1. His beautiful british accent ("Sarah, don't defy me,") 2. His goregous wild blonde hair (I'd 愛 to get my fingers 塔の上のラプンツェル in it!) 3. His mismatched eyes (So quirky and mysterious!) 4. His pale skin (He makes Edward Cullen look darker!) 5. How he dresses (Damn...I 愛 leather) 6. His riding crop (I won't even mention what I'm thinking!) 7. His power (I'd 愛 to be his queen!) 8. His sultry, dark, melodic voice (I wanna listen to him all night long!)
We present a disturbingly 魔法にかけられて feast to feed your absurd edible fantasies. For one night only the Goblin King presents his most ill-frequented and unpopular goblin noshery for all your delectable delicacies!