We all probably remember ルーベン, ルベン - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are あなた today?

Reub.: あなた can't drink two jars of applesauce if あなた don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, あなた can make a dog bark faster than a 魚 can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think あなた are cute.


Reub.: You've...

Hey! It's me again! あなた may have notice that my ユーザー名 is different; I changed it from seddieluv to NCISMcAbbyISthebest. It's based on my お気に入り couple EVER, McGee and Abby from NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 (McAbby!) So, I'm here with Jennette-McCurdys-biggest-fan's request! (Hope I spelled your ユーザー名 right, LOL.) It's for iSaved your life! (Ugh...I hated that episode SO much! It creeps me out when two people who look like brother and sister start making out.) I hope あなた guys enjoy this story, and I once again hope that I wrote the characters in character!

And remember to RR&R! I 愛 all of your reviews,...