Paris had two apples. She cut them up and sold them at an 林檎, アップル slice stand, and made enough loot to buy four apples. She kept doing that. Now Paris has one million apples. 林檎, アップル Computers was so impressed, they gave Paris a one-billion-dollar deal to be their spokesperson. Now Paris is RICHRICHRICH!!

Linds had two apples. She fermented them into jailhouse wine and guzzled it. Now Linds has nothing, so she borrowed もっと見る apples from a "good friend for years". She never paid back the apples, so now Linds has debt. She blamed the debt on a black kid. Now the black kid is suing Linds for one billion dollars.

See the parallels? Neither does Linds. または DUIna.