What would あなた do if L（デスノート） tried to キッス you?

Honestly, this would be my literal DREAM!

Me: *Blushing...like A LOT!*
L: Oh! I-I'm sorry! I've never kissed anyone before!
Me: *Grabs 襟, 首輪 of his shirt* Well I guess you're going to need a bit of practice