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posted by InvaderStickly
STICKLY'S POV (On Planet Irk.)
I, Stickly the Irken soldier was training to go to a planet as an Invader. I saw the Almighty Tallest announce who was going to be an Invader. I was very impatient. All I could hear was "Secret planet: Earth" and giggles. Whoever was going to be sent to Earth was not being taken seriously. "Who wants this one?" 発言しました Purple Tallest. "I do." I said. He threw a robot unit at me. I never really did like the Tallest. They had that kind of attitude. However I was greatful for the gift I had. I had my own robotic unit. Though I was not an Invader, I still had my unit. "I hate those tall creeps. Don't you?" I 発言しました to my new robot. "I am not aloud to 表示する emotions." he said. "You can't be happy または sad?" I asked. "I am not aloud to share this info with あなた unless I am programed to." he said. I rushed back to my home. I scanned my new robot. I looked at his programming in my lab. My lab screen showed his senses. I went down to his emotions. I enabled his emotions. "How do あなた feel?" I asked. "Since I am now aloud to share my emotions, happy." He said. I made an emotionally trained information retriever. That is why I named him ETIR.
I rushed to the store to try to find batteries for my lab screen that was almost out of juice. I couldn't afford anything at the shop. I couldn't even afford food. I really needed food, though. I'd die without it. But in every job I ever had, I got permanently fired. That's why I can't afford anything. And I've tried every job on planet Irk. So, I went to the Tallest's home. They were not only the mightiest, but the richest of planet Irk. So, I looked for a money container in there home.
I couldn't find any moneys. I looked and looked, but no moneys. I stood アナと雪の女王 in fear as I saw a guard in their home. He took me and didn't say a word. He dragged me into a cage. He put the cage into an escape pod. I was blasted into space. I called in ETIR to save me. He came out to 宇宙 to unlock the doors to my cage. I noticed a planet. I got a sense of Deja vu. I remembered that the Tallest 発言しました this planet was known as Earth when he was calling out for Invaders. ETIR flew me to earth. He did everything without hesitation, knowing that I was the one who set his emotions free.

STICKLY'S POV (On Earth.)
My sky blue and black pod was disguised as a backpack. My eyes were disguised with human eyes. My antenas were folded into my hair to blend in. I looked for a skin disguise, but I couldn't find one. I knew that another invader was at this planet. I'll just use the same excuse he used I thought. ETIR was disguised as a blueish, purpleish cat. Blue is ETIR's お気に入り color. I was ready to 表示する my face in public. So, I went to school. In research I found while working on a report, it showed schools on earth known as Jefforson High and Colombia 大学 and Benton Middle School. I wasn't expecting to see a big sign that 発言しました "Skool." I walked inside and told the princeapal I was new. He 発言しました my parents needed to be here for me to sign up for Skool. The closest thing I had for a fake parent was ETIR. So, I got ETIR to wear a human disguise. Then, I signed up. I was in Mrs. Cliope's class. She seemed a little scarry. She smiled all the time. But I was very greatful I didn't get the class right 次 to me. All I could hear from the classroom was stuff like, "Now, do 8,000,000,000 push ups" または "Doom. Doom. Doom." I think the teacher's name was Ms. Bitters, which was totally understandable. The other class 次 to me seemed boring. All I heard from there was stuff like, "Do あなた understand? Do you? There's gonna be a test. Please wear the uniforms I made. It'll make me pleased."

NOSHEI'S POV
I spent all 日 in class the same old same old. The teacher going on about words I still can't even pronounce, the girls going on about how cute that stupid Danny Fulker is, the guys going on about who got beaten up によって who, and me failing to draw a cyote and a wolf. I mean, a new kid came in today. I was half asleep so I didn't really react until about ten 秒 after he stepped into the room. He was 100% green. "What's up with the green spraypaint?" my friend, Jukai said. Then, all of the sudden, some big headed kid with weird looking hair (I think his name was Dij または Dib または something) randomly barged into the room. "Green?!" he said. "An alien! Where?!"

STICKLY'S POV
I didn't know people would be on to me at all times. But, I thought that was life on earth for an Irken.
ZIM's POV
I didn't expect another Irken to be on earth. The recess play time of the 日 came. I got a closer look of this new student. "You're green." I said, suspicious. "Um... so are you." he said. "I have a rare skin desease." I said. "I have the same one." he said. "Liar! I made that skin disease up!" I said. Whoops. I realized my mistake.

STICKLY'S POV
"So あなた have paint on you?" I asked, casually. "Uh... um, OF COURSE! THAT'S GENIUS!" he said. "What is?" I asked. "Nothing. Be gone!" he said. Okay, if anyone on this planet is an Irken, it's definatley that kid I thought. When we got back inside from play time, (I could never remember the name) the teacher 発言しました it was time for social studies. "Let's make social studies... FUN!" Mrs. Cliope said. I raised my hand. "Yes, Sticky?" she said. "Just kidding! I know your name is Stickly! I WAS JOKING!" I was a little creeped out. "What exactly is Social Studies?" I asked. I looked around as everyone laughed. Two people remained silent. They both looked suspicious. One looked like a threat and the other one looked confused. I think the threatning one was named Jukai and the confused one was named Noshei. After enough suffering of embarecment, I went home. I looked at ETIR. "Thanks again for being a parent." I said. "No problem, master." he said. "How was school?" I sat down, exausted. "Terrible!" I answered. "Everyone there gets along but me. People are already on to me." I was scared.
posted by zgfangrl
king: tie him up and bring me the monitor*guards bring out large screen and tie rocky to a chair*
rocky: WHAT ARE あなた DOING?!
king: watch! *turns on projector*
(the monitor shows the destruction of one planet for irk millions of aliens running and screaming as they were anilated)you see irk did this that was a planet of peaceful people they were willing to live in the irken society did irk let them no they didnt this is why bolderia wants to conquer irks planets because we let them live! irkens are monstrous creatures they kill または imprison every other living species cast off your diguise irken!...
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 Millie, I doodled on her.
Millie, I doodled on her.
Zim came in...

"Thats what I was trying to tell you!"I said.
As the Tallest where talking to Zim, I just mouthed what there where going to say. Finaly they gave him Earth, but the Tallest wanted me to keep an eye on Zim, so they sent me with him.

"Great I get to go home!"I said.
"Home? But Irk is your home."Said the Red Tallest.
"Oh, yeah, Irk..."I said.

In the Voot cruser ガー sang the doom song, Zim drooled, and Millie, my new Sir bot was sing the doom song with Gir. Millie looked like Gir, but she was dark blue, with strips going across her head.I was getting board, so I sang with Millie and Gir....
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"Doofza donut..." I mumbled in my sleep. "Sparky..." I heard a familiar voice. "You gotta help me out, it's all a blur last night, we need a taxi..." Katy Perry? "Spare me a friggin'-" "SPARKY GET UP あなた LAZY BUM!"

"EEP!" I fell off the couch. Right above me was my owner. "HI DOOFIE!" I said. "Sparky this is serious!" Our voices were drowned によって an earsplitting clap of thunder. "WHAT!?" I yelled. "IT- IS- SERIOUS!" he screeched.

Just then, the TV messed up. The radio still played. "Ya love, ya love, ya love, is mah drug-" it sang. The lights flickered. Then there was an interruption with the...
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posted by nigahigarocks98
It was the dead of night. The galaxy was peaceful, quiet...stars twinkled. Saturn's rings sparkled. Everything was beautiful, until...WHOOSH!!! Tik Tok blasted in the background, as a dark blue ship zoomed past. The 音楽 faded with the ship...who could be in there? Me, Invader Sabre with my faithful companion, Spyke. "Are we there yet!?", he asked me; however I couldn't hear him over the deafening music. I loved Ke$ha's songs, but I hated talking over them. I turned it down. "What?", I asked. What was so important that I had to turn down my お気に入り song? Spyke suddenly looked sad. "Why'd...
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posted by Solo28
 Zim grabbing ガー
Zim grabbing Gir
ZIM'S ROOF/VOOT RUNNER CONTAINMENT

Gir: It starts this way, no it, um....It's this button

Gir pushes the ejecter button and he シート, 座席 pushes ガー away, ガー screams.

Zim runs in.

Zim: GIR, IS THE VOOT READY YET

Gir: YES, Wait a minute.....no.

Zim rushes toward the Voot Runner and starts it up.

Zim: GET IN GIR

Gir: No

Zim grabs ガー によって the ear of his Dog suit and throws him in the Voot.

The roof opens and The Voot Runner flies away into the destroyed city.

CITY

Zero and Z-9 are having the time of their lives setting もっと見る and もっと見る buildings on 火災, 火 and blowing up もっと見る and もっと見る stuff.

Zero places a big flag down,...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Poor Dana
Poor Dana
D.A.N.A:Maybe it's the things I say,
Maybe I should think before I speak
But I thought that I knew enough
To know myself and do what's right for me
And these walls I'm building now
You used to bring them down
The tears I'm crying out
You used to wipe away

[Chrous:]
I thought あなた 発言しました it was easy,
listening to your heart
I thought あなた 発言しました I'd be ok
So why am I breaking apart?
Don't wanna be torn [x4]

Now maybe I have to choose between
what I want and what あなた think I need
Cause I'll always be a little girl
But even little girls still got to dream
Now it all feels like a fight
You were always on my side
But lonley...
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posted by InvaderCynder
I walked over to the ship and booted it up. "Thank あなた for activating project "TLALOCAN." the ship said. カップケーキ got up and came over 次 to me.she was still in her costume."voice confirmation required." the machine hummed."Bambi" i spoke into the microphone."Confirmed." the machine dinged."Alice In Wonderland." カップケーキ spoke into the mic."not recognized."it beeped."i meant to say Mulan!" she corrected herself."Confirmed." it dinged again."Cynder and カップケーキ Confirmed. please set location." it told us. i was about to say "Irk" when something hit me and pined me up against a wall. it took...
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posted by InvaderCynder
*sniff* wwwhwhhhhhhhyyyyy???!!! *cry*

Sasha: i get sad *cry

ZIm: why is that my Sasha?

Sasha: もっと見る of *sniff* あなた and Gaz

Zim: WHAT?! that little Gaz human? No, ur the only person i love

Sasha: thnx ZImmy

ZIm: and あなた know how u can trust me?

Sasha: if u mean trust あなた more; what?

ZIm: this
*Zim grabs and kisses her*

*Cynder punches Zim in the head really hard but not hard enough to kill him just make his nose bleed*

Zim: WHAT THE F, CYNDER!?!

Cynder: あなた JUST TRAUMATIZED CUPCAKE!*points to C.U.P.C.A.K.E.*

*Cupcake is staring blankly repeating the words "lord erase thy mind of what thy have beheld." over...
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"My plan will be to take over all human minds, then I will-" Kat noticed ガー looking up at her with that 'Waddya gonna do?' look. "BLOW UP THE PLANET!" BOOM! ガー exploded. "Are あなた supposed to do that!?" Kat asked when he reappeared. "Meow!" he said.

Kat thought on her plan some more, pacing back and fourth- despite the sharp pain in her broken foot. "Yes! I will make mind control chips!" she said. Unfortunately, Zim walked in at that exact moment. Kat blushed. "Oh, I mean-" She was interrupted によって Gir:
"'Cuz we belon together now yeah,
forever united here somehow yeah,
あなた got a peice of me,
and honestly,
my life,
would suck,
without you..."

"Oh we were just 歌う my お気に入り song, Firefl-" She said. ガー corrected her, "My Life Would Suck Without You!" Zim grew madder, for he knew that she meant to take over the Earth, and although she knew she was dead meat, sge blushed harder.
"Sure." Zim said. "Woohoo!" Kat made some yellow, electric, sparkly, mood sticks. "On one condition." The sticks turnde black, "No going into my lab unless I say あなた can."

"Okay!" The sticks turned bright pink. As they were riding, though, Zim 発言しました something that changed everything, "Why were あなた even kicked off Lightopia in the first place?" The sticks turned deep blue, and died off. "Oh. Everyone hated me." she said, "My mom thought I would be the perfect, most evil alien ever. I came out perfect, but not evil. I was sweet, too sweet. I made Charmdust, the sweetest thing on the planet, jealous....
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Madison was a 12 年 old girl. She lived with her pop and her dog, Lacy. Her grandmother had died 2 months earlier, so her life was falling apart. But one day, she got news, someone was going to be living with them! Madison was so excited, she washed the dishes, cleaned the house, and raked the leaves. The house was spotless!

The 次 day, the doorbell rang. It was her friend, Trinity. "Yazmyne didn't want to come today, she was in a bad mood." she said, "Anyways, I heard the news!" We played videogames untill the doorbell rang. We listened as Pop opened the door.

"Why hello there!" He said....
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posted by Invader-Tak
'Pzzzzt Zim.' I said. 'You're an alien.'
'Nonsence Earth monkey. If you're wondering Earth-a-noid about my skin, ears and nose.. Well that's just part of my skin condition.' he replied.
He started to sweat.
'Yeah skin condition, I really bought that.' I joked. 'But really Zim.'
Zim hesitated but then fianally answered.
'You know?!'
I nodded. 'I guess so. I mean you're green. I can't beleive no one else exept for that big headed kid knows. Your disguise is so ovious.'
Zim started sweating even more. 'Are あなた with Dib?'
I assumed Dib was the big headed, crazy kid who knew about Zim.
'No. And anyway it's my first 日 and I just met you. Of corse I won't tell anyone. Secret safe.' I smiled. Zim looked unsure but によって the end of 'Skool' he seemed to trust me.
When the ベル rang I got my things and headed off. To where, I did not know.
Then I heard footsteps behind me.
posted by Solo28
Zim: GIR! Get in here!
GIR: Yes master!
(gir comes into the room)
Zim: What did あなた do to the laundry machine?
GIR: The spinny thing?
Zim: What did あなた do to it?
GIR: I thought it was a ride
Zim: あなた RODE the laundry machine?
GIR: It was a spinny water ride! I even got free candy!
Zim: That was soap, gir. And WHY did あなた stuff a chair in it?
GIR: so i could sit down.
Zim: ughhhh! あなた leave me no choice, GIR, we'll have to go to the.....laundromat.
Zim and ガー arrive at the laundromat. everyone is doing the laundry and stuff.
Zim: Well, gir, it's time to do this laundry thing of cleaning...(everyone stares...
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posted by Solo28
Zim and ガー walked through the aisles.
“Gir, where is the freezer aisle? The taquitos should be there.” Zim asked.

Gir gave Zim a blank look. “I dunno. Maybe we should look at the signs over the aisles.”

Zim looked up, wondering if what ガー had 発言しました was true. “Oh. Aisle 3. Freezer aisle. アナと雪の女王 Krazy タコス オーブン Bake Taquitos. Hmmm. Well, lets go.”

Dib gasped. Quite loudly, and, unfortunatly, Zim over heard.

“You!” Zim snarled.

“I won't let あなた get away with it! What ever it is...” Dib called back.

Zim yelled, “I already told you, I don't have any stinking plans! Not that...
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