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Maximum Ride 質問

Ways to kill Dylan...

My idea:

1. He gets dressed up in a poofy ピンク prom dress and goes to the girl's bathroom at a 木, ツリー convention. Tree-hugger girls get mad at him for using toilet poaper so they throw him in a lake of メープル, カエデ syrup where he is eaten によって evil she-ducks who think he is a kumquat.

2. He gets blown up.

Your guys' ideas?
 Me_Iz_Here posted 1年以上前
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bella1456 said:
あなた could:
A. Chop off his wings while asleep and then push him off an airplane.

B. Drop a very overweight woman on him when he least expects it.

C. When he TRIES to キッス Max, run up and stab him in the back.
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posted 1年以上前 
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B...lol. sadly, that could be me.
Me_Iz_Here posted 1年以上前
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I like C....
Sandfire_Paiger posted 1年以上前
emilyroxx said:
Tell Max that Dylan hacked Fang's blog and 投稿されました MAX <3 DYLAN on everything.
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posted 1年以上前 
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lolz!!! hahaha! i laughed very loundly.
zoeylightning12 posted 1年以上前
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That's perfect!!
Maxride456 posted 1年以上前
Bananaaddict said:
XD He IS a kumquat!
1. Dylan is magically transported into the world of Angry Birds. The birds mistake him for a green pig, so they fling themselves at him. It is inevitable that he dies.
2. Gazzy dares Dylan to eat the オレンジ that's been sitting on my キッチン counter for weeks. He dies from a seizure.
3. Dylan is trampled to death によって Fang's millions of fangirls. Enough said.
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posted 1年以上前 
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help...I can't stop laughing! not kidding!
Me_Iz_Here posted 1年以上前
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Its MY lightnining! Too bad!!! mwahaha!! oh あなた want lightning?
Dovemoon posted 1年以上前
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If the only option is C, then I am availible.!
Sandfire_Paiger posted 1年以上前
18wanda said:
I still like Dylan. Fang should die for being so unpredictable all the time. Oh wait. Leaving the flock is actually quite predictable these days.
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posted 1年以上前 
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NO! I 愛 Fang.
Me_Iz_Here posted 1年以上前
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I don't 愛 Fang...but I do hate Dylan!
Bananaaddict posted 1年以上前
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FANG IS MAX'S SOUL MATE!!! He'll be with her at the end (I hope)
Juliet_Drangerx posted 1年以上前
colorfulssmile said:
LOLOL I have a way to kill him off...but it's kinda too long to put on here XD Here's the link:

link

(C) GaleLover94. Do not plagiarize. Thanks :D
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posted 1年以上前 
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lawlz, i didn't read all of it, but all the book crossovers are hilarious.
Me_Iz_Here posted 1年以上前
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lol thanks XD
colorfulssmile posted 1年以上前
LavenderBrown said:
1. Destroyed によって Gazzy. あなた don't want to know how...
2. Killed によって Max once she realizes that he read her diary and wrote Dylan is EPIC!!!!! On every page since she met him.
3. My tiny, fluffy Maltese's rip him to death.
4. Nudge talks him to death.

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posted 1年以上前 
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SPOILER ALERT!!!
Meggiegal14 posted 1年以上前
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How?
LavenderBrown posted 1年以上前
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NUGE & GAZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Maxride456 posted 1年以上前
Meggiegal14 said:
y would u want to kill him thats sooo wrong!!!
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posted 1年以上前 
HuddyLover1 said:
1.Max cooks for him
2.Have a house drop on him like the evil witch
thats all for now and for your 回答 to why BECAUSE WE CAN AND HE SHOULD
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posted 1年以上前 
StarHeart said:
this is a mean topic. :( i 愛 dylan!i think hes
sweet.i used to like fang but now i dont after he
replaced max with MAYA(max's clone)So yeah i like
dylan!
P.S its my opinion
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posted 1年以上前 
randomnesss said:
1) shoot him in the head
2) behead him
3) Fang kills him :D
4) fangirls attack

I 愛 this topic~
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posted 1年以上前 
rosiedude said:
1)Send him to the world of Percy Jackson with Snakes on his head
2)Stuff him under my ベッド (you don't want to know)
3)remove all mirrors from sight for weeks
4)lock him in a closet with Gazzy after giving him extra 豆 burritos
5)lock him in same closet w/ Nudge after giving her 20 cups of coffee
6)set me on him
=)
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posted 1年以上前 
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