China and South Korea grew silent once they heard a familiar voice call through the bushes “do…*hic* do I’m gonna kirr England but not *hic* Russia! *hic* because he is *hic* soooo nice!!! *hic* in fact I just killed England be-*hic* because he is a b-itch!” 日本 meowed stumbling through the bushes running right into China and South Korea “oh こんにちは あなた *hic* guys!” 日本 meowed quickly leaping up on his paws. “Uhh…are あなた drunk または are あなた hanging out with France again aru?” China meowed instantly 日本 slashed China across the face and hissed “I AM THE AWESOME ONE B-ITCH!!!”...