Will anyone Participate in a new Competition in the フォーラ section of this ロスト fansite?

リスペクト are up for grabs and i will keep up the competition...

The competition is who can come up with the best 説明 または response to an event the losties had to deal with.

This week it is JUST LOOKED AT THE CENSUS AND ETHAN WAS NEVER ON THE PLANE!

EXAMPLES OF RESPONSES..
Thats so scary (really lame will not win)
Seriously? Whats everyone worried about? Its not like his going to hang anyone によって the neck to die または anything! (something like this might win, has to be original but true! sarcasim always welcome!)