.
Pete: That's nice to here. Now, let's celebrate.
So everypony went out to a diner, and bought hamburgers, milkshakes, and listened to Rock & Roll. The Union Pacific was back in business.
The End
On the 次 episode of Ponies On The Rails
It's the Season 5 premier, and Percy gets a reward.
Radio Pony: *On advertisement mode* If あなた want the greatest household appliances ever made for your home, then trust General Electric.
Jeff: General Electric makes household appliances?
Stylo: I wonder if they put any of those in the locomotives they make.
Pete: Come on, stop playing the commercials, and continue with the news.
Jeff: Sir, I bet あなた they're doing great. によって now, they probably have all of our engines coupled up, and heading back to Cheyenne.
Pete: Buffalo Turd!
Radio Pony: We now return to the news. The engines that got stolen from Cheyenne によって the mafia were taken to Denver, but a trio of railway employees decided to get in one engine before the mafia had a chance to steal it, and take all the stolen engines back from Denver. Now they're all coupled up, and heading for Cheyenne.
Pete: I'll be damned. They're doing it.
Jeff: I told あなた so.
At Cheyenne
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Percy, go and set the switch for the yards.
Percy: I'm on it.
Coffee Creme: *Walks from her engine to Hawkeye's engine* Why have we stopped?
Hawkeye: In case あなた haven't noticed, we need to switch the track for the yards.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Percy: *Sets switch* Okay. Let's go. *Climbs back in*
Coffee Creme: Wait a minute. *Sees headlights* I see a car!
Hawkeye: That must be them, get back in quickly!
Coffee Creme: *Running to her engine*
Hawkeye: *Puts engine in reverse*
The train was too heavy, and the drivers slipped.
Percy: We're dead. They're gonna throw a molotov in here, and kill us!
Hawkeye: Hold it. *Looks closely at the car* That's Pete driving a truck! He's with everypony else in all the supply trucks.
Pete: *Stops truck* Well done あなた three. あなた got all of our engines back. Now, we can continue with our business.
Hawkeye: Good. It was easier to get these engines back then we expected.
Pete: That's nice to here. Now, let's celebrate.
So everypony went out to a diner, and bought hamburgers, milkshakes, and listened to Rock & Roll. The Union Pacific was back in business.
The End
On the 次 episode of Ponies On The Rails
It's the Season 5 premier, and Percy gets a reward.
Down at Sugercubes.
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, または I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.
Saten: あなた know.. Maybe あなた and I could be the 次 to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, または I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.
Saten: あなた know.. Maybe あなた and I could be the 次 to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a 雲, クラウド of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real フレンズ don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a 雲, クラウド of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real フレンズ don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Two of these taxis arrived at the station
Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.
