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Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: こんにちは Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. キッス me I'm british? Well, あなた know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to キッス me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH

90 分 later

Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little ポニー Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & 虹 Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight:...

アップルジャック, applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth カップケーキ あなた had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, アップルジャック, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet 林檎, アップル Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might...

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot によって a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo, etc. I drove for a while then used my chaos emerald. "Chaos Control!", and thats when it happened. I ended up here in one shot which was surprising because it usually takes...

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are あなた the new 火災, 火 mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another ポニー on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, あなた must be my new 火災, 火 mare.
Coffee Creme: Yup.
Hawkeye: Name's Peirce Hawkins, though some ponies call me Hawkeye. Climb aboard, and we'll get going.
Coffee Creme: *enters locomotive*
Hawkeye: Alright, all あなた have to do is use this shovel, to put all the coal into this...

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case クラッカー at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told あなた that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: こんにちは Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case クラッカー with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, または chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson オートバイ on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle 次 to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...