Like any mammal that's sensitive, kind and loving the manatee is subject to addiction.

And like クモ, スパイダー monkeys they are addicted to Tab.

Not the citrus goodness of Fresca. But the cola sweetness of Tab.

And yes, they still make the stuff.

An アイコン from the 70’s, Tab is big stuff with manatees. あなた can spot addicted manatees because their belches smell like Tab and they wear ベル bottom jeans. They also like the
”Twilight” book series.

So 次 time you’re walking in the park and the sun sets be sure you’re not walking 次 to a salt water lake with a can of Tab.

あなた might get boogie-oogied out of it によって a 1200 lb fish.