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And, to make it clear, this is a work of fiction that follows a conversation between Summit Entertainment’s Senior Vice President for Worldwide Publicity, Vivian Mayer-Siskind, and the agent of Kristen Stewart — Ken Kaplan. It is also, partially, a parody of the infamous Christian “Batman” Bale rant on the ターミネーター Salvation set.
SEQ 01. INT. OFFICE. A woman in a suit is gripping the phone as she paces agitatedly across the floor.
SUMMIT PUBLICITY MANAGER Kristen has been f—ing asked the...