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Christians against Harry Potter
Christians against Harry Potter
I THINK this 記事 is a joke...it's just so ridiculous it has to be. I thought it was hilariously stupid, and I don't agree with this 記事 AT ALL.
キーワード: ハリーポッター, news, 記事, against, christians, ridiculous, stupid, jk rowling | 提出されました によって KateKicksAss 1年以上前 | ||
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^Katekicksass u need not worry. no one's going to take this offensive we all know the truth!
Ok not this.
But is this a joke or something?
"I like the third book because Harry meets his godfather and Professor Lupin, a really cool guy who’s a werewolf” Mark Flitwick, age 7
“I want to be a real live witch like Harry. I wish my parents were dead so I could go to Hogwarts school too” Emma McGonagall, age 9
“I love Harry Potter books. They get you hooked. I want to be just like Lord Voldermort and kill all muggles!” [The name for Christians and other non-magical people in Potter books] Ginny Lupin, age 6
“Before I read Potter I used to go to Church every Sunday. Now I realise Jesus isn’t my true savoir, it is Harry Potter! I want to drink Unicorn’s blood and rape a cat!” Remus Fletcher, age 11
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These are all Harry Potter surnames. Unpurpose? I don't think so.
SET-UP!
FAIL
Another thing, "We believe Rowling is a recruiter for various Anti-Christian and Satanist Organizations, including the Church of Satan, The Wiccan Circle, and the Pagan Federation." I'm not Wiccan or Pagan. I would consider myself an Athiest but am I the only one who found the comparison of those two with Satanism to be offensive?
The person who wrote this article is completely insane.
“Before I read Potter I used to go to Church every Sunday. Now I realise Jesus isn’t my true savoir, it is Harry Potter! I want to drink Unicorn’s blood and rape a cat!” - that REALLY made me laugh.rape a cat...ROFLDM!
It's so obvious that someone made this up.I'm a Christian and I still believe in God and Jesus,probably more now,after HP,then before
I liked the distinction made about Muggles : "Christians and non-magical beings". Another author that didn't read the books. What about the notion of sacrifice (Lily ; Severus ; Harry) ? Of love and redemption ? (Severus, once again). Love that conquers all (Dumbledore's solution to all the problems).
The author forgot that JKR worked hard on her novels. That she incurred the refusal of several publishing houses before being accepted. She worked to earn her money (and accept to pay her taxes in the UK by the way) while the Queen of England did not work for it, she just inherited it. No offence intended.
Laughing for not crying...
EDIT : the author is obsessed by wormwood. True it is the herb that contains the active substance called absinthine and behind the infamous drink. However, wormwood is packed with anti-parasitic, antiseptic, antipyretic and anti-diarrheic properties. Different parts of this plant, including leaves, fruits and flowering tops, are used for curing various ailments, like problems of menstruations, fragile nerves and fatigue, fever and bad digestion. Of course, it must be used with caution because of its addictive substances.
Unless that makes me I'm a bad person because I sound like a potions mistress that way ? Come back, Severus, they're all getting mad !
go into its mouth and become dinner for it or what?
then he set up a centaur horde aginst his poor teacher- is this the reference any sane person would give to Umbridge?
the only explanation is that this article was written by no sane person!
And I didn't get why anyone reading Harry Potter might be influenced to rape a cat....I don't remember anything like THAT ever being in the books O_O
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