1. "What did I ever do to y- oh, nevermind."
2. "Oh, ha ha, あなた got me! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"
3. "Wow, you're even dumber than あなた look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for あなた now!" *Prepare yourself によって getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*
4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did あなた say something?"
5. "Why do あなた have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*
6. "Uh, I'm...
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