-Entree-

Luna winced as the door clicked behind her, she gave a weak smile as Celestia looked at her with disappointment. She pouted and sat down, when she was comfortable she spoke, "Have あなた been waiting long dear sister?"

Luna started to sweat, it was the third time she's been late to ディナー this week and the 15th time this month! Celestia was going to banish her to the moon! または worse, make her miss desser-

"Nah not thaaaaat long really...!" Celestia slurred trying her best to seem normal, "Sis? あなた alright?" Luna asked staring at her sister with a creased eyebrow and a concerned look on her face.

"I dunno... I just.." Celestia started, only to be interrupted によって a hiccup which had escaped her mouth mid-sentence, "I went ta Ponyville and..." another hiccup came out before she could continue, after a brief moment she started again, "That Berrypunch... She's got the good stuff ya know?"

Luna gasped, "Sister why were あなた visiting Ponyville and- did あなた say Berrypunch?!" "Yup!" "The alcohol salesmare?! Sis..."

She sighed, "You're drunk, are あなた not?" Celestia smiled, "I wouldn't say thaaaaat...." Luna massaged her temples, "Fine. あなた need rest! The sooner we finish our meals the sooner あなた go to bed."

She called over one of the royal chefs and whispered in their ear, the chef nodded excitedly and hurried off to the kitchen. She glanced at her drunk sister, 'This is going to be a long night..' She thought trying to smile.

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Luna was very relieved when the Entree arrived, Everfree Salad! She levitated some 虹 sauce in front of her carefully 読書 the label. It read: Rainbow Sauce: Extremely hot! Only use small amounts! She twisted the キャップ and tipped the bottle over the salad, one drop, two drops, three drops. She mixed the sauce around and took a bite, perfect!

Celestia grabbed the bottle off Luna, "Gimmeh!" She ordered, "Tia, it's very hot, don't put too much in!"

"Kk.." 発言しました Celestia as she tipped the bottle over her salad, "It's broken!" Celestia complained, "Nothing is coming out!" Her curiosity shifted to anger as the Princess slammed the bottle's bottom quite hard, "Tia I think..." Luna started, "Shut up, I got this!" Then Celestia pounded the poor bottle with all her might!

Blam!

虹 sauce covered Celestia and her salad, "I was going to say that, the キャップ was still on..." Luna sighed, "I'll get a towel and-" "No!" Celestia shouted pushing Luna back into her seat, "I'll lick it off!" "Sis, don't!" "I will!!!!" "Nononono!"

Celestia stuck her tongue out at Luna and ate all of her サラダ in one big gulp, she then licked down the 表, テーブル and used her tongue (somehow) as a washing cloth for her face.

"Lunaaaaa!" "Yes?"

"HOT"

Luna smiled and used her magic to separate the 虹 sauce from her own サラダ then tipped some into Celestia's empty bowl, "Ok, there あなた go, wash the flavour down with that."

Celestia finished the サラダ quite quickly and frowned, "What's up with ya and those stallions?!"

"Stallions?!"

"Don't play innocent with meh! I know your like... Going bam bam with em!"

"Bam bam?" Luna half asked half exclaimed,

"Yea! あなた even had a child!"

"Sis, I haven't had child, 'gone bam bam' if あなた will または seen any stallions lately!"

"Then explain Blueblood!"

"Blueblood?"

"Yea!"

Luna took a deep breath, "Who is Blueblood?"

"A unicorn claiming to be my nephew! How didn't ya know that?!"

"Never heard of him. He must be lying."

"Yea I'll ring up Molestia she'll punish him..."

"Molestia? Is that an imaginary friend?"

"I dunno! Shut up!"

"Whatever...?"

Luna beckoned the same chef from before and yet again whispered in their ear, much to the chef's delight. Luna sighed, the main course was next.

-Main Course-

"Cloud cheese, bananas and Green エンドウ, エンドウ豆 pie, with fully alcoholic 林檎, アップル cide-" Luna nudged the waiter and gave him a stern look, "I mean with Carrot 上, ページのトップへ Tea!" The waiter levitated the Cider away and replaced it with tea, making Luna nod in an approving way.
Luna gently cut open the pie and took a slice out, she then dipped it in the cheese a had a taste, "Mhmmm!" She mumbled enjoying the sensational flavour that only a royal chef could create. She swallowed after a while and started to speak, "That's great! What do あなた think Celestia?" She 発言しました starting to peal a banana, "Celestia?"
"Mhmhnnhg!" The princess exclaimed with her mouth stuffed with a green mixture, "Don't talk with your mouth full Celestia!" Luna pouted almost throwing up at the princess's horrible manners. "Blah blah blah!" 発言しました Celestia going out of her way to force Luna to see the revolting mixture inside her mouth.
"Yuck." Exclaimed Luna after she took a bite of her banana. "Just eat your food."
Celestia swallowed hard then burped.
'It's like dinning with a two 年 old!' Luna thought as she took another bite of her banana, "Hey!" Luna shouted as Celestia ストール, 盗んだ away her pie before engulfing it. "Ha! あなた lose!" Celestia teased sticking her tongue out.
She then sat with her arms crossed hiccuping every now and then. Luna enjoyed the silence and poured some tea, she took a grateful sip. Finally she could enjoy her- pie... She looked at Celestia's plate. Her pie was still there. Well what was left of it anyway. She pointed to the window, "Look! Twilight!"
It worked the mare was so drunk she spent a couple of 分 scanning the window trying to find Twilight. At last she realised Twilight wasn't there, "Hey! That's not Twilight! That's a window!" Celestia grumbled, "Where did my pie go?!"
"I don't know." Luna giggled, "Maybe that guard took it." She 発言しました pointing at a pegasus in full uniform guarding the door.
To make a long story short: it took seventeen guards to get Celestia off the poor guy.
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"My apologies sir," Luna smiled trying to get the guard to forgive Celestia for what she had done, "It won't happen again, I promise." The guard winced, "I sure it was an accident." 'This ディナー was an accident' thought Luna as she helped the guard get into the hospital cart, "Get well soon!" She called after him as he was dragged away.
"Ouch!" Celestia shouted, "My hair!" Luna dragged Celestia によって her hair outside the dining room. "Listen, we were extremely lucky that stallion was good-hearted! If he wasn't あなた would be all over the papers: "Our Ruler, Is She A Hero または A Monster?" Your little fight would be everywhere! Now please make it through the rest of the meal, without breaking anymore laws." Celestia pouted, "Fine! Lemme have some もっと見る of the good stuff Berrypunch got me first though!" "No!" Luna said, "Come on. We have other things to discuss."
When they had both found their seats Luna pulled out a clipboard and read off it, "Someponies want Equestria to be a democracy, hmmm.... What do あなた say?" "I say they can take their democracy and shove it up their-" "Moving on, there's a 食 shortage, any ideas?" "Ask the griffon kingdom for help." Luna nodded that was a very good answer, "Ok, the Equestria games is coming up, should performance enhancers stay illegal?" "Naaah"
Luna rolled her eyes and wrote down:
•No democracy
•Ask griffons for help on 食 shortage
•Performance enhancers stay illegal
She handed the clipboard to one of the guards and asked them to run it up to Celestia's office. She'll see it when she's sober again.
The chef came over and asked if they wanted dessert. Luna nodded and asked for it to be a surprise as long as there was no alcohol in it, the chef agreed and hurried off to the kitchen.
'Thank the moon ディナー is over soon.' Luna thought gratefully.

-Dessert-

The bowls clacked against the 表, テーブル as the waiters sat them down.
"Apple crumble with fresh cream!" The waiter declared before hurrying off to 登録する the other chefs in washing up.
"Mmmm! This will be nice!" Luna 発言しました as she levitated her spoon, with a gentle flick the デザート was in her mouth. It was very good. The best even! Her eyes wandered over to Celestia who was sleeping?
"Tia?" Luna 発言しました nudging her sister, "Out cold."
She levitated her sister onto her back and stumbled out of the room, "Luna? I feel bad.." "Shshh, I'm getting あなた to bed. Your just tired."
The light of the moon shined onto Luna as she crept down the hallway that led to a large staircase. Luna concentrated, in a matter of 秒 she had teleported Celestia and herself up the staircase.
At the 上, ページのトップへ was a door which she nudged open, the room was very warm.
She found Celestia's ベッド and placed her on 上, ページのトップへ of it. She then covered Celestia up with her blankets.
"Goodnight Celestia."
"Mhmmm... Goodnight...." Celestia mumbled before drifting into a deep sleep.








-Epilogue: Breakfast-

"Luna?"
Luna's bedroom door creaked open to reveal Celestia who walked into Luna's room, "I'm sorry for last night."
She blushed, "I'm so embarrassed!"
Luna giggled, "It was kind of funny!"
"I guess so. But I want to make it up to you. Maybe over some breakfast?"
"I dunno..."
"But that's it. I ordered デザート for breakfast."
"Tia your the best!" Luna exclaimed!