1# Scream, "Sebastian is just too sexy, Sebastian is just too sexy!"
2# Every time he serves 食 say, "There's a spot right there."
3# Whenever あなた see a spider, kill it in front of Claude.
4# Invite Grell over to crush on Claude (in exchange for one 時 with Sebastian alone).
5# Ask him if he likes Hannah and wants to adopt the triplets.
6# Run around the mansion nude and yell at Claude, "WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES??"
7# Come ホーム with a cat and name it Sebastian.
8# Hug Claude and never let him go.
9# Throw a party and have everyone dress up like cats.
10# Tell Claude that his crochet needle and stuff has been eaten によって a cat.
11# Ask Claude constantly, "Are あなた a sadist, are あなた a sadist?"
12# Ask Claude to pose on his ベッド shirtless.
13# Tell Claude, "Sebastian makes better お茶, 紅茶 than you!" every 日 when its お茶, 紅茶 time.
14# Scream the 秒 あなた wake up, "I wanna form a contract with Sebastian, he's hotter!"
15# Ask Claude,"Sssssoooo, how long have あなた and Hannah been going out? Aren't the Triplets adorable?"
16# Ask Claude to start wipping あなた every time あなた use the bathroom.
17# Tell Claude to dress up as a cat and purr while shaking his butt.
18# Dump a litter of 子猫 into Claude's room and say あなた wanted to start a family.
19# Ask Claude if in his true form he really is as hairy as a spider.
20# Scream, "You must be retarded to fight with キッチン utensils.”
21# Tell the Triplets to start caressing Claude for no reason.
22# Ask Claude to take of his clothes and then say "Ole!" every time Alois walks by.
23# Stare at Claude without saying anything for as long as あなた can.
24# Every time あなた see Claude, burst into laughter and slap him on the back.
25# Hang up a picture of Sebastian in Claude's room and say (when he confronts you) "Aw, あなた know he's your BAE homie!" and then skip away 歌う My Little Homie.
26# Throw holy water at him and yell, "Get clean あなた demon!!!"
27# Ask Claude if he can give あなた a piggy back ride around the world saying, "Yes your highness”, the whole time.
28# Exchange all of Claude's clothes for ピンク tu-tu's with ネコ on them.
29# Ask Claude what's the weather up there every time あなた see him (since he's really tall XD)
30# Tell Claude to take a nap while あなた take a walk in the gardens- in actuality あなた go and shave all his hair off and leave a note によって his ベッド saying: What shampoo did あなた use??? Too bad あなた don't have any hair now.
35# Ask Claude if he wears underwear.
36# Tell Sebastian and Ciel to come over and talk about cats.
37# Tell Claude to シャワー with you.
38# Say to Claude, "Don't あなた wish that あなた were so hot like me?" and say it over and over.
39# Lick yourself all over while in Claude's presence.
40# Jump on Alois's ベッド right after Claude makes it.
41# Squeal like a little girl every time Claude looks at you.
42# Play 'Poker Face' every time Claude passes you.
43# Burst into Claude's room and say, "Dance with me あなた hot piece of guy"
44# Ask "Why" to everything Claude says.
45# Every time Claude serves あなた tea, say (in a british accent), "Why are あなた so proper?" then pour the お茶, 紅茶 all over Claude and break the お茶, 紅茶 pot.
46# Ask Claude why he put the Faustian Contract on Alois's tongue, then say, "Dude, that's wrong on so many levels."
47# Cry the whole 日 non-stop while screaming, "Why あなた not mine Claude Baby?"
48# Say to Claude every time あなた see him, "Don't あなた wish あなた were as hot as Sebastian?"
49# Get onto Alois's ベッド and say, "Hot Lips, Dirty Hips, Sexy Smile, Sebby Style" while talking in a Dracula Accent.
50# Tell Claude that the reason he's not hot is because he's secretly a vampire and that Sebastian will always be hotter (not to mention sexier) than him even if he was Sebastian (LOL).

If あなた do happen to still be alive (or just really really like this article) give me a thumbs up and send my 愛 to Claude. あなた may be アヒル, 鴨 taped to Sebastian going a ship to Africa if you're lucky enough XD!