ヘタリア

France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! あなた call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! あなた DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All あなた are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has もっと見る dick! I have an army of Red Coats! あなた have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last...

I own nothing, but pray for all those affected によって the Twin Towers incident. I hope I didn't offend anyone~ And may everyone who was affected heal, and the people we ロスト rest in peace... thank あなた and enjoy this fanfiction.
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That day... That 日 I felt something wrong, I thought it was paranoia.

But I was wrong, because that day, when the plane crashed... I was at a UN meeting and suddenly my head hurt.

"A-Ahhh ow!" I gripped my hair and felt blood dripping from my nose, my eyes already stung and I heard so...

RUN! CLEVERBOT IS RUSSIA!!!!! O-O

User: Are あなた ready?



Cleverbot: Ready for what?



User: For the 次 ヘタリア war!



Cleverbot: Am not afraid... But.. Es.



User: *hits with China*



Cleverbot: *hits あなた with 'Murica*.



User: *hits with Belarus*



Cleverbot: *hits with an axe*.



User: *hits with Prussia*



Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.



User: *hits with Sebastian*



Cleverbot: *hits with awesomeness*.



User: *hits with drunk England*



Cleverbot: *hits with Sealand*.



User: Wait, あなた know about Sealand?



Cleverbot: Yes. Sealand from Hetalia.



User: O-O.



Cleverbot: Which ヘタリア character are you?



User: Um...America!



Cleverbot: America,...