posted by Seanthehedgehog
Percy, and Jeff were driving alongside the tracks in a truck. They soon saw Gordon.
Percy: Of course. Napping on the job.
Gordon: No, I broke my legs.
Jeff: Too bad. We're taking あなた back to the station.
Gordon: Aw, damnit!
Two hours later in Denver
Workers: *Loading train*
Hawkeye: *Looking at boxes getting loaded into train* What are in the boxes?
Workers: You'll find out tomorrow at the Cheyenne train station.
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in cab*
Hawkeye: I better get going. *returns to engine*
Meanwhile in Cheyenne
Pete: That was a very retarded thing for あなた to do.
Gordon: I don't give a fuck.
Pete: あなた are suspended from work until new year's day.
Gordon: Whatever. *walks away*
Percy: He's always getting suspended, isn't he?
Jeff: Well, we're going to get back to the servicing facility, and work on the engines.
Pete: Good for you. At least somepony actually cares about their work.
Two もっと見る hours later
Hawkeye: *Stops train at station*
Pete: How did it go?
Hawkeye: Good. Everything あなた asked for is all set.
Pete: Alright. Let's get everything out of the train then.
Workers: *Getting boxes out of train*
Pete: Are あなた excited to know what's in there?
Hawkeye: Yeah, I really want to know.
Pete: Well, I'll tell あなた guys tomorrow.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Pete: You've got no もっと見る work to do for now, why don't we play poker?
Hawkeye: Sounds good to me.
Pete: I'll make an announcement. *Walks to his office*
Hawkeye: *Sits on bench*
Pete: *Speaking in microphone* Attention, anypony that wishes to play poker may meet me in my office.
8 分 later, Pete, Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, Percy, and Jeff were playing poker. So far, Percy had もっと見る money then anyone.
Percy: Ok, one もっと見る round.
Hawkeye: How about もっと見る then one round? I'm nearly bankrupt here.
Percy: Maybe あなた guys can play もっと見る then one round, but I'm not. I am tired, and want to go home.
Pete: Alright, I'll deal this time *dealing cards*
Coffee Creme: *Counting money* Percy has fifteen dollars, Pete has fifty bits, I have four dollars, Pierce has eight dollars, and Jeff has one dollar, and fifty bits.
Pete: *Finishes dealing cards* Alright, who's going to take cards?
Coffee Creme: trois s'il vous plaît
Coffee Creme: Don't あなた speak french? I 発言しました three please.
Pete: My mistake *Gives Coffee creme three cards*
Hawkeye: Dos por favor.
Pete: Si. *gives Hawkeye two cards*
Coffee Creme: Oh, あなた understand spanish, but not french?
Pete: I know a lot of languages.
Percy: Keine Karten
Pete: No cards for Percy.
Coffee Creme: What was that?
Pete: Jeff, how many?
Jeff: Just one.
Pete: Ok, *gives Jeff one card* And I will take three *takes three cards* Let's start betting.
Coffee Creme: I'll go all in.
Hawkeye: All in? She put in four dollars, so I might as well too *Put in four dollars*
Jeff: I'll have to go all in as well *Puts $1.50 in*
Percy: You're going to regret doing that *Puts four dollars in*
Pete: *Puts fifty bits in* Alright, 表示する your cards.
Coffee Creme: Full house of tens, and queens.
Hawkeye: Full house of kings, and queens.
Jeff: Aw fiddlesticks. Only three of a kind.
Percy: Four of a kind, and they're all aces.
Pete: あなた might've won every round so far, but this one is all mine. Royal flush.
Hawkeye: How is that possible?
Pete: Good instincts. Now, it's time for us to go home.
次 morning, when everypony arrived at the station, it was decorated in クリスマス lights, and a sign hung from the roof saying Merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: Oh, I get it. Those decorations were in the boxes that we brought over here.
Coffee Creme: They're so magnificent.
Pete: What do あなた think?
Hawkeye: It's beautiful sir. It really is.
January 1, 1953
Hawkeye: *Finishing up letter* None of us got any presents, but we didn't care. Those decorations were amazing, we were together, and Gordon was suspended from work.
Your son, Pierce Hawkins.
On the 次 episode of Ponies On The Rails
A safety video gets filmed on the Union Pacific.