(ich hatte langeweile und habe mir mal ein mieses englisches schimpfwort ausgedacht)
Fucking-stupid-sluttish-slut-of-a-whorish-bitch-slut-brat-who-would-do-josh-schwartz-just-to-get-a-bad-payed-role-dealing-with-a-fucked-up-character-everybody-likes-in-the-beginning-but-then-got-only-bad-and-humiliating-storiylines-so-that-the-character-got-hard-and-hollow-or-just-ended-up-with-some-pitty-of-a-boyfriend-fucking-around-and-not-caring-for-her-feelings-a-second-until-he-looses-her-and-gets-her-again-and-loses-her-again-because-his-character-is-fucked-up-too-and-her-character-is-probably-going-to-die-or-getting-pregnant-from-some-random-stranger-in-the-end-anyway-and-after-her-damn-chareer-making-friends-with-mrs-damm-just-to-get-her-fashion-knowledge-skrewed-up-and-then-bonding-with-karin-fucking-annoying-whore-to-be-naive-and-stupid-and-sluttish-together-just-to-probably-get-killed-along-with-her-or-ending-up-marring-a-lama-which-spits-in-her-face-every-moring-as-a-way-to-say-''whoa-how-could-I-get-married-to-such-a-stupid-neurotic-bitch,-I-can't-belive-I-didn't-listen-to-my-lama-parents-how-can-I-get-rid-of-her?''-and-after-killing-her-poor-innocent-lama-husband-getting-pregnant-from-pettersson-without-a-real-name-or-findus-nobody-really-knows-this-probably-both-and-burying-her-newly-born-cat-finne-slut-baby-in-peter-lustigs-not-so-funny-fun-corner-just-to-finally-get-head-shotted-by-a-damn-cool-muckla-in-hunnululu
(okay jetzt hat mein video gerendert, mag jemand für mich weiter schreiben? :D wenn ihr aggressionen habt oder SV rendert oder SV gerade NICHT rendert und ihr deswegen aggressiv seit schreibt bitte weiter :D)
Fucking-stupid-sluttish-slut-of-a-whorish-bitch-slut-brat-who-would-do-josh-schwartz-just-to-get-a-bad-payed-role-dealing-with-a-fucked-up-character-everybody-likes-in-the-beginning-but-then-got-only-bad-and-humiliating-storiylines-so-that-the-character-got-hard-and-hollow-or-just-ended-up-with-some-pitty-of-a-boyfriend-fucking-around-and-not-caring-for-her-feelings-a-second-until-he-looses-her-and-gets-her-again-and-loses-her-again-because-his-character-is-fucked-up-too-and-her-character-is-probably-going-to-die-or-getting-pregnant-from-some-random-stranger-in-the-end-anyway-and-after-her-damn-chareer-making-friends-with-mrs-damm-just-to-get-her-fashion-knowledge-skrewed-up-and-then-bonding-with-karin-fucking-annoying-whore-to-be-naive-and-stupid-and-sluttish-together-just-to-probably-get-killed-along-with-her-or-ending-up-marring-a-lama-which-spits-in-her-face-every-moring-as-a-way-to-say-''whoa-how-could-I-get-married-to-such-a-stupid-neurotic-bitch,-I-can't-belive-I-didn't-listen-to-my-lama-parents-how-can-I-get-rid-of-her?''-and-after-killing-her-poor-innocent-lama-husband-getting-pregnant-from-pettersson-without-a-real-name-or-findus-nobody-really-knows-this-probably-both-and-burying-her-newly-born-cat-finne-slut-baby-in-peter-lustigs-not-so-funny-fun-corner-just-to-finally-get-head-shotted-by-a-damn-cool-muckla-in-hunnululu
(okay jetzt hat mein video gerendert, mag jemand für mich weiter schreiben? :D wenn ihr aggressionen habt oder SV rendert oder SV gerade NICHT rendert und ihr deswegen aggressiv seit schreibt bitte weiter :D)
LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES...(IF あなた ARE CHINESE, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS OFFENSIVELY...IT IS ONLY FOR HUMOR) あなた MUST READ THIS OUT LOUD...
1 - THAT'S NOT RIGHT...Sum Ting Wong
2 - ARE あなた HARBORING A FUGITIVE...Wai Yu Hai Ding
3 - SEE ME ASAP...Kum Hia
4 - STUPID MAN...Dum Fuk
5 - SMALL HORSE...Tai Ni Po Ni
6 - DID あなた GO TO THE BEACH...Wai Yu So Tan
7 - I BUMPED THE COFFEE TABLE...Ai Bang Mai Fa King Ni
8 - I THINK あなた NEED A FACE LIFT...Chin Tu Fat
9 - IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE...Wai So Dim
10 - I THOUGHT あなた WERE ON A DIET...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11 - THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE...No Pah King
12 - OUT MEETING IS SCHEDULED FOR 次 WEEK...Wai Yu Kum Now
13 - STAYING OUT OF SIGHT...Lei Ying Lo
14 - HE'S CLEANING HIS AUTOMOBILE...Wa Shing Ka
15 - YOUR BODY ODOR IS OFFENSIVE...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16 - GREAT!...Fa King Su Pa
1 - THAT'S NOT RIGHT...Sum Ting Wong
2 - ARE あなた HARBORING A FUGITIVE...Wai Yu Hai Ding
3 - SEE ME ASAP...Kum Hia
4 - STUPID MAN...Dum Fuk
5 - SMALL HORSE...Tai Ni Po Ni
6 - DID あなた GO TO THE BEACH...Wai Yu So Tan
7 - I BUMPED THE COFFEE TABLE...Ai Bang Mai Fa King Ni
8 - I THINK あなた NEED A FACE LIFT...Chin Tu Fat
9 - IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE...Wai So Dim
10 - I THOUGHT あなた WERE ON A DIET...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11 - THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE...No Pah King
12 - OUT MEETING IS SCHEDULED FOR 次 WEEK...Wai Yu Kum Now
13 - STAYING OUT OF SIGHT...Lei Ying Lo
14 - HE'S CLEANING HIS AUTOMOBILE...Wa Shing Ka
15 - YOUR BODY ODOR IS OFFENSIVE...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16 - GREAT!...Fa King Su Pa
Female come backs
Man: Where have あなた been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen あなた someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this シート, 座席 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if あなた sit down.
Man: Your place または mine?
Woman: Both. あなた go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do あなた do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: こんにちは baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do あなた like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would あなた stay there?
Man: If I could see あなた naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw あなた naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Where have あなた been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen あなた someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this シート, 座席 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if あなた sit down.
Man: Your place または mine?
Woman: Both. あなた go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do あなた do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: こんにちは baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do あなた like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would あなた stay there?
Man: If I could see あなた naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw あなた naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.