A good friend will comfort あなた when he rejects you. A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for あなた when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps あなた up when あなた fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps あなた find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask あなた if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at あなた and say, "Haha, loser!"
A good friend will offer あなた a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with あなた at that time of month. A best friend will throw あなた a tampon and push あなた in.
A good friend gives あなた their umbrella when it rains. A best friend takes yours and yells, "Run, bi***, run!"
A good friend will help あなた move. A best friend will help あなた 移動する the bodies.