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Seanthehedgehog presents

Season 2 Highlights of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. I think あなた know where this is going. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh.Though personally, I thought season 1 was better, I still enjoyed Season 2. Now let's take a look at some of the highlights we all enjoyed

Red Rose: GORDON!!!!
Gordon: What?
Red Rose: What do あなた think you're doing?!
Gordon: Having a sandwich. I'm hungry.
Red Rose: Well あなた are not on lunch break yet, get your 尻, お尻 back in the train, and push those cars down the hump.
Gordon: How do あなた hump a freight car?
Red Rose: UUUGH!!!

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Pete: あなた all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of あなた need to come into work.
Ponies: Oh sweet.
Pete: But.....
Ponies: *Waiting*
Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift.
Gordon: The night shift, how do あなた do that?
Pete: あなた got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. あなた can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your 日 off.
Hawkeye: I'll do it.
Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do.
Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose?
Red Rose: Sorry, I got a 日付 with my husband.
Hawkeye: Ok. Honey?
Honey: Nope. I have ギター practice.
Coffee Creme: What about me?
Hawkeye: But あなた 発言しました あなた were afraid of the dark.
Coffee Creme: Not anymore. I can do it.

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A train was refueling on the main line, and the driver, and fireman were relaxing in the caboose.

Conductor: あなた two better get out soon.
Driver: Who cares? This is good hot chocolate.
Fireman: He's right. Let's get back to our engine. *gets out*
Driver: *Follows*

They got out just in time.

Hawkeye: Oooh shi- *crashes*

Luckily no one was hurt

Episode 12

Coffee Creme: *Climbs into cab*
Gordon: *drives*

They pull the broken down engine to the servicing facility.

Gordon: This is it. Nice work bitch.
Coffee Creme: You're welcome fuckface *walks out of cab*
Jeff: Coffee Creme! I heard what あなた called Gordon. That wasn't very nice.
Coffee Creme: Pfft, whatever. *walks away*
Jeff: Gordon. What did あなた do to her?
Gordon: Nothing. I just called her fuckface, and-
Jeff: No. Unacceptable.

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Coffee Creme: Should I still act like Gordon, または just be myself?
Ghost: Be Gordon!
Coffee Creme: Ah! What are あなた doing here? Ghosts don't exist.
Ghost: This is a dream あなた nincompoop. Anything can happen in a dream.
Coffee Creme: Such as?
Ghost: Such as seeing あなた float, even though nothing is making あなた do that.
Coffee Creme: *floating in mid air* Whoa!!
Ghost: And あなた could spin around while you're up there.
Coffee Creme: *spinning around* Stop the spinning! Please!!
Ghost: Ugh, fine. Only because あなた 発言しました please.
Coffee Creme: *lands in bed* So あなた really think I should be like Gordon?
Ghost: Yes. He's always a douchebag towards you, and other ponies, isn't he?
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Sometimes anyway.
Ghost: Then act like him tomorrow, and teach him a lesson.
Coffee Creme: Ok. I will.

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Gordon: *walking to train yard*
Hawkeye: Hey!
Gordon: What do あなた want?
Hawkeye: You. *grabs chain*
Gordon: What's with the chain?
Hawkeye: I'll be asking the questions. What did あなた do to Coffee Creme two days ago?
Gordon: Go screw yourself!

The rest is going to be violent, and left out of the story

Episode 13

Pete: Hawkeye, I see あなた finished your toughest task.
Hawkeye: Toughest task?
Pete: That engine あなた were driving is going to be scrapped.
Hawkeye: Oooh.
Pete: You'll be alright about that, won't you?
Hawkeye: Eh, yeah. Sure. Just let me... GO ON A RAGE!!
Pete: Pierce?
Hawkeye: AAH!! *runs away*
Pete: This can't be good.

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Hawkeye: AAHH!!
Gordon: *Walks up to Hawkeye* Hey! Nopony is supposed to do idiotic things but me.
Hawkeye: Fuck off Gordon, I'm in a bad mood right now.
Gordon: No, I'm not fucking off, I just want to know why you're 芝居 like this.
Hawkeye: Pete is scrapping a steam engine.
Gordon: Ha! It's about time. In your face asshole!!
Hawkeye: *jumps in truck*
Gordon: Hey, where do あなた think you're going?
Hawkeye: *Drives away*
Gordon: Hey, あなた nearly hit me!

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Coffee Creme: *Arrives at bar*
Stallions: Ooh, it's a mare.
Coffee Creme: Bonjour.
Stallions: And she's french. Why don't we go to my house, and do it?
Coffee Creme: No thanks.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme? Did あなた come here to get drunk with me?
Coffee Creme: No, the complete opposite of that. We need あなた back at the Union Pacific. I don't care if あなた say no, you're coming with me.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Coffee Creme: Wow, I didn't think you'd take it that easy. Let's get going then.
Hawkeye: But I'm drunk. How am I supposed to drive a train?
Coffee Creme: Leave it to me. *Slaps Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *becomes sober* Ok, that hurt, but at least it worked. Let's go. *runs out of bar*

Episode 14

Jeff: *uncouples car* Check your speed.
Gordon: Checking speed.
Hawkeye: 虹
Jeff: Rainbow?
Gordon: *stops train* Holy shit, that looks beautiful.
Red Rose: Yes, it does.
Jeff: But, we gotta switch the freight cars!
Gordon: Fuck that, we're watching a rainbow.
Jeff: Hawkeye, tell him to behave!
Hawkeye: But he is.
Jeff: *sighs* あなた guys continue without me. *walks away*
Gordon: What the fuck is his problem?
Hawkeye: I don't know. He's not even looking at the rainbow.

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Pete: Jeff, what are あなた doing?
Jeff: I am sulking in my own depression.
Pete: Come on, don't be depressed. I had to deal with a bunch of ponies like that 20 years 前 あなた know.
Jeff: Yeah. How old are you?
Pete: 30.
Jeff: Oh.
Pete: What about you?
Jeff: 15. I've been working for あなた since '49. Everything has been going the way I always wanted it to be. My way, but then a fucking 虹 showed up out of nowhere today. I was telling Gordon, Hawkeye, and Red Rose what to do, when they all stopped their work just to watch it.
Pete: It was pretty beautiful, wasn't it?
Jeff: I didn't see the rainbow.
Pete: Well that explains it.
Jeff: No, the reason I'm upset is because it made those three stop working.
Pete: That's just stupid. Go with Percy, and fix the main line to Pocatello.

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Jeff: Enough with the rainbow!! I DAMN IT TO HELL!!! FUCK RAINBOWS, AND FUCK THIS ONE FOR RUINING OUR WORK!!

The 虹 then caught on fire, and disappeared.

Gordon: It's gone! *Cries* あなた MADE THE 虹 CATCH ON FIRE, AND DIE!! *Runs away*
Hawkeye: Wait, Gordon! It's not dead! *Chases Gordon*
Gordon: YES IT IS!!
Hawkeye: No Gordon. I promise あなた it's not. How can あなた kill a rainbow? Look.

The 虹 reappeared.

Jeff: Shit! *kicks building* Ow, my hoof.

Episode 15

Pete: Gordon, あなた must-
Gordon: *Sleeping*
Pete: Gordon.
Gordon: *Waking up* Ah, blowjob!!
Pete: Excuse me?
Gordon: I was having a dream that Honey was giving me a blowjob.
Honey: Ew! Nopony would do that for you.
Pete: Gordon, you're suspended from work for a week.
Gordon: Whatever *Walks away*
Pete: After あなた do your work.
Gordon: Say what now?
Pete: あなた are going into North Platte Nebraska to deliver some new cars によって Canterlot into Omaha.
Gordon: Fuck that, I want to be suspended from work now.
Pete: Either あなた deliver those cars to Omaha または you're fired.
Gordon: Fine. I'll do it your way.

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Pete: *Looks around* Where has Gordon gone?
Honey: I don't know sir.
Pete: Well, he better hurry back. He's supposed to pull this train before being suspended from work.
Gordon: *Arrives* I can't find a turkey.
Pete: Forget about that, and drive this train.
Gordon: But-
Pete: *Pointing at train* Drive the train that my hoof is pointing to.
Gordon: *Walks to engine* I just wanted to find a turkey.
Pete: Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme are dealing with that. あなた just have to go to Omaha to deliver cars.
Gordon: *Climbing in engine* Whatever.
Honey: *Blows horn*
Gordon: *drives train*
Pete: Idiot.
Gordon: *Qiuckly reverses train back to station* What did あなた call me?
Pete: Nothing.
Gordon: Ok. *Drives train again*
Honey: Whoops. I forgot to blow the horn twice.
Gordon: That's stupid, so fuck it.

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Gordon: *Delivers train of Canterlot's* Excellent. We got all the cars to the dealership in time. Now we just need to find-

Song: link

Turkey: *Walks on train tracks*
Gordon: A turkey. *Chases Turkey*
Turkey: Gobble gobble gobble *Running away*
Honey: Gordon, leave him alone!
Gordon: No! *Continues chasing turkey* Get the hell over here!
Turkey: *Running between engine, and cars*
Gordon: Shit *Uncouples engines from cars* Honey, drive!
Honey: *Drives engine*
Gordon: *Runs across tracks*
Turkey: Gobble gobble *gets on engine*
Gordon: STOP!!
Honey: *stops engine*
Turkey: *Hops off engine* Gobble gobble gobble gobble.
Gordon: Yeah, I'd like to see あなた gobble when I roast your 尻, お尻 for Thanksgiving.
Turkey: *Running away*
Gordon: *Dives for turkey*
Turkey: gobble *turns left*
Gordon: *Lands on ground* Motherbucker.
Turkey: *Pecking on Gordon*
Gordon: Quit it! *Chokes turkey*
Turkey: *Pecks Gordon in the eye*
Gordon: Ow! *Drops turkey*
Turkey: Gobble gobble! *Runs away*
Honey: I told あなた to leave him alone.
Gordon: Fuck あなた *Chases turkey*

Now they were running around the engines that Honey was driving.

Honey: *Watching*
Turkey: gobble gobble *Running*
Gordon: *Chasing turkey*
Turkey: Gobble gobble *Runs in cab*
Gordon: *getting tired* Where did he go?
Turkey: *puts engine in reverse*
Gordon: *On train tracks* Ah! *Running from engine*
Turkey: Gobble gobble *Makes engine go faster*
Gordon: *Running slower* I'm so tired.
Turkey: *Runs over Gordon*
Gordon: AAHH! *pushed off tracks*
Turkey: *Stops engine*
Honey: Hahahahahaha! *Points at Gordon* あなた got hit によって a train, driven によって a turkey.
Gordon: *Heals himself with magic* Where is that thing?
Turkey: *Runs out of cab*
Gordon: Aha *Runs after turkey*
Turkey: Gobble gobble *Running towards dealership*
Gordon: *Catches turkey* Got you. And now, you're going to get what あなた deserve. *Takes turkey into cab*
Honey: What are あなた doing with that?
Gordon: *Grabs gun* Killing him. *Shoots turkey*
Turkey: Aah! *Dies*

Episode 16

Gordon: *Shows up* Hey. What are あなた two doing?
Hawkeye: Nothing, what are あなた doing?
Gordon: You're standing. That's not doing nothing.
Hawkeye: あなた didn't answer my question.
Gordon: I don't have to. あなた lied to me.
Coffee Creme: If あなた really want to know what we're doing, we are standing によって a heater.
Gordon: And あなた gotta let me be there with you.
Hawkeye: Yeah, no. The heater is blowing a narrow section of warm air to us, and there's not enough room for you.
Gordon: Don't care *Pushes Coffee Creme*
Coffee Creme: Whoa! *Falls on heater*

The heater then broke

Gordon: Great, look what you've done.
Coffee Creme: あなた pushed me!
Gordon: あなた fell.
Coffee Creme: Because あなた pushed me.
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Sometimes, I feel like I'm the only ポニー who does the right thing here.

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Coffee Creme: I found a can *Takes can* Hmm.
Hawkeye: What is it?
Coffee Creme: 1943! These beans are from World War 2.
Hawkeye: That's also the 年 Percy started working for this railroad. I wonder how his dad is doing.

Meanwhile at Percy's dad's house

Dan: *On phone*
Operator: Hello?
Dan: Yes *Carrying toothpaste* I bought your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control. And it made me feel, like a piece of shit!

Back on the Union Pacific

Coffee Creme: Yeah, he's fine *Cooking beans*
Hawkeye: Man. *Yawns* I don't know why, but... I feel a little drowsy. *Falls asleep*
Coffee Creme: Pierce?! Oh no. *Runs off*

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Pete: *Walks in* Coffee Creme? What are あなた doing?
Coffee Creme: Pete. Hawkeye passed out, and now he turned into a ghost!
Pete: Impossible. I just saw him working at the train yards, which is Orion's job. Where is he anyway?
Coffee Creme: I don't know. *Hears banging noise* Wait a 分 *Runs into kitchen*
Pete: *Follows* Oh my god! There are beans everywhere!
Coffee Creme: *eating beans from can* 1943. A good 年 for beans.
Pete: あなた were cooking beans?!
Coffee Creme: Uh, yeah? Gordon pushed me into the heater here, and I had no other way to stay warm.
Pete: And where is Gordon?!

Inside the bathroom

Gordon: This is very warm. I'm so glad the both of us went in here.
Orion: Yes, I agree. *Hearing hoofsteps* We better get in the stalls. *Gets in stall*
Gordon: *Gets in stall*
Pete: *Arrives* Alright, come on out of those stalls!
Gordon & Orion: *Standing still*
Pete: *Knocking on stall door*
Gordon: *speaking with japanese accent* Herro? Reave me arone.
Pete: Is that あなた Orion?
Gordon: No, I am Sakutaki Konnichiwa. Now reave me arone so that I can poop in peace.
Pete: *Breaks stall door open*
Gordon: *standing on toilet* *Still speaking with a japanese accent* This is not what it rooks rike.

Episode 17

Hawkeye: Goodnight Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Goodnight Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: *Sits at table* Ah. *grabs pencil, and paper* Dear Father. How are you? It's been a while since I got your last message, and I decided to write back to you. We just got a new worker named Metal Gloss. She's an engineer just like me, and she kind of reminds me of my first クリスマス on the Union Pacific...

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Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative brakes* Don't crash, please!!

The chemical car slowly went towards a locomotive, and stopped.

Worker: Ah, thank goodness. For a moment I thought the car was going to expl-

The chemical car explodes

Worker: *Flying in air* AAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!

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Hawkeye: *sees three ponies walking towards them* Seems like our work is attracting a crowd.
Percy: *Sees ponies* Those are the ones that derailed this train.
Gangsters: *grab guns*
Hawkeye: They got guns!
Gangsters: *Shooting near Percy*
Percy: Get the revolver under your seat.
Hawkeye: There's a revolver under here? What kind of a railroad is this? *Grabs revolver*
Percy: Just do it.
Hawkeye: *Shoots three gangsters*

Episode 18

Pete: Gordon, I got a special job for you.
Gordon: Yes?
Pete: Work in the yards.
Gordon: No. I want to get that special train that Hawkeye is supposed to get.
Pete: Hawkeye, is that alright with you?
Hawkeye: No, I don't want クリスマス to be ruined によって the scrooge here.
Gordon: Hey, who are あなた calling a scrooge?
Pete: That's enough. Gordon, go work in the yards.
Gordon: *Sighs* Yes sir. *walks to train yard*

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Snowflake: Pete, we got a problem.
Pete: What is it?
Snowflake: It's Gordon. He took off in Hawkeye's train.
Pete: What the fuck? I told him not too.
Snowflake: Well, he did anyway.
Pete: We better find a way to get Gordon out.
Snowflake: I think I saw Pierce climb on one of the cars.
Pete: That's good. Now he just needs to get into the locomotive. From there he can stop the train, and get Gordon out. Then, from there Percy, and Jeff will arrive in a truck. Then, from there, Percy, and Jeff can take Gordon back to the train yard.
Snowflake: Then what happens.
Pete: Then, from there Gordon can get back to work, and get suspended until new year's day.

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Pete: *Finishes dealing cards* Alright, who's going to take cards?
Coffee Creme: trois s'il vous plaît
Pete: What?
Coffee Creme: Don't あなた speak french? I 発言しました three please.
Pete: My mistake *Gives Coffee creme three cards*
Hawkeye: Dos por favor.
Pete: Si. *gives Hawkeye two cards*
Coffee Creme: Oh, あなた understand spanish, but not french?
Pete: I know a lot of languages.
Percy: Keine Karten
Pete: No cards for Percy.
Coffee Creme: What was that?
Percy: German.

Episode 19

Hawkeye: Alrighty then. *Shows cards* Five kings.
Percy: How did あなた get five kings?
Hawkeye: I don't know, Jeff was dealing not me.
Coffee Creme: Four of a kind, aces.
Percy: Aw man I have only three of a kind.
Jeff: Alas, so do I.
Gordon: Royal flush.
Hawkeye: Well, there's no point in seeing what everyone else has, Gordon wins.
Everypony except Hawkeye, and Gordon: Aww!

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Pete: Who's fault was it?
Gordon: Red Rose.
Pete: Why?
Gordon: She told me to stop very quickly which caused the chemical car to explode.
Pete: I see. Red Rose, your side of the story.
Red Rose: Gordon was going too fast, and I told him to slow down, but he called me a worthless prick.
Gordon: I was only going ten miles an hour.
Pete: That's not too fast at all. Red Rose, you're fired.
Red Rose: あなた can't 火災, 火 me, I quit! I'm going to work for the Southern Pacific. *Leaves*

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Pete: Get ready, the train will be here soon.
Jordan: Those cameras are rolling, right.
Camerapony: *Filming* Yes.
Jordan: Good.
Orion: *Getting towards platform*
Jordan: *Waiting for train*
Camerapony: *Continues filming*
Orion: *slows train down*
Jordan: *Very happy*
Camerapony: *Filming train*
Orion: *stops train*
Passengers: *Walk out of train*
Jordan: Ok, we got enough film. Good work.
Camerapony: Alright. *Packing things up*
Pete: Where would あなた like to go next?
Jordan: Oh, we're finished.
Pete: What?
Jordan: Yeah, あなた provided us with a very perfect intro. Now we're going into Portland Oregon to film the rest of the video, but don't worry. We'll still be filming your trains. *Leaves*
Camerapony: *Follows*
Pete: *Walks to bench* Fucking liars.

Episode 20

It was a snowy 日 in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't あなた work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help to repair this locomotive.
Pete: What's wrong with it?
Gordon: Everything. It's a steam engine. I want a diesel engine!
Pete: Gordon, I'm working on that, but unless あなた want Hawkeye to bother you, I suggest あなた be patient.
Gordon: Fuck patience. I want to drive a diesel!
Pete: *Sighs* あなた never listen. *walks away*
Gordon: *Climbs in locomotive*
Pete: *About to enter station*
Gordon: *Blows whistle twice*
Pete: *Turns around* Oh, now あなた decide to do your work!
Gordon: *drives out of station* Hahahaha! I 愛 pissing off my boss. *Notices the cab* Aw, I left the fireman behind. Whatever, this engine burns oil anyway, so whatever. *drives faster*

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Pete: Now, please don't try to cause any trouble during your visit.
Gordon: あなた got it.
Michael: *Arrives*
Stylo: *Jumps onto platform from train*
Pete: Whoa. We got ourselves a little daredevil over here!
Stylo: *Laughes* I am a pegasus Mr. Reimer.

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Back in the yards, Gordon was driving his locomotive too fast.

Gordon: *Nearly derails passenger cars*
Passengers: Ah! Those cars nearly left the tracks.
Gordon: *Stops too quickly*

Everything in the passenger cars was airborne for a little while, and then they fell to the ground, and broke.

Passengers: *Entering train*
Gordon: *Uncouples locomotive from train*
Passengers: *sees debris* What is this?! Why are there broken plates in this car?
Gordon: Did I do that? *Gets back in locomotive, and drives away*
Michael: *Arrives at station* I think it's time to check on how Gordon's doing.
Passenger: Excuse me, there's broken plates all over the floor in every passenger car.
Michael: How is that possible?
Passenger: I think it had something to do with the switcher.
Michael: I'll speak to him right away.
Gordon: *Waiting in siding*
Michael: *Arrives* Were あなた switching a passenger train too fast?
Gordon: I wouldn't say too fast, but-
Michael: I don't like being lied to.
Gordon: I didn't know I was going too fast.

The End

Season 3 will begin before February
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 次 morning at Toby's house, Toby was getting ready to go to work.

Toby: That was a great time we had yesterday.
Twilight: Yes. I want to do that again tonight. This time, invite your フレンズ Tim, and Julia.
Toby: Okay. *Goes to the door, but looks at Twilight before he leaves* Remember, if you're in any kind of trouble, and あなた can't use your magic, try to make a phone call to my Captain, または Princess Celestia.
Twilight: I won't forget Toby. Thank you.
Toby: You're welcome. *Walks out of the house*
Brett: *In the back with two North Koreans*
Twilight: *Preparing herself a bowl of cereal*...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim and Julia were on patrol at the docks.

Julia: *Turns left at the docks*
Tim: Have あなた decided what kind of クリスマス 木, ツリー あなた wanted?
Julia: Something big, and fat.
Tim: I'll bet. Our shift ends in five minutes, so we'll go into Ponyville to find one of those.
Julia: *Turns left, and passes a police station, 火災, 火 house, and hospital*

A brand new Impala in light blue passed them.

Tim: Double line.
Julia: Yeah, I know. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 94: *Pulls over*
Julia: *Stops behind the car, and goes out to talk to the driver*
Tim: GT24, pulling over a light blue Chevrolet for passing...
continue reading...
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Once the darkness falls a new evil uprise.


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3rd Canterlot fast reaction camp.
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Lightning - ehhh the new prototype of S-Suit 2 failed.
Darkness - At least it didn't ended like S-Suit 1.5
Whiteheart - What happens?
Lightning - A guy got crushed によって power of his magic eventually breaking his skull.
Bluewave - Spooky.
Lightning - If S-Suit will work somehow...
Darkness - Elite Mark VII works right?
Lightning - Its only unworthy prototype but they have way to maneuver...
Officer - *walks to them* Bluewave and Darkness to ability test chamber now.
*they walk away*
Lightning - *looks on Whiteheart*
Whiteheart...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Smoky Joe: *Driving the train at 60* (When does the speed decrease? I want to crash the train.)
Stylo: Okay, we're gonna be heading up Sherman 丘, ヒル anytime soon.
Smoky Joe: What is the speed there?
Stylo: 50.
Smoky Joe: I have to tell あなた something.
Stylo: What is it?
Smoky Joe: I'm not slowing down. I'm going to make the train crash on purpose, because あなた made me stop in the train yard.
Stylo: あなた were going too fast.
Smoky Joe: I was going the right speed. Now I'm going to fuck things up.
Stylo:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than 虹 Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!

A few 分 later.

Pinkie Pie: *Standing 次 to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are あなた enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well 次 time Celestia is intoxicated, あなた should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that"...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadow 城 - Undead Realm
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Demon King - Sweet victory is in air...
Immortal Dvision Soldier - h-how ...
Demon King *slices Soldier* Silence fool...
Mare Demon - Do あなた wish to send troops to attack gate?
Demon King - First eliminate closest camp of enemy.
Mare Demon - As あなた wish my majesty.

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Closest camp
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Soldier #1 - Kids are our noblr killers, well we are dead

Soldier #2 - Why kids are in army.

Lightning - I like how people react to us... I really enjoy this fully.
Darkness - We sit here and wait for commands...
Whiteheart - Better for us...
*Explosion happens*
Bluewave - Medical bay...
Soldier...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:50 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The rest of the ponies that were going to work on the tracks arrived in different vehicles.

Jeff: Okay, I removed the bad rails while we were waiting for you. Nopony is in the signal tower, so Percy is operating the switches. Let's lay down the new rails, put in new spikes, then add the ballast. Everyone ready?
Railroad Ponies: Yes.
Jeff: Great. Let's get to work.
Railroad Ponies: *Moving フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして in a machine that lays down new rails*

It set down the new rails, and as a lever was pulled, spikes were put in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by Canada24
"And why the hell should I help any of you?" Ganger groaned.

"Because we heard of you.. Our interests are alike" 発言しました Rover, the lead Diamond dog.

"I'm not the one who got out smarted によって a little filly" Ganger mocked.

"S.. She kept whining!" Spot groaned.

"Your only proving my point" Ganger mocked.

"Look.. We might have a way to change あなた back from a changeling.. We've been secretly working on something over the years.. But it needs ゴールド in order to work" Rover told.

"Gold!?.. Who the hell designed that!?" Ganger mocked.

"Look.. あなた in または not!?" Rover cried.

"(sighs) Fine... I think I know to get gold" Ganger replied.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted によって the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 次 to her*

Gran Turismo...
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505 Commander - HQ this is 505 do あなた copy?
HQ - Copy that 505.
505 Commander - We are getting closer to Station G-41
HQ - Roger, proceed with caution.

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American and Canadian vessels.
16:30
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Cptn. Bridge - So... How we gonna do it?
Gen. Spectral - We get to Equestrian coast and swim with it then with air support we hit Russian destroyers and we aboard them.
Priv. Jackson - We gonna steal em eh? (Not trying to make a joke about Canadians... Totally...)
Cptn. Bridge - That's a plan... At least we have some free time...

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GEA HQ
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Informator - We have invitation from... GlobeX organisation....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 My OC Larry Wilcox stars as the main character, Tim Miller
My OC Larry Wilcox stars as the main character, Tim Miller
Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that 愛 cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal 通り, ストリート racers, または cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when あなた go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if あなた take a look at the map, あなた will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are 火災, 火 departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, 人気 for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...
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Sean arrived at the airbase with 虹 Dash, Master Sword, and Wind.

Wind: So, how did あなた get the name Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Wind: Well, all I can say is you're lucky not to be good at fishing.
Master Sword: Why?
Wind: Because then you'd be called Master Bait.
Master Sword: *Angry* あなた have no idea how many times ponies have told me that.
Sean: Enough. We need to focus on our job. Binoculars.
Rainbow Dash: *Gives Sean the binoculars*
Sean: *Looks at the airbase* Son of a bitch. There's three hundred of them, and they have 200 planes on that base. 50 bombers,...
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Eggman was getting two portals set up. One was in the sky, for the airplanes, and the other one was for the tanks.

Nazi: Everything is ready mien fuhrer.
Eggman: *Scowls at the Nazi* What did I just say?
Nazi: Sorry! Everything is ready doctor.
Eggman: Get those panzers rolling, and get the airplanes started. Bomb the shit out of everything!!
Nazis: *Starting their planes, and fly out of the base, heading towards the portal*
Wind: *Still in 虹 Dash's car* How far away is it? I'm bored.
Rainbow Dash: Here. *Gives Wind her cell phone* Take this, I got a few apps あなた might enjoy.
Wind: *Looks...
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Eggman was in Mobius when he heard about one of his barracks being destroyed によって Sean and 虹 Dash.

Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the ポニー Alliance.
Nazi: What do あなた want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. あなた are our leader.
Eggman: I want あなた to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, または just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do あなた want us to do?
Eggman: Make もっと見る tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they...
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#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sadren was driving to a scrapyard to kill Francis and Molly. However, he didn't notice Jon and Frank on their motorcycles.

Jon: Canterlot 15 Mary-3 and 4, we found one of the suspects from the bank robbery, it looks like he has two hostages with him. *Rides behind the car*
Frank: That other ポニー is holding on for life Jon.
Jon: We need to catch up before he falls off.
Sadren: *Turns right into the scrapyard, and stops the car, and stops near a crane*
Francis: What are we doing here?
Sadren: Your car will be hoisted into the air によって that クレーン in front of us. It picks up anything made out of metal,...
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posted by Canada24
Diamond Tiara: Everybody, I have an announcement!

Apple Bloom: Diamond Tiara! Think hard about the choice you're makin' right now!

Scootaloo: あなた can be a better pony!

Spoiled Rich: (out of nowhere) Diamond Tiara! I just happened to be here for the school board meeting, and this is what I see when we adjourn? My daughter associating with confused, insignificant lowlifes? Socializing with their kind is not how あなた 移動する up in Equestria! Come, Diamond Tiara!

Diamond Tiara: (finally stands up to her) No, mother!

Spoiled Rich: Excuse me?!

Diamond Tiara: You've spent your life 芝居 like a high horse...
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