A good friend will comfort あなた when he rejects you. A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for あなた when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps あなた up when あなた fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps あなた find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask あなた if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at あなた and say, "Haha, loser!"
A good friend will offer あなた a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with あなた at that time of month. A best friend will throw あなた a tampon and push あなた in.
A good friend gives あなた their umbrella when it rains. A best friend takes yours and yells, "Run, bi***, run!"
A good friend will help あなた move. A best friend will help あなた 移動する the bodies.
A good friend will bail あなた out of jail. A best friend will be in the room 次 to you, saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen あなた cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that あなた cried.
A good friend asks あなた to write down your number. A best friend has あなた on speed dial.
A good friend will leave あなた behind if that's what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the crowd's butts for leaving you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells あなた that she knows how あなた feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you.
A good friend will ask あなた why you're crying. A best friend won't say anything when あなた start crying for no reason, but will just sit down and cry with you.
A good friend will help あなた learn to drive. A best friend will help あなた roll the car into a lake so あなた can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when あなた go away. A best friend won't let あなた go away.
A good friend will go to a コンサート with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide あなた from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after あなた in the first place.
A good friend will be there for あなた when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps あなた up when あなた fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps あなた find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask あなた if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at あなた and say, "Haha, loser!"
A good friend will offer あなた a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with あなた at that time of month. A best friend will throw あなた a tampon and push あなた in.
A good friend gives あなた their umbrella when it rains. A best friend takes yours and yells, "Run, bi***, run!"
A good friend will help あなた move. A best friend will help あなた 移動する the bodies.
A good friend will bail あなた out of jail. A best friend will be in the room 次 to you, saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen あなた cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that あなた cried.
A good friend asks あなた to write down your number. A best friend has あなた on speed dial.
A good friend will leave あなた behind if that's what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the crowd's butts for leaving you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells あなた that she knows how あなた feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you.
A good friend will ask あなた why you're crying. A best friend won't say anything when あなた start crying for no reason, but will just sit down and cry with you.
A good friend will help あなた learn to drive. A best friend will help あなた roll the car into a lake so あなた can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when あなた go away. A best friend won't let あなた go away.
A good friend will go to a コンサート with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide あなた from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after あなた in the first place.
