posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was running to the car, and soon he heard one of the enemies shout..
US Soldier: HEY!! There's no ammo for the ベース cannon!
Mirage: Oh damnit, it's in the car!
Fenix: It's not like him to forget the three of us.
US soldiers: *shooting at Con*
Captain: Shoot the tires!!
Tara: What's going on?
Captain: We have an intruder, but it's heading away from your train.
Tara: Alright then. Proceed.
Engineer: *pulls out of station*
The wheels slipped, but soon the engine was out of the station, and was puffing down the line
Con: I have to chase that train
US soldiers: *shoot all four tires*
Engineer: *passes crossing*
Con: *drives onto train tracks*
Engineer: *drinving train past signalbox*
Signalman: *waits for train to pass*
Engineer: *gets entire train past*
Signalman: *notices Con* A car with trainwheels?! *switches tracks*
Con: *gets 次 to train* I have to get on that train. *grabs umbrella*
What Con did was put the umbrella on the gas pedal, to keep the car moving while he was getting onto the train. But suddenly...
train driver: *blows horn*
Con: *gets on train*
train driver: *hits Con's car*
Con: *enters train car*
sword pony: *throwing knives*
Con: (He's good. Too good)
US ponies: *walking to train car*
US ポニー 1: Where's the bomb?
sword pony: In the ベース cannon.
US ポニー 2: We don't have any ammunition for the cannon, so once we get everything set up, we leave.
sword pony: あなた can defuse the bomb right?
US ポニー 1: Unfortunately none of us know how to defuse the bomb.
sword pony: That's perfect! What an intelligent army あなた have!!
US ポニー 1: It's not my army.
US ポニー 2: It belongs to Tara. あなた know who she is?
sword pony: Yeah.
US ponies: Blame her. *leave*
Sword pony: *gets もっと見る knives* Wonderful.
Sword pony: Who are you?
Con: Someone that can defuse the bomb. Sadly though あなた won't live to see that *grabs gun*
sword pony: *throws knives*
Con: *dodges knives*
sword pony: *grabs sword*
Con: *shoots sword pony*
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