D: Why is this happening?!
Trucker: *pushes Pinkie Pie's car*
Pinkie Pie: What the? *looks behind her* こんにちは STOP!!
Trucker: *doesn't stop*
Pinkie Pie: *puts car in reverse*
The big rig kept pushing Pinkie Pie's car closer to the crossing until the end of the train arrived. Pinkie then drove off the road letting the truck pass.
After nearly getting killed again Pinkie Pie decided to drive slow, and avoid the truck, but that didn't work out. She saw the truck in front of her, and decided to stop at a gas station.
station attendant: Hello ma'am. What can I do for you?
Pinkie Pie: Full tank, and a new radiator hose.
station attendant: Sure thing.
trucker: *pulls over*
Pinkie Pie: Do あなた have a telephone I can use?
station attendant: Yeah, it's over there *points at telephone booth* Feel free to look at my snakes if あなた have time.
Pinkie Pie: *walks to booth looking at snakes* What a cool place for a telephone booth.
Trucker: *revs truck*
operator: Hello can I help you?
Pinkie Pie: Get me the police.
trucker: *drives toward Pinkie Pie*
Police sgt: Hello?
Pinkie Pie: I'd like to レポート a truck driver that's been endangering my life!
Police sgt: What is he driving?
Pinkie Pie: OH GOD *runs out*
trucker: *smashes phone booth*
station attendant: WHAT THE 干し草, 乾草 ARE あなた DOING?!!?
trucker: *driving in circles*
Pinkie Pie: *runs toward car*
trucker: *drives toward Pinkie*
Pinkie Pie: *drives away*
Pinkie Pie left the gas station without paying, and did not get her new radiator hose. She decided to hide from the trucker, and her plan worked. The big rig drove past, while the driver did not notice Pinkie's car.
Pinkie Pie: The highway is all your's pal. I'm going to wait here for an hour, and the police will get you. Even if they don't, I'll be far away from you. I can't wait to get back home, then I'll be back with Mr. & Mrs. Cake with Pound, and Pumpkin. One of them will be bound to ask me, "Hi Pinkie Pie, did あなた have a nice trip?" I just want to get those ingredients, and go home.
Eventually Pinkie Pie fell asleep, and after 65 分 she heard a horn.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy 表示する that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank あなた everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank あなた very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.
The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.
Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help あなた officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. あなた know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song: link
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958
Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*
This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....
