Johnny the Homicidal Maniac Article: the twelve CRAZYS of クリスマス

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posted by JTHMsbabe

zimmy: on the first 日 of クリスマス my best friend gave to me! a brass knuckle on the tree

zim: on the 秒日 of クリスマス my best friend gave to me, two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree! hit it gaz!

gaz: on the third 日 of クリスマス my WORST friend gave to me, 3 gaaaAAmeboys!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!

dib: on the fourth 日 of クリスマス my best friend gave to me! 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: 3 game boys
zim: two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass nuckles on the tree! hit it jade *throws th microphona at her*

jade: *all mad sounding* on the fifth 日 of christmas, my best friend gave to me FIFE FUCK ASSES!!!
dib: four ways to get zim
gaz: *grudgy noise* 3 gameboys
zim: *all smart sounding* two lazer 銃 :3
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!!

johnny: *all gentlemen sounding* on the sixth 日 of クリスマス my best friend gave to me, 6 blood splotches!
jade: *swaying back and forth* FIVE FUUUUCK ASSEEEEEEESS!!
dib: four ways to get zim!
gaz: GOD DIB YOUR STUPID!!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the treee!!

tenna: on the seventh 日 of クリスマス my best friend gave to me! 7 spookys!!
johnny: 6 blood splotches
jade: TEEENA YOOOU SUUUUUUUCK!!!
dib: 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: DAMN あなた DIB!!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!!

devi: on the 8 日 of クリスマス my best friend gave to me: 8 BLIND DATES
tenna: 7 spookys! *hugs one*
johnny: 6 blood splotches!
jade: CAN WE STOOOOOOOOOOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! *zimmy* nope!
dib: 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: three ways to KILL MY BROTHER!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the treeee!

squee: on the ninth 日 of クリスマス my bestfriend gave to me! 9 shmee dolls!
devi: 8 blind dates! *squee* that not right
tenna: 7 spookys!
johnny: six blood splotchs!
jade: FIVE FUCK ASSES!!
dib: 4 ways to get zim
gaz: あなた SUCK!
zim: twoo lazer guns
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!

tak: on the tenth 日 of クリスマス my worst enemy zimmy gave to me, 10 sucker punches
squee: 9 shmee dolls!! *hugs*
devi: 8 blind dates *squee* still bad
tenna: 7 spookys!
johnny: six blood splotchs!
jade: THIS FUUCKING SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!
dib: 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: dib i'm going to kill you!
zim: two lazer 銃 :)
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the treee!

melvin: on the 11 日 christmas, my best friend made me, lose my 11 wolvarines
tak: 10 sucker punches *zimmy* want more?!
squee: 9 SHMEE dolls!
devi: 8 blind dates! *squee* pretty creepy
tenna: 7 spookys :D
johnny: six blood splotches!
jade: FIIIIIIIIIIVE FUCK AAAAAAAAASSES!!! *arms wiggle around*
dib: oh lord ジーザス save me!
gaz: DIIIB あなた SHAall die
zim:two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree! one もっと見る time!

jhonen vasquez: on the twelth 日 of christmas! my best buds gave to me! 12 awesome characters!
melvin: *starts crying*
tak: oh lord ジーザス what this time?!
johnny: i've got this!!! *cuts off melvins head*
jade: *melvins head screaming and being tossed across the room* SHUUUUUUUT THE FUUUUUUUuuck UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!
gaz: thank あなた johnny,
zim: serves that asswhole right!
everyone: AND BRAASS NUCKLES ON THE TREE! *melvins deheaded body in the back ground*

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jade: FUCK あなた GUYS!!! *tak throws melvins body at jade* *digunteled face with eyes open*

hope あなた guys like it took me hours
:) your friend,
zimmy

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Yoshiness XDDD haha I couldn't stop laughing~ Lol. *coughcough--says in creepy voice* IWasTheOneWhoGaveSqueeThe9ShmeeDolls//shot... CX Anyways..good job~

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johnny and squee

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Nny's best friend (chap 1)

posted by invaderzimrox

It was a stormy 日 and Squee sat down on his bed, hoping that it would end soon so he could just run away. He was tired of his mom being passed out on the floor, and he was tired of his dad insulting him. "The only "friend" I have is Nny...but I'm not so sure I trust him because..well...he kills people...AND I DON'T WANNA BE 次 ON THE LIST!!" Suddenly Squee could hear a faint laugh, sounding like it came from his closet. "Who...who's there?" He shivered. The laugh got a little louder. "I swear I'll have Nny come and kill you!!" Then the laughing stopped and a voice came. "Your friend Nny...