上, ページのトップへ Ten Signs Your Kid is a Wizard
10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. あなた say, "Do あなた think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. He gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard
5. お気に入り discount electronics store: "The Wiz"
4. He refers to ハロウィン as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His お気に入り excuse is that "his homework ate the dog"
1. あなた catch him in the...
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