Another version of "You know your an LOTR ファン when..."

Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
You can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
You have a decided opinion on the 質問 of the two Glorfindels.
You understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, あなた must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But あなた mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
You know...

The Lord of the Rings is an epic high ファンタジー novel written によって philologist J.R.R Tolkien. The story began as a sequel to Tolkien's earlier, less complex children's ファンタジー novel The Hobbit (1937), but eventually developed into a much larger work. It was written in stages between 1937 and 1949, much of it during World War II. Although generally known to readers as a trilogy, Tolkien initially intended it as one volume of a two volume set, with the other volume to be The Silmarillion; however, the publisher was not interested in the 秒 volume and in 1954-5 printed The Lord of the Rings as...