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Without further ado, here’s our 一覧 of the 上, ページのトップへ 10 alternate endings to Deathly Hallows:
10. Scooby Doo ending - Voldemort is captured, and is revealed to be Filch wearing a mask. As he is hauled away, he shouts, “And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for あなた meddling kids!”
9. South Park ending: After defeating Voldemort, Harry and Ron address the audience, saying, “You know, I’ve learned something today.” Suddenly, Ginny is run over によって the Knight Bus, prompting Ron to shout, “They killed Ginny!” Harry responds, “You bastards!” Neville...
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