Snapes 受信箱 :P

He’s back.

And Naperville was there to welcome him.

More than a thousand ファン of the world’s お気に入り wizard gathered at Naperville’s AMC Showplace Theatre for the midnight premiere of “link” It is the first installment of a two-part film, based on the final book in the J.K. Rowling series.

Many in attendance had pre-purchased their tickets weeks 前 and started arriving at the south Naperville cinema as early as 6 p.m. Thursday. An 時 before the scheduled release, ファン were seated in eight of the 16 theaters, and additional showings were scheduled for 3:15 a.m. Friday.

While striped...

The seventh (and penultimate) film is 発言しました to have ‘a very different feel from the other movies’ as for the first time the action does not centre around Hogwarts.
Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the run, thrust into what Ron (Rupert Grint) calls ‘a scary and unpredictable world where anyone could be working for Voldemort’ as they 検索 for the remaining horcruxes in order to defeat the Dark Lord.

To whet your appetite we’ve conjured up some truly wizard facts about ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’:

• The film’s budget is estimated to have been £150 million. John Hurt...

Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.

Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death

Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill

Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.

Side effects: Might break Hagrid's ハート, 心 if あなた get into a close relationship with him.

Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and 表示する yourself in public.

Especially recommended to: good actors and actresses...

Part two of my parody :) I do not own Harry Potter または A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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FLITWICK
Is all our company here?

JAMES
You were best to call them generally, man によって man,
according to the script.

FLITWICK
Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
thought fit, through all Hogsmead, to play in our
interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
wedding-day at night.

JAMES
First, good Filius Flitwick, say what the play treats
on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
to a point.

FLITWICK
Our play is, The Most Lamentable Comedy, and
Most Cruel...

I do not own Harry Potter, または A Midsummer Night's Dream. I did have a dream in summer one time, though...I think.

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CORNELIUS
Now, Lydia, our nuptial hour
Draws on apace; four happy days bring in
Another moon: but, O, methinks, how slow
This old moon wanes! She lingers my desires,
Like to a step-dame または a dowager
Long withering out a young man revenue.

LYDIA
Four days will quickly steep themselves in night;
Four nights will quickly dream away the time;
And then the moon, like to a silver bow
New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night
Of our solemnities.

CORNELIUS...

Genre: Angst
Rating: PG-13 (Just to be safe.)
Author: WolfAngel'JR (in FanFiction.Net -bendaimmortal here.)
Characters: Barty Crouch Jr., Barty Crouch Sr. & Mrs. (Caroline) Crouch.

Summary: The Crouch family, the 日 they save the son from Azkaban. Begins with a look into Junior’s feelings throughout his 年 in there but focuses on the 日 they save him. As always, in my very different interpretation. This is a one-shot.

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A/N I know most people see them in a completely different light but no flaming, please because this view does make all the sense in the world and it is actually...

10 Ways to Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange

1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a もっと見る capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter ファン type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up ニンファドーラ・トンクス in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; あなた can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8) “Confiscate” her...

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter 本 and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from あなた (Example: When in a car または an elevator). If あなた don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and クリスマス and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their お気に入り song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their 受信箱 with...

1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.

2. Tell her McGonagall 発言しました that her 全体, 全体的です OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.

3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.

4. When あなた ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells あなた it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say: "But why are あなた so upset? I thought あなた valued honesty in others?"

5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly,...

OMG i just loved to wrote this chapter, i don´t know why, it´s a little bite sad but i really 愛 it.
Hope あなた like it
Please tell me what あなた think
Thanks


It didn´t take me too much long to realize that who was coming was my brother and Filch, they were doing the usual round によって Hogwarts to check if everything was how as it should be... whitout Sirius Black.
I remembered that Severus had, literally, forbidden me of getting out of my room after ディナー time for being to dangerous now that Sirius Black had escaped from Azkaban and he was looking for a way to get into Hogwarts.
I looked at him again...

Firstable,
i am talking about the writers.

Be Objective, who writes her saga's the best?



ok, in my opinion, J.K. Rowling is way better writer than Meyer.

Why?
ok, #1 J.K. Rowling has written 10 books.
#2 she uses a もっと見る complex vocabulary and she creates a new one. with all the spells, names and a whole world of magic.
#3 the history she has to create 年 によって year, has a really good continuity.
#4 Harry Potter characters have political and social foundations.
#5 the characters have to grow with the history and she make it look simple.
#6 she takes the risk of killing important characters, like...

*sigh*

Although I hate to admit it, it ought to be put into two different movies, much like the way Peter Jackson put content from the Two Towers into The Return Of The King.

It would mean that we'd get a much better movie than that last one which was like watching a car crash. (I had to look away.) The scenes look great, but we never get to see the events または hear the lines before being wisked away to see another set and be deaf to another set of lines we ought to hear.

I really don't want that to happen again, because lets face it, it sucks. Thus, two 映画 would be better. The first three...

The かぼちゃ, カボチャ ジュース was spilled all over Severus Snape's face, and some managed to dribble into his jet black hair (which in Lilly's opionion, wasn't greasy but もっと見る silky). His clothes were too big, and hung over him, like drapery on a curtain rod. "Sev," Lilly Evans hissed across the table, "there's some ジュース in your hair." He flushed a shade of scarlet, embarassed at the thought of how rediculous he must look. He grabbed a cloth napkin off the table, and seemingly scrubbed his face, as if rubbing it harder would make James Potter's laughter stop. Lilly caught Severus's hand. "You shouldn't...

All aboard as we take あなた on a 10 時 adventure によって bus to some of the Harry Potter movie locations which were either used in actual scenes from Hogwarts School または served as an inspiration to the film makers.

We’ll stop for lunch at a pub which will give あなた time to stretch your legs and soak up the history.

Learn how the films were made, discuss the 本 and hear trivia about the magical world of Harry Potter. Along the way you’ll have the chance to get off the bus, take pictures and see the locations up close.

Tour highlights include:

-Walk in the footsteps of Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) around...