posted by taylor_love
"Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice."
"I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable."
"I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a 食 group."
"I'm a virgin. I just wanted あなた to know, in case ... I just wanted あなた to know."
"Okay, I don't know what Dan said, but why would あなた take romantic アドバイス from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?"
"You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help あなた for once."
"Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons."
"There is no もっと見る hierarchy. The steps of the MET will no longer be restricted to a certain crowd. No もっと見る Nairtinis, no もっと見る headbands ... This is a new era! Let freedom reign!"