If あなた could say/ask something to every Depp's character, what would あなた say/ask them? (PART 1)

I would say (If i`d be in the story):
2.Mad Hatter: "Why is a raven like a 書く desk?" (And I hope he laughs)
4.Sweeney Todd:"Never forget, never forgive. Revenge it`s all we have"
5.Jack Sparrow: "I have ron, doyou want to 登録する me?"
7.Willy Wonka: "I hate gum!"
10.Mort Rainy: "Are あなた sure of what you`ve done. または is it just like a dream when あなた kill those people?"

I haven`t answered for all the characters because I haven`t seem all of them または because I didn`t know what to ask...

Hmmm...

Mad Hatter-May I 登録する your 表, テーブル of mad people?
Sweeney Todd-Hey, I hate the world too!
Jack Sparrow-Can I 登録する your crew?
Victor バン Dort-I've got もっと見る guts than あなた and I'm a girl!
Willy Wonka-Ive gotta brilliant idea for you!
John Dillinger- Can I try on your hat?

how it was that he played their roles

I only know what I would say to Captain Jack Sparrow why are あなた so amazing

I've got 4 質問 for Captain Jack Sparrow...
1.Do あなた plan it all out, または just make it up as あなた go along?
2.JACK, WHY IS THE ラム, ラム酒 ALWAYS GONE???
3.How can あなた be sooo charming???
4.(ok, ok, this 質問 is really serious)...
Do あなた really 愛 Angelica???<3