Lord Voldemort

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First of all, let me point out that it is によって no means an attempt to justify または excuse Dark Lord’s actions, merely an attempt to understand them and his motives. It is also strongly influenced によって existentialism and my slightly fatalistic mood.

Following Sartre’s “Man is fully responsible for his nature and his choices” it’s easy to say that the Dark Lord “ made all the wrong choices" i.e. he could have been a Minister for Magic, an ingenious inventor または a celebrity, but chose, and therefor became, the most powerful Dark Wizard of all time. True, it is Tom Marvolo...

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How to annoy, agitate, または freak out Lord Voldemort.
WARNING: Attempt these at your own risk. 作者 is not responsible for any deaths または torture from trying these.

1. Tell him that Bellatrix is waiting for him to propose.

2. Tell him that Harry is in 愛 with him.

3. Write an apology letter to the Daily Prophet that looks as though it's from him.

4. Turn his Dark Mark into a tatoo of a kitten.

5. Ask him just WHEN did he last take a shower?

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Tom Riddle, aslo know as Lord Voldemort, was in Slytherin. But should he have been?

Slytherin is for pure bloods only, just as Gryfindor is the brave. The sorting hat has 発言しました so every time we hear it's song. But didn't in the Chamber of Secrets Voldemort's memory of himself that was trapped in the diary addmit that he had a muggle father. And in the the Goblet of 火災, 火 the Riddle's had a muggle gardener. So what gives?

But if he hadn't been in Slytherin, which house would he have been in? Slytherin was for bad people. But not all pure bloods are bad, like Ronald...

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse または Generally Scare Lord Voldemort
Sure-fire ways to get yourself killed, または at least Crucio'd round the block and back again

(I didn't write it, it's from an e-mail)


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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up によって 歌う ビーチ Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

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i 愛 making these 一覧 things.. so recently i found one someone else made on mugglenet.com :D:D
I 愛 it.. and it won't work as a link lol.

101 ways to annoy voldemort

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up によって 歌う ビーチ Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

Original movie costumes and Horcruxes used によって the dark wizard in the Harry Potter 映画 on display

によって提出されました jasonhollywood １年以上前

The daily musings of the Dark Lord, doomed to live among Muggles.

によって提出されました laughingwild １年以上前

によって提出されました madulvoriddle １年以上前