1. あなた go out of your way to get all the materials あなた need for a Brilliant Bopper.

2. You'd do anything to get ahold of his Levitating Loafers.

3. あなた want a spyglass. BADLY.

4. あなた live によって two quotes: "Never underestimate the power of research," and "Everything happens for a reason."

5. あなた write fanfictions about あなた and Klaus together.

6. あなた always キッス him on the lips in the end of ALL of your fanfictions.

7. You're thinking about being him for Halloween.

8. If someone asks who you're supposed to be, あなた reply, "The most adorable bibliophile in the world!"

9. You're キス him in a dream, and...